RAWTISTS JOBBED OUT TO SMACKLORDS AGAIN
RAWKEKS BILLY GUNNED THEMSELVES
RAWSLAVES CONFIRMED SEETHING GOOBERS
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Based Orton working Big Fight Connor on Twitter. Any thoughts, lads? It's a work?
>>1754109
His comment on Punk was fucking hilarious.
This is why I love Orton
Connor McGregor is working the marks because he'll have a cash-in run with WWE when he's finished in UFC.
>>1754244
I said that a while back too. That twitter shit were he blasted WWE wrestlers was such an obvious work, and almost everyone fell for it.
I'm calling it now. McGreggor shows up in a non wrestling role like Ronda Rousy at next years wrestlemania to pay the work off. Maybe do one or two moves max.
>Wow, Triple H is going to be on the show tonight? I'm going to tune in
>Wow, Becky Lynch is wrestling tonight? I'm going to make noise
>Wow look at who OP has had sex with
>Sasha Banks botched again on monday, I'm surprised.
Our lord and saviour Bo Dallas puts over the new Chinese recruit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GngJK4e0pgI
Thoughts? He seemed really boring, dull entrance and no standout moves
Based Big Wang Wang working the marks
>>1754018
Ho Ho Lun 2: Electric BogaLun
>>1754026
Chris Binwang
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/7XQbdqfq-3E
Current Champions:
>WWE World Heavyweight Champion
AJ Styles
>WWE Intercontinental Champion
The Miz
>Smackdown Tag Team Champions
Rhyno & Heath Slater
>Smackdown Women's Champion
Becky Lynch
>>1754002
You forgot Becky. First for best Womens Champ
Does anyone else not give a shit about the brand split? I don't get why you faggots talk about viewership about both shows when you end up watching both shows anyway. It would at least make sense if one was cable exclusive and the other isn't like it used to but they are on the same channel.
Its more cringey that Smackdown and Raw are acting like they are really competing against another. Talking Smack is retarded.
kek look at this falseflagging rawtist
>Rawtists on damage control
>>1754001
I'm serious, whats the point of discussing mandrama like its real? They can't discuss it like its an internet forum and break kayfabe, so its retarded. Stone Cold Podcast is more entertaining.
Don't get me wrong, Smackdown is more entertaining atm, but I also watch Raw for Seth and Roman mostly. Pretending this shit is a competition is retarded because the same faggots are making profit off it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_aoID9N2oc
Highlights Part 1
>Dave had nothing to say about the 3-Way #1 Contenders match for the Women’s Championship outside of Dana Brooke is fucking shitty and WWE is fucking retarded in wanting to designate her into a Beth Phoenix like Babyface
>Bo Dallas’s light push is both Death and a Waste of Everyone’s Precious Time and they should just fire Bo. Make a Spring Cleaning List and put him on it.
>Dave doesn’t seem to care one bit that Cesaro basically cheated to win meaning he could care less about this Bo7S because they still haven’t specified which Championship opportunity is being granted. If anything Bryan was more mad about this finish more than anything.
>Dave thinks Nia Jax and Alicia Foxx are both awful and should be terminated from their contracts
>The Fans, Dave, and Bryan all don’t collectively give a single solitary shit about The Club, The New Day or New Day breaking Demolition’s Championship reign.
>Dave thinks like Bo, both Jinder Mahal and Jack Swagger offer nothing to Raw as a whole as well as nothing to the WWE in general and the idea of drafting Swagger to Smackdown doesn’t sound as great as drafting someone like Cesaro
>Enzo Emore “offense” is fucking shitty and the literal only reason people like him is because of his autistic catchphrases. He worthless at everything else.
>Dave and Bryan have both given up completely on Roman Reigns. Fans are gonna cheer for Owens and Rusev over Reigns because people will just not accept Roman as “the guy”
Highlights Part 2
They talk about how Randy Orton apparently doesn’t have a concussion because he worked a House Show with Cena against The Wyatts
They talked about how Ryback wants to trademark his name but WWE says “Fuck that and fuck you.”
