Phil's patchy sideburns

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>another CM Daddy thread
wow

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The slicked back hair with full facial hair is his best look.

It gets kinda shitty when he hair gets all messy during the wrestling bits though

Why not starburns?

he wanted to be that manlet wolverine.

>>1424827
Seriously this, for claiming to hate him so much you faggots make more threads about him than anyone else

>>1424827
>>1424856

Are you upset, Phil? Don't be mad. Maybe you can get your Indian boyfriend to stop sucking Batista off and give you and angry handy or something.

>>1424832
SES Jesus Punk was his best look

>>1424817
Because the Chicago Blackhawks is his favorite NHL team and Patrick Kane is his fantasy husband and he wants to fuck him so bad he copied his look

>>1424817
how bad does his farts smell?

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>>1424863
You are better off with your father gone.
He can't hurt you anymore.
You are stronger without him.
You have to forgive yourself.

>GOAT
>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>6'2
>Big dick
>Fucked Lita, Kelly Kelly, Beth Phoenix, Daffney, Maria Kanellis, Traci Brooks
>Married AJ Lee
>Two 5 star matches in less than 10 years
>Is straight-edge; completely drug & PED free
>Smartly got out of pro wrestling before it destroyed his body
>Refused to take any more of WWE's shit
>Anti-smarks still obsessed with him years after he left
>Exposed HHH
>Exposed The Ryback
>Exposed The Rock
>Exposed Roman Reigns
>Exposed Vince
>Exposed Dr. Z-Pak Chris Amann
>Exposed Chris Jericho
>Most important indy wrestler of all time
>Was the absolute GOAT on the mic
>Brought wrestling back to the mainstream and made it cool again
>Outsold Cena in merchandise without half the push and protection in booking Cena gets
>Was the first to endorse Antonio Cesaro, Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins before they even got to the main roster
>Was able to elevate himself from a heatless directionless midcarder to red hot main event status in just 6 minutes of mic time
>Was universally over with everyone
>Was the best part about the show any time he was on
>Had the best theme songs in wrestling history
>Amazing technician
>Most entertaining guy in any room at any time
>Cool as fuck
>Hot as fuck
>Rad as fuck
>Based as fuck
>Had the best match with Brock Lesnar since his return
>Had one of the best streak matches with Undertaker, stole WM 29
>GaveJohn Cena teh best match of his entire career, is also his greatest rival ever
>Is the reason people finally started to say no to WWE's bullshit
>Is the reason based DBry got his WrestleMania moment
>Is considered one of the greatest of all time by Stone Cold, Bret Hart and Mick Foley and many other respected names
>Is best friends with Paul Heyman
>Proven draw anytime WWE gave him a chance
>Completely D E S T R O Y E D The Rock on the mic
>Not a single bad promo in his entire career
>Buried The Ryback
>Was brave enough to jump ship to try UFC in his 30s
>Will go down in history as one of the greatest of all time