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It bothers me that title numbers are more important than length and quality of name.

>>1426255
Careful OP.

You'll trigger the manchildren from /wwe/. Only a matter of time before you get bombarded with middle school tier insults.

>>1426276
It makes it feel more like an award the company gives out rather than a championship belt.

>>1426177
High test/10

That's a pornstar

I like her personally.

Did he make skateboarding cool?

>>1426173
dunno lol

I can't name another person to ever compete in that shitty """""sport""""" though.

99% of people would have never heard of this "sport" if not for his videogames

>>1426115

Same

Can The Social Jobbas pls be future endeavored

Social Outcast will be Tag Team Champions after Wyatts.

BOLIEVE

>>1426115
How big is Rusev's dick? It has to be big, since that's the only redeening quality Lana can find in him
>Not a good wrestler
>No personality
>Can barely pull off a 50 year old "dominating Russian" gimmick
>Can't even get a good match out of Cena
Why did Damien get fired instead of him? He's not even muscular like Vince likes it, he's just "large"

I don't like autists. Write that down in your little notebook.

>>1425956
Would you say that to his face?

>>1426569
Mark Hunt will :)

Muhammad Hassan

fuck your real life happenings, WWE isn't real life and they should've kept going with it. Where were Vince's grapefruits?

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Literally stopped this Mania from being 10/10

>>1425848
just imagine how bad John Cenas farts smell

>>1425658
Ice + heat + compression + rest

>>1425658
Git gud and dont get hit

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>You got to block out the pain!
>Keep going till you blackout!

All jokes aside, >>1425666 is right. You need to do this in order to recover. If you ignore your body it will eventually fall apart.

>outlaw wrestling

>>1425624
have sex

>IM NOT A MAN
what did he mean by this?

kid buu

>>1425494
TFS Perfect Cell

>>1425494
>>>/lgbt/

2 of those threads are about a former WWE superstar

well there is always /trash/
go there for your shitty non-sports

Punk threads will always be wrestling threads so there's actually 15 threads that isn't wrestling related.

Also, we just need some fascist moderation, and id/flags. Things will sort out by then. Also remove Carter.

He's a cultural cuckold.

>>1425020
>according to Melzter

Depends if there are """"inside sources"""" confirming it

>>1424978
YOU MEAN WILLY MORGAN, TAZ

>>1424978
Since Dixie couldn't afford to pay her creditors. He is slowly buyin up the company.

Joined the company like a year ago

He only recently became a TV character though..

>>1424530
Edge could be paralyzed for life by a single bump. He isn't coming back, ever.

HBK's not injury prone,so he might return for one match
Don't know if Edge could be cleared,but if they find a way to clear him,it would be an awesome experience for me.

RVD already happened a couple of years ago, so big who cares.

Edge is dead so that won't happen.

Only surprise rumble entrants in the future are going to be people from NXT.

>>1424504
They're children who only know roided-up, shell-of-himself meme/TNA Steiner.

>They hate him because he shoot/worked fatties.

he hated fat people

>>1424251
>kys

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>>1424253
>vanilla midget
>even his posts are short