will it happen?
>>1426376
The PPV is called Clash of Champions now so no, it won't.
>>1426376
I thought it said Weeblord Roman lol
>>1426389
please dont insult the big dog
YOU WERE STOPPED AND DROPPED BY THE WALL OF JERICHO
>when they don't break the walls down
>tfw they don't want to step into the light and know that they were stopped dropped by the Walls of Jericho
>calls spot
HWAU
>smarks favorites are still getting low record even though the golden boy wasn't on TV.
Explain yourself /asp/
WWE has zero hype
>ratings are still better than Roman's
>For some reason Romarks feel need to brag.
>It's a prerequisite to be so retarded that 2 is somehow bigger than 3 to like Roman Reigns.
>>1426139
>Damage control
Why are you even talking about roman? He's suspended lmao.
>More over than ever
>One of the WWE's most reliable guys
Will the brand split give Kofi his World title run?
>>1426009
The World title, maybe. But he's never getting his nigger hands on the true championship.
No. Stop petitioning for career midcarders to win the big one it's fucking annoying and delusional.
Until he kicks somebody's head off by accident again, then he'll be relegated back to the mid card.
So let me get this straight.
There is professional fake fighting and independent fake fighting? They are both fake, nothing makes a difference. At least skateboarding or a martial art takes skill.
Take a bump off the top ropes then ask if its fake kid
>>1425921
Please, continue to cry. You still aren't getting your board back.
>>1425921
Just because wrestling is fake doesn't mean it doesn't require skill.
Why is Roman in the triple threat still? I thought he was suspended.
They are going to a build a PPV feud with one of the main attractions gone?
Roman comes back 3 days before the PPV
Look at a fucking calendar
They kept him in the match because he's eating the pin as part of his extended "punishment" although I won't be surprised if they give him the title back and split it later for Smackdown
>>1425796
there is no TV 3 days before the PPV
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Dean Ambrose
First Day of Pro Wrestling Training Tomorrow. What should I expect?
>local non profit organization
>most wrestlers are pretty out of shape
>i'm gonna be the youngest and skinniest guy there
But hey, free wrestling.
The trainer has been scouted by ROH one time if that means anything about the legitimacy of the organization.
>>1425408
>What should I expect?
a sweaty fat guy sitting on your face
if you get far enough that someone from WWE shows up pretend that you hate wrestling and don't give a fuck about it
sit in front of the doorway and proceed to talk shit about the trainer and everyone else for 20 minutes until they escort you out
He needs one last crazy ride before he retires and becomes a full time insurance agent
He should retire Undertaker
Then retire
bury the undertaker one last time, wyatt family come out and burys him too
I'm not that big of a fan of either Bret or Shawn but can we at least agree Shawn is one of if not the biggest asshole in wrestling?
Sure but that's why I like him
fuck off bretcuck
>>1425332
Bret was just as big an asshole. He just didn't have the balls to say things to people's faces.
>From the Jan 15th, 1996 Wrestling Observer Newsletter:
>"It was reported a few weeks back on the Jim Shyman 900 line that Shawn Michaels inherited $2.5 million from a wrestling fan that he didn't know that just passed away. This is a true story. It happened a few months back and word just got out. Michaels had attempted to keep it quiet. At the Michaels press conference in Fresno, he was asked about this and got really mad and said "No comment" and said not to ever bring the subject up again. Michaels still wants to continue wrestling although he's probably moving into a bigger house."
>>1425187
probably a old rich queen that Michaels used to suck off
>>1425200
Nah probably just a fan whose mind was blown by Michaels' talent
>>1425187
Why would a fan give all that to this stupid ungrateful googly eyed cunt
GUYS what if this suspension angle was just for giving roman time off to improve his:
>cardio
>mic skills
>in ring abilty
>the powwwweeeeeerrrrr of roman reigns
>charisma
come battleground, he'll be the second coming of the rock
balee dat
>>1425075
He'd need more than a fucking month to do that
>>1425075
As if a single month of training is enough to have him come close to the level of his "cousin".
>>1425075
That is like people think they can train for a marathon in a week.
>cucked Matt Hardy
>buried Matt Hardy after cucking him
>publiclycucked him live on RAW in a bed in the middle of the ring
>is the GOAT heel
>fucks Beth Phoenix on the reg
>GOAT theme song
thank you based Edge
>>1425000
>begins career by breaking someone's neck
>ends career as a pussy before completely breaking his
>>1425000
>two edge threads with trips
Based meme magic
Could you imagine if /asp/ was around during the Lita/Matt/Edge love triangle feud? There would be so many fucking cuck threads I think asian moot would wordfilter it
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>1424999
Shittiest spear ever. He really had no business doing it. Hell even Christian did it better.
>>1425007
Shittiest Spear by a man ever. Charlotte's is SO MUCH WORSE that I honestly would accept that you just didn't think her shit was actually a spear.
>>1425010
I know but I'm just saying it's kinda disappointing since Edge was tall and had this sort intensity a child with ADHD would have watching a DBZ episode to at least make the spear look more believable
Who the fuck told him that this was a good look?
>another CM Daddy thread
wow
The slicked back hair with full facial hair is his best look.
It gets kinda shitty when he hair gets all messy during the wrestling bits though
Why not starburns?