So brand split confirmed, this could be good because there are too many guys with literally nothing to do (AJ Styles meta promo).
http://whatculture.com/wwe/the-latest-on-wwes-brand-split
>>1329650
So they made the brand split to send everyone that is more over than Reigns to smackdown?
Top kek.
>>1329787
YO
SMARKS VS MARKS
THIS COULD BE GOOD
AJ will go over Cena clean at SummerSlam
...to de-unify the WWE WHC
Haitch probably has the Big Gold hung up on his wall, so I doubt it
Or maybe they'll do a McMahon Raw vs Haitch Smackdown or something
A FUCKING FRUIT BASKET?
>Hey HHH thanks for the great brandsplit! We love all the women's wrestling on Smackdown. Enjoy this fruitbasket on behalf of all of us here on reddit :3
Daily reminder that this man gave TNA its highest ratings.
I like Vince Russo.
>>1330026
Same here bro
And WWF too
coincidence?
What do you think of BruceBlitz?
Hey Bruce! I hope your 15 year hand injury is starting to heal up!
>>1329527
fucking who?
autistic.
Why do people buy for his shit? is he just a smark or was he actually in the wrestling business?
>unironically comparing Bayley/Sasha to Rock/Austin
Why did I go to leddit? I was told to not go, why did I go? Will I ever be ok?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/4l8aib/sasha_banks_cleared_to_work_again/d3la268
holy fuck that's vintage reddit
Reddit is surrounded by this grand illusion that if they somehow pretend to care about women's wrestling and feminism they will be rewarded for it.
When in reality women's wrestling will never be a staple medium because everyone will forever care about the men.
>>1329500
>haven't watched WWE since 2009
>have no idea who 90% of the wrestlers on the roster are (they look like generic jobbers desu)
>all the best wrestlers have either been released, died, or worst of all, gone to TNA
>thought Reigns and Rollins were the same fucking person for the longest time--both are boring as shit
>the ring ropes aren't colored anymore and the turnbuckles look weird
>JR has been fired and the new announcers suck
>Orton and Cena still around
>PG garbage everywhere, don't even see blood anymore
>writing is worse than ever
>new logo looks like garbage
JUST
>he watched WWE in 2009
kek
>he cares about blood
Fuck off edgy ECW fan. Take your Megadeth and ICP elsewhere
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Tores. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
I unironically prefer Cena...
>>1329539
another day, another shit thread.
welcome to the new /b/.
>YFW your favorite is a shoe in for the Hall Of Fame
Greatest heel of this generation
>people unironically likes the miz
no wonder wwe is dying.
I know it's weird to think about but R-Truth is a guaranteed HoF lock
Why oh why are they giving this boring fucker a title feud.
Seriously why didn't they just release titus.
He wants to walk out at the end of his contract so they're doing this as an incentive to make him stay
I enjoy how more people are interested in the ramp than giving a fuck about Titus showing up
>>1329377
kek
Is Hiroshi Tanahashi the best wrestler who never gained North American notoriety?
Probably.
Tanahashi vs John Cena will forever be the greatest match that never happened.
The best match that will never happen is Prime Sting vs. Prime Taker and always will be
Yes.
Why did you make this thread here though? it's just gonna be full of shitposting.
also
>implying WWE vs. NJPW wont happen within 5 years
>>1329334
>being THIS much of a mark
Awwwwwwww, cmooooooooon.....
>>1329302
HASN'T GOT A CLUE
...I'm not a bad guyyyy... I'm not a good guy. I'm THE guy.
This might be the worst champion the WWE has ever had. Why is he so retarded? 0 charisma.
Why do some wrestlers wear mouth pieces and others don't?
Is the mouth piece just part of their attire or is does it serve a purpose to protect their mouth even though punches usually never connect?
nakamura probably wears it because opponents will strong style him back
>>1329282
Remember a few months ago when Styles knocked out Miz's vaneers?
general level of importance: aesthetics > comfort (jaw tension, teeth clenching) > protection
HEY SETH
I REALLY LIKE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE, LIKE I REALLY RESPECT YOU MAN
HEY (CITY NAME), YOU REALLY RESPECT SETH TOO RIGHT? YEAH THAT'S COOL
BUT I JUST GOTTA SAY, I HEARD YOU SAY SOMETHING....
IT WAS SOMETHING LIKE "MY KNEE BUCKLED UNDER THE WEIGHT OF CARRYING THIS COMPANY"
AND YEAH MAN I GET WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, BUT....
I'M STANDING HERE......
*Long Pause*
AND MY KNEE FEELS FINE
That would actually be a good promo. Tweet this to Trips.
>>1329221
>>1329215
That is a way too planed and thought out promo, creative are not that smart.
casual general?
who here /casual wrestling fan/?
>smarks please go back to reddiÈ›
>anti-smarks please go back to /woo/
who here saw part of extreme rules at B-Dubs but left to plow the hot waitress with the braces after her shift ended and missed the main event
>>1329169
>waitress with the braces after her shift
are you me dude? i hit on someone just like that.
>>1329169
Casuals don't exist. They're just a meme at this point.
If you were a casual you would not be posting here about wrestling. Or anywhere else.
the main event was pretty good lad.
Will there ever be another boom period?
>>1328726
Not as long as he is anywhere near the wrestling business.
With WWE being PG and not innovating with anything and only relying on 1 top star, nope
>>1328726
Who the fuck knows. There'll never be another edgy boom because edgy content is everywhere. It won't have the same effect as in 1997 when things like South Park and Attitude didn't exist and an envelope needed pushing.
The cartoonish 80s gimmicks long stopped working, so going back to them won't help because now that they've gone edgy they can never go back fully to times of eating vitamins and drinking milk and saying your prayers while beating the shit out of a giant humanoid turkey or a deadman risen from the grave.
So there'd need to be something else to bring interest back into wrestling and I really can't think of something that would put a lot of butts in seats.