TNA desperately wants to sign Alberto Del Rio and Paige offering them both the TNA World Championship and the Knockouts Championship respectively basically throwing Bennett and Maria under the bus. Del Rio admits to refusing any offer from any company that says he has to drug test and that includes AAA and Lucha Underground
Dave laughs at all the casuals who don’t watch MMA who think Punk got paid too much. The only person who continues to be angry about this is Tom because Tom takes MMA very seriously.
>>1753974
>Alicia Foxx should be terminated from their contracts
No.
Fuck you homodave
Why are you putting your opinions on green text? Or are you implying that half the shit you said was even remotely implied by either Dave or Bryan?
Raw:
>Fatass champion
>Jobbers
>Trannies botching every move
>Old homeless man with a whore coalburning slut as a daughter being the GM
>Noone even remembers who the US champion is or where he goes
Smackdown
>Best current perfomer as champion, churning out MOTY candidates left and right
>Based Eva Marie working the smarks
>Based Alexa Bliss Quinn
>Storylines portraying masculine virtues such as never giving up (Zach and Rhino)
>Underdogs win (Based Becky) based solely on talent, doesnt have a perpetual womens champion who has the single talent of being a product of Ric Flair's sperm
>Based D-Bry and Shane-o-mac running the show
>IC title important and with great feuds producing fun,entertaining matches
Prove me Wrong: You cant
>Based Becky
rest of your post is correct though
>>1753971
Shes winning the title as soon as BMJ returns to TV m8
Becky is a transitional champ
How long until WWE goes bankrupt?
At this rate, the only way to save it is have Vince and Roman Reigns die in a lover's suicide pact.
The plane they are on crashes and takes out the entire Raw writing team.
A flaming hunk of metal then impales Stephanie McMahon.
>>1753858
He's crashing this company
>>1753858
They won't, WWE Network makes more money than their current roster ever could
It's like the marvel movies
It makes enough for the company that they don't have to put effort into anything else
They say you can do 1000 things in 5 minutes and 37 seconds, but you can actually do 1004, here they are
1.Watch Punk's UFC debut
>>1753814
2.Watch punk's UFC debut AGAIN
>>1753814
3.Give your meat a good ol' rub
2. have sex five times
>Monday Night Raw got absolutely smashed in the ratings yesterday, with the lowest rating – holiday or not – in over two decades with just an average of 2,690,000 viewers tuning in. It’s down 379,000 viewers from last week.
>Hour one started with 2,833,000 viewers, then went down to 2,717,000 in the second hour, and then down to 2,520,000 in the third and final hour.
YOU CAN'T PUT THE BELT ON ANYONE BECAUSE NOBODY IS A DRAW.
RIP WWE
All Raw topics should be relegated to /trash/ from now on. It's over Rawtists.
>>1753778
>KEVIN """""RECORD LOWENS"""""
LMAO
RAW BTFO BY HANDEGG AND THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE
Is poker /asp/, /sp/ or neither?
>>1753774
/asp/
/tg/
>>1753774
It's a fucking card game.
1st hour: 2,833
2nd hour: 2,717
3rd hour: 2,520
http://www.showbuzzdaily.com/articles/showbuzzdailys-top-150-monday-cable-originals-network-finals-9-12-2016.html
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1753739
>Reigns advertised for main event
>ratings go down
Damn...
Well now that football has come back, they are pretty doomed.
Based Dean continuing to work the anti-smarks with his mere presence
Did the GOAT pass his power to Deano?
Ya
>>1753694
Fuck off Carter you dumb mark, you aren't allowed to use the "GOAT works the anti-smarks" meme
>>1753694
Carter I am asking you to please kill yourself
>"There's not a wrestler dead or alive that can beat me"
>DUNNADUN, DUN DUN
how hard would you mark?
>>1753370
Who?
>>1753370
I still think it's a work, but Vince forgot about it so Benoit is still waiting for his cue up in the mountains
>>1753424
They say that to this very day Chris still waits by his phone waiting for his call up from Vince. He currently lives in an underground hut off the coast of Jamaica