Mods pls give wrassling-fags their own board.
no ;^)
why are toy gun kiddies/martial arts autists getting so worked lately?
>>1416479
To be honest, it would be better for everyone. How would anyone know that "Alternative Sports" is the board for pro wrestling without someone else telling them? This is why /asp/ is doing so much worse than /r/squaredcircle. Seriously, only like 20 people are here.
Post your fave five hotties in WWE right now.
1. Seth Rollins
2. Randy Orton
3. Dean Ambrose
4. American Alpha
5. John Cena
>>1416258
faggot
gain height dweeb
>>1416265
Half the crowd are women why wouldn't they be on here also? Must be a few gay guys on here also.
kys
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE UNTOUCHABLE
WORD LIFE
Have sex
>>1416193
I'M UNTOUCHABLE, BUT I'M FORCING YOU TO FEEL ME!
Would you?
>>1415943
No. Girls like that are for black cock only, not limp little whitebois.
McKayla Maroney?
>>1415954
this.
/thread
Recently I'd say Roman reigns
>he comes back as a gender bender
>>1415881
Wasn't it Santino?
>>1416045
Oh shit I never thought of that hahaha
>tfw Santina was a thing
>>1417769
Oops. Also that was around the time I took a break from watching.
>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history
>emo fighter
Not a chance
Forgot
>biggest draw of the 2010's
and
>cucked the fuck out of WWE and ratings tanked hardcore when he left
Im sorry you we're cucked for ufc
How come you don't see pro wrestlers from Huezil or Argentina?
>>1415542
Pro Wrestling isn't that big in Huezil.
There was going to be a Brazilian wrestler in the Cruiserweight thingie WWE was making it, but for some reason he isn't wrestling there anymore.
He had a wacky capoeira gimmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1IVM0rO_d0
>>1415542
Huezil stuck with actual fighting and that's why they've been a force in MMA since day 1 and everyone that wants to do well trains brazilian jiu-jitsu.
>>1415542
An argie is one of the greatest wrestlers and draws of all time
Giant gonzales...
Nah joking he was called Antony Rocca i think and pretty sure he was from before Sammartino's time
Without a doubt.
he is gonna come back as a heel
>>1415480
Aaaaaw come ooooon
>>1415480
No he won't, people might actually like him if he did.
>>1415480
I'm not sure he's really coming back at all. At least not as a main eventer.
Dude couldn't draw, and now he has the audacity go and fall a drug test.
Vince may have gone off him. He can some other island nigger.
I cannot see any reason you would think Hogan was better other than growing up around Hulkamania.
Austin is superior in every way.
>>1415474
Was this ever an argument?
>>1415492
seen lots of people saying Hogan was better
I like them for different reasons. Hulkamania era Hogan is the archetype for a pure babyface in my mind. Stone Cold is the blue collar everyman and a stand in for every mark that ever wished they could stick it to their boss. They both have their place.
Would you?
Yes. She's hot as fuck
probably not but i have problems
>>1415466
She certainly is handsome.
Would you?
>>1415406
absolutely, that body is undeniable
Jacqueline made me get jungle fever.
The right black chick man, she just does something for ya'
oh fuck yes
>"there was an alert issued to fans for last night's WWE NXT TV tapings at Full Sail University that said there will be a strict no bag policy from here on out at all future Full Sail NXT shows"
KEK Haitch knows NXT has the most autistic sperg fans and is preventing mass shooting. Based
What purpose do you have to bring a backpack if you're not a woman with a purse?
Fat fucks sneaking in food or something?
Only a man should ever has is his phone, his wallet, and his keys
There is no reason for this to be its own thread
FULL FAIL BTFO
LOL
>Carry the bags for the top guys and become their designated driver
>Gain their trust
>Get to join the top guys in private meetings with the boss
>All the top guys who you were friends with left the company
>You still have a friendship with the boss and he makes you a top guy now
>fuck the boss' daughter
>marry her and have kids with her
>become share owner of your boss/father in law's company
>will one day become full owner of the company
>Already setting up a successful developmental system for your future talent
How can one man be so based?
Did Triple H effectively play the "game"?
>>1415357
Basically brown nosed and fucked his way to the top.
>>1415359
And was/is more entertaining than half of the active roster in any given era.
>>1415366
>And was/is more entertaining than half of the active roster in any given era.
>The Rock
>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin
>Mick Foley
>Chris Jericho
Le contrarian anti-smark is going to pretend that Triple H was relevant at all during Attitude Era / Ruthless Aggression Era
please have sex
thoughts on al snow
one of the most over mid carders ever
>>1415288
pretty fun to watch
>>1415288
The dude looks like Scott Steiner now
Would you?
"No"
>>1415170
Would I what?
>>1415172
TURN UP FOR WHATTTTTTTT