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Vote for /asp/'s official mascot
http://www.strawpoll.me/11027251
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What's the point. Carter is only going to rig it.
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>>1618346
>no Steiner
>no Nash
>no Ryback
dropped
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Shit poll.
What age did you get into wrestling?
And what attracted you to wrestling?
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12 years old
Jeff Hardy
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>>1618344
My mum used to rob houses to pay for her drug habit and kept a Vengeance 2001 dvd for me.
Would've been around ten years old.
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11 years old
Bikertaker
get in here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JdYFwS5Lh0
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Vinny sounds like such a cuck, unlistenable
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>granny burying jack gallagher
i thought she was cool bros...
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Another suspension is coming, and I can't tell you exactly who it is but I can give you a hint.
This person is a woman
This person is on SmackDown Live
This person is blonde
Should be announced after SummerSlam
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>>1618321
TIP Tyler Breeze
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>>1618321
>another """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""leaker"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
hang yourself
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sucks for Renee, man
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What do martial artists of /asp/ think of this niglet ninja?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLjAy3Q92rw
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>>1618255
Another vid from him
This time training students on defense against a knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbKlcedj-_M
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>>1618255
this vid looks stupid as hell and that shit wouldn't work in a fight
he's literally just flailing his arms around
>>1618263
this vid on the other hand looks like sort of halfway decent training. at least they're kinda sorta grappling and rolling a little bit.
just goes to show you how sparring/kimute can make even the shittiest mcdojo stripmall "ninjutsu" school better than non-sparring arts like aikido
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What is the definitive list of Triple H's wrestling children?
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>>1618211
1. Hunter Hearst Helmsley
2. Paul Levesque
3. HHH
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Finn
Seth
Sasha
Bayley
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Randy Orton and Batista. None of the other ones are worth a shit
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Not one dime
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Actually your wrong bonny lad.
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>>1618201
fuck off
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>>1618214
>SEETHING
>KICK YOUR HEAD RIGHT OFF YOUR FACE
What did he mean by this
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>>1618159
Dolph would kick Dean in the face. The force of the kick would send Dean's face back, but his face would rip off and stick to Dolph's boot.
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>>1618159
He meant that he's about to BTFO that CZW guy...
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He's going yo skin his face like a Cartel guy
>WWE Women's champion is a generic coloured hair, nigger. Who's promo scripts are "Cena lite"
>TNA Women's Champion is pic related. Undefeated MMA record. Pioneer.
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#pinkiesup
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>Still looks better than Sasha skanks
How can WWE even compete?
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>>1618136
Damn. If what anon says is true then whoever this stupid bitch is will probably kill herself considering she's not as famous or well-paid as the lowliest woman in WWE.
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One of the things I dearly love about a free market is how it punishes virtue-signaling media companies for pushing their political agendas.
Take, for instance, the recent examples of Ghostbusters and The Larry Wilmore Show crashing and burning. Both were the result of delusional, elitist executives pushing for race- and gender-baiting tripe. The market punished them for it, thankfully.
Female wrestlers will never draw the way male wrestlers draw (provided they are unwilling to take off their clothes, wrestle in the nude, and munch each others sweaty clams all the while). Why can't they draw the way the men do? Because they are physically weaker and less athletic.
If WWE tried a stunt like pushing Sasha for a Mania main event, the market would punish him for it. He may pop a huge rating for a one-time virtue-signaling bonanza, but rest assured a women's main event would never pull a huge number more than once.
It's incredible that these basic facts elude many female wrestlers despite being intimately involved in the businesses. Those who spout this nonsense betray an awe-inspiring level of personal vanity and willful delusion.
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Explain Ronda Rousey being one of the biggest draws in UFC history. Women can draw you shitlord.
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>>1618122
she has actual talent in real fighting, which is exceptional, thus worthy of praise - not fake-wrestling, which is scripted.
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>>1618122
She was good looking, better looking than any Diva, had a great hype train and she smashed about 10 tomato cans before getting her head kicked in. She will never fight again.
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Did anyone watch woman's wrestling??
Pic related
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did we win G1 and an Olympic medal in the same month?
Where we at leafs
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>>1618081
>a fucking womyns olympic """"""wrestling"""""" match
the dilapidated country of Tim Horton
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>>1618087
HWY phil!
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>>1617987
That sounds awful, I should watch it.
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>>1617999
Let me save you the time, despite my never seeing it either: They wrestle a bit in the ring, Sabu kills himself trying something, AA, 1,2,3.
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>>1618001
wrong
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How does he live with himself?
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>single
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zack is like chad thundercock and still not good enough for this butterface? fuck women
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>irl name Tenille Dashwood
>ring name just "Emma"
What did they mean by this
Predictions for the fight between Co or Mcgregor and Nate Diaz. I personally think Mcgregor will knock out Nate in the second round. Gonna be a fantastic fight either way
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Conor simply HAS to win for his career so I'm going with him. Also, I think his cardio will be better this time and he'll pace himself better. Might go to decision.
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>>1617969
Nate Diaz, RD1, KO of the Night.
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my picks diaz,glover,cerrone,
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This is your average wwe Facebook fan with Carmella, makes me happy to be here with asp, also resident /fit fag.
>Those man boobs are bigger than Carmella's.
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Here's another wwe Facebook fan.
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>>1617966
that looks like karma
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Carmella has nice teeth