>Hunter is overpushed even though he's garbage
>The true fans hate him
>Exposes the business with the curtain call
>Starts getting buried as punishment
Wrestling is saved guys. Vince will never push Hunter again.
One problem senpai.. Stephanie isn't available to fuck his way to the top
>>1519267
Does she a horse pussy?
>>1519267
He was getting pushed again a mere half a year later, well before he hooked up with Stephanie.
>"fucking roman he won the rumble not being ready to be in the main event of wrestlemania"
>NOW APOLOGIZE TO FINN BALOR, HE'S WINNING AT SUMMERSLAM
what did /asp/ mean by this?
>>1519250
reigns is a failed football player x samoan nigger. Balor has been all around the world and was ready before he even stepped into NXT. get worked kike
>>1519250
Balor isn't winning at SS, there are only a few hypocrites saying he should. He does deserve some rub in the main event though, justnot a title reign yet.
>>1519679
Remember when people said Balor wouldn't beat Reigns? You never know what could happen.
As a mark/smark/aspie/casual or whatever type of wrestling fan, who works you the most and why? Don't pretend like you don't get worked every now and again. Who pisses you off every time you see them on camera.
For me, its Stephanie. She always has stupid whitty shit to say, and none of the wrestlers, even women wrestlers are seemingly allowed to or have any sort of scripted retaliation, either verbal or physical against her.
I know its all just scripted, but for some reason, Stephanie's character just really irks the shit out of me.
Anybody else care to share?
stephanie really works my penis desu
>>1519244
Roman
>>1519244
Miz. I like...hate him with a passion....but he's good at what he does. He works the fuck out of people.
It used to be Jericho but now he's such an OG you cant help but accept it when he calls you a Stupid Idiot and laugh.
Holy Shit lucha underground might be better than wwe
Granted LU has a limited schedule and what not but it is far better than wwe
>tfw no lu this week
feels bad man
>>1519240
>>1519240
Did you just start watching?
I'm not understanding....
If Smackdown is supposed to be reborn with this "new" coat of paint and a fresh new start, why the living hell would you let them have the old Championship and give Raw the honor of birthing a new belt?
Smackdown is the flagship show with all the A+ players like Dean, Styles, and BMJ
Raw gets stuck with the "Universal Championship" jobber belt
>>1519225
Yeah. I don't get that either. Smackdown should be getting the shiny new toy, not Raw.
I guess it's all about how you perceive it. Like a glass half empty vs. half full.
You could see it as Raw getting a new toy, or Smackdown getting to keep the belt with more history and prestige.
Though I'll laugh if it's just the Big Gold Belt again...
>>1519238
This
What do you think of these champions /asp/?
>>1519216
Rusev and Agooka are the only champs that are good.
Fucking garbage
They all have well defined characters, whose motivations I understand. Add that to them ranging from decent to really fucking good in the ring, and I'm pleased.
Now that Reigns is a jobber, who will beat him clean?
>>1519197
Finn
Nobody
Brock is king Mastodon
He is forever the god for beating Taker
Randy "The snake" Roberts
ITT: we pretend to be WWE creative planning for SummerSlam.
>Becky Lynch gets a championship match against Sasha Banks and wins
>Balor beats Rollins to win championship
>Sheamus and Becky Lynch come out to congratulate Balor
>They form a stable called "Lucky Charms"
>Huge endorsement deal
>Impromptu tag team championship match
>Cereal vs. Cereal
>Lucky Charms beats Booty-O's
>Trix Rabbit pops out at end of match
"Silly smarks, WWE is for kids!"
>only WWE championship match is Ambrose rubbing his dick on championship belt for half an hour
>>1519104
How about NO
>Roman begins to lose more and more
>His mental state starts to deteriorate
>Starts quoting bibical passages, rambling about the reckoning
>His eyes grow bagged and bloodshot
>Says the world will end come Summerslam
>On the day of Summerslam Roman Reigns walks out into the middle of the ring
>He doesn't have a match scheduled
>The crowd is confused, the announcers mumble "what is he doing?"
>Roman's sweaty black hair begins to glow a blinding yellow
>He screams "OOOAHHH" and shockwaves ripple through the arena
>The TV cameras sputter and bust
>People are sent flying and exploding on impact
>JBL dies cursing that fucking nigger Byron with his last breath
>The last camera that, by some miraculous luck hasn't exploded, records a live feed with a staticy fuzz as Roman cocks his fist
>He punches the ring mat and a blinding pillar of light sends him hurting towards the sun
>He super man punches the sun, slamming it down towards the earth and causing a cataclysmic event that leaves no survivors
>Alien excavators will find nothing on earth but smouldering ruins floating through space and the skeleton of an old man with balls the size of grapefruits, smattered with what appears to be semen from a post-orgasmic bliss
>Roman Reigns was never seen on WWE television again
Sheamus. Becky, and Slater should form the soulless redhead stable. They literally stole Edge and Christian's souls
tfw Roman didn't turn heel.
>>1519069
why didn't he tho?
Looks like a character from Bob's Burgers desu
aj styles has aged poorly
TELL HIM HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i hope u got some nice legos finn
Happy birthday autistic lego man
>>1519059
Happy birthday, man who ignores Becky's sexual advances.
>Since there's no way Finn Balor is main eventing Summerslam it means Dean's WWE title defense will close the show
>A+ player from the A show defending the A title will main event
Not surprising, only rawtists expected otherwise
>Jasethy vs Baloring for Raw's top title that they made up because they couldn't beat Deanetty
>Meanwhile Smackdown will probably get Dean vs AJ Styles assuming AJ's feud with Cena is over
it will be orton lesnar nerd
Bullet Club are going over.
Can't until AJ and Gallows & Anderson grab their golds, too.
they need an underboss tho
bad luck fale when
>>1518971
Honestly, I dont see them going with balor for quite a while. He sells mad merch and appeals to both casuals and smarks.
They will probably wait a while, but then again they did turn AJ and finn can really use the Good Brothers' help on the mic so who knows.
>>1518984
Who's going to be the Fale, Joe? Mojo?
>ITT: We predict the Summerslam card
Brock vs Orton
Cena vs Styles
Ambrose vs Bray vs Del Rio
Balor vs Seth
New day vs Gallows and Anderson
Charlotte vs Sasha
Miz vs Ziggler
Rusev vs Zayn
Cesaro vs Reigns
Owens and Jericho vs Enzo and Big Cass
Reigns vs Sheamus
>>1518934
>Owens and Jericho
I so want that as a tag team, just to hear them yell at the crowd and their opponents the entire match.
>>1518976
When is Jericho heading back? I could imagine them losing the match only to have Owens take Jericho out afterwards so that he can Kafabe injure him to set up a feud down the line.
WHERES OUR FALLOUT 4 YOU ROMAN KEK?
WE WANT OUR COPIES OF FALLOUT YOU KEK
>>1518828
HELLLO? GIB FALLOUT NOW
How do smarks seriously justify the midgets winning everything? It makes no fucking sense. You realize this is why all normies think wrestling sucks now right?
>roman
>strong
because they do flips
>Lost to Meme Balor WITHOUT HIS PAINT POWERLEVEL BOOST
>1 coup de grĂ¢ce
>No Demon Finn
>THE STATE OF ROMAN REIGNS