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>>1414720
>Shitposting

>>1414720
What's wrong with him?
>inb4 Hello Adam

>>1415081
Herro Adam

You realize just because someone's fat doesn't mean they can't be agile or flexible.

See: NFL linemen

Though it doesn't come as a shock that /asp/ is as retarded as they are considering they listen to a fat mexican tripfag on a daily basis.

He has 11 years experience. It honestly makes NO sense that he hasnt lost any weight considering how hard he goes in the ring. Im convinced WWE wants to keep him fat

>>1414617
He used to be a lot thinner in his Ring of Honor, if you go back to Steen vs AJ Styles he was pretty thin, he even wore tight legging back then.

But yeah at this point I'm sure it's just part of his image

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The only guy who looked good with this title that wasn't named John Cena

>>1414171
The ratings think otherwise

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>>1414171
If he had some red on that suit it'd fit 10/10.

I think it's because the IC is painted as such a workhorse title, and DBry was this generation's quintessential workhorse. Made it work and mesh so excellently.

I usually make new Belts, Arena's, PPV's if stuff gets boring. Also dont forget to make rivalries every now and then.

You have to be pretty autistic to enjoy universe mode for more than 3 hours

>>1414010

>The rivalry system is simply repetitive beat downs.

>Teams have no affect, I never feel like the Wyatts exists, there are no ways for faction storylines.

>Managers don't exist, Brock comes solo if he's in Rivalry.

>Custom Titles don't count weeks held.

>Royal Rumble, since they're boring and unplayable, keeps simulating guys like Darren Young, Curtis Axel etc to win.

>Auto Rivalries love picking guys you don't want to play (Fandango, Fernando and Diago)

I can understand why this game was so poorly rated. 4/10

>>1413212
Bra & panties
>Bayley will never have her tights pulled down with that ass the air
Fuck pg

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>>1413212
Hardcore matches

Tables, and ladders, and chairs
OH MY

literately who

>>1413199
>Podcast autist feud

Elaborate, faggot.

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Zane looks like he has some absolutely awful political opinions.

Seems a bit heavy for cooldad

>>1413192
Listening right now

>>1413192
The worst of the top 3 podcasts
1 and 2 being JR and Austin, he just sounds limited because he does still want to do business with WWE. Plus his voice is irritating after long periods of time. This benoit story won't be thorough enough

>>1412224
I agree.

>>1412224
I actually agree. It looks like a toy

Hey /esg/, do any of you have any experience with building ramps? Is it worth the time and effort?

>>1410960
U already have one of these threads, nerd

>>1410976
Can't you just go to the skatepark?

1st for horse fuckers gettin btfo

Your waifu is bald and a botch machine

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I wonder if they are going to stick with a triple threat and risk no build or make it Rollins vs Ambrose 2.

>>1409838
Roman is coming back 3 days before the PPV, how they're going to do the draft is gonna be weird but the triple threat still exists

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inb4 Debra joke

No it's wrong and stupid. Women are disposed to having a disadvantage in a fight, but have her pick a competent grappling and striking style and she could be able to defend herself with many years of training and practice. Something like boxing and judo or BJJ/wrestling and Muay Thai.

>>1387364
I feel like grappling, beyond escaping and avoiding getting grappled, would not be beneficial because it immobilizes someone to potentially get hurt by another attacker.

>>1387370
You're probably fucked if there's two attackers, especially if you're a woman. A good throw or takedown on concrete 1v1 would still take the sails out of someone's ship though.

Vince Russo and Jim Cornette both hate manlets so thats good

Id go with Cornette because Russo seems like he cares more about getting himself over than the talent.

>>1417633
Russo is infinetly times worse. He is responsible for changing what the wrestling biz is seen as in the public eye for the worse. Wrestling should just return to the memphis style

We need both of them. Or rather, a mix.

Neither style works well on its own and both men have pretty much made themselves difficult to work with. But we need both Cornette's traditionalism and Russo's wacky antics.

Kevin mctubby because he reminds me of a fat bully

>>1417551

I dunno mastadons are in short supply right now. You got Cass I guess he is pretty tall.

[spoiler]And you can't. Teach. That.[/spoiler]

Why do most wrestlers now look really young where as they used to all look like grizzled men? Is it just less steroids?

Punk's Cult of Personality fit his 2011-2013 character better though.

Probably the GOAT behind The Rock's theme.

>>1417507
Best Rock theme.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHOC12avOY

Real American will forever be GOAT.