>won multiple world championships
>great head of hair
>over as fuck as a heel or as a face
>good looking
>smart
>helped make everyone in The Sheild into a star
>was a draw
>has had sex
>could talk circles around most guys
>jacked as fuck
>cucked lethal
>dope finisher
agreed
Yup
>>1616728
hi phil
Just one more fight about your leadership
And I will straight up
Leave your shit
Cause I've had enough of this
And now I'm pissed
YEAH
I will give you every ounce of sweat.
Every drop of blood
You will get the absolute best
Of The Rock
I need to beat you rock....
I need to beat you more than you will ever really know
Best mania of all time.
I dare someone to find a match that didn't go 100% full throttle on that card. From Jericho/Regal to Austin/Rock it was solid for 4 hours straight.
Is he the greatest of all time?
Doesn't do drugs
Excellent grasp of English
Ran for President
Better core strength as an old man than Roman Reigns
Based haircut
Was he a draw?
>>1616719
only owns one shirt
>>1616719
He says no swears and never eaten marijuana
Probably smokes a ton of crack though
Who is your favourite non mainstream wrestler/s?
>outlaw wrestling
>watching outlaw """""""wrestling"""""""
>>1616705
Bo Dallas
Now that Paige and Eva Marie are suspended, could it be possible that Cena's cumdumpster makes her return on Sunday at SummerSlam?
>>1616686
I would straight snoot the fucking gas straight from Nikki's anus
'yes'
>>1616689
>snoot
>a gas
18+
I have fantasies about taking Ryback in the sack.
I want him to eat my pussy out until I'm screaming for his dick, only for him to shove me down and growl at me, "Feed me more." I want him so badly, /asp/. He's so charming.
>>1616674
Me too
>>1616677
KEK
>>1616674
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn8jorYQW_k
Based Honk Tonk Man burying Brett Shart and HBGay.
>>1616646
>the JaSethy of his era
>Talking shit about wrestlers booked better than him because their gimmicks weren't retarded
wew lad
>>1616651
Honky Tonk was awesome, the fuck you on about mate?
>>1616651
>>the JaSethy of his era
Honky actually drew big and sold out shows in which he main evented.
>Ladder match for the world tag team titles number one contendership: Brother Nero & Matt Hardy vs Bromans vs The Tribunal vs The Helms Dynasty
>Moose vs Eddie Edwards
>Jade vs Gail Kim
>Where the hell is Bram?
reporting in for based big tunes billy
>>1616604
>Where the hell is Bram?
Didnt Abyss ans Steve put him in a BMW and then rape him in an undisclosed location?
>>1616761
yes and he hasn't been seen since
Is Kendrick elite?
>>1616600
Can you get a fucking life?
>>1616596
He's a man with a plan
>>1616600
After the Smackdown promo, I unironically like Ziggler
So Ziggler's promo turned you gay?
Not the first time it happened, I guess.
I hate him but I also hate Dean more, so if this faggot wins whatever, ''cool''....there's a more superior title on it's way anyways
>>1616516
It's the same promo he's cut for three years, but he is fucking good at them at this point. Crowd still wants to put stock in him.
It'd actually be nice to see him win just to see where it goes.
>bjj
>boxing
>Muay Thai
>wrestling
And others. Normally girls say ahit like "ew I don't like fighting I despise fighting as a sport it's wrong"
Normally I'd blow it off but these girls are more often than not, hotter than female martial artists/fans
>inb4 "don't so things just for girls hurrr durr I'm autistic"
>>1616407
Girls are attracted to any tough alpha male guy
>>1616407
doesn't matter, you're still going to be pulling bottom tier pussy m8
I feel like if you're an ugly shortfag then fighting is the only chance you have to find a hot girl if she is also into fighting
because you can be the king of a weight class and having your face all mashed up is expected so they look past it
Probably just gonna get called a fag and all that, but I need gear ideas, going either bikers or tights so design me some bikers lads
>>1616392
>>1616405
mate I wish my dick was that big
wew lad
Fucking kek. The instant Eva Marie is out of the picture, Nikki Bella is confirmed cleared.
She'll be in the match at SS.
Good
>>1616344
I was thinking this could be the case. Her being cleared only confirms it. She's going to be on the heel team which might be a bit wonky though.
makes it seem like she could have been back sooner but kept it off till they needed her
BECKY LYNCH MARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH!
>Implying her one fan wasn't already
https://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1599927/#1602237
>>1616333
Not even true
Did he have a cocaine fueled threesome with Paige and Eva?
>>1616312
Why isn't he happy, perros?
>>1616319
Alphas are never happy. That's the trick to treating chicks how they want to be treated.
>>1616319
Vince lied to him and told him that he'd be a big star if he returned. Slags come and go. His legacy is more important.