>Worked Marks
>Worked Smarks
>Worked Anti-Smarks
>Worked SJWs
>Worked Verne Gagne
>Worked Vince McMahon multiple times
>Worked Eric Bischoff multiple times
>Worked Dixie Carter
>Worked Ted Turner
>Worked Gawker
>Worked Nick Denton into bankruptcy
>Worked the FBI, and saved WWF in the process
>Worked Macho Man to the grave
>Worked Warrior until the day before he died, Warrior was so happy that he stopped getting worked he passed away
>Worked Shawn Michaels into losing a backstage politic war for the first time
>Worked Bret Hart, 25 years later he's still getting worked
>Is the only person who ever worked Scott Steiner into a shoot
>Worked Stone Cold into declining a match with him at 18, something that by his own admission he still regrets.
>Worked all of Canada despite having an American hero gimmick
>Worked me by typing this
>Worked (You) by reading this
Have sex
>>1757974
Just the mere sight of Hogan still works the smarks to this day
Don't really like him but he is the GOAT (backstage) worker
>>1757960
One of the all-time GOATs, no doubt.
What do you eat while you're watching WWE SmackDown! ?
ur nan
Chips
>>1757952
I don't really eat while watching TV but I do drink quite a bit of RAWtist tears.
>Ibushi has said WWE was a great experience but not for him now. Wants to broaden the scope of Japanese wrestling.
read: i want to land on my neck, jump off of balconies, and wrestle in public places
fuckin kota man
>>1757872
He needs to go and wrestle Kenny again and then reform their tag team.
he probably watched raw for the first time and got out asap
Who else is ordering their high vis underarmour singlets?
>>1757851
>wanting to dress like a guy who should accept his irrelevance to modern wrestling and be happy with his millions but instead keeps begging for attention
At least try to copy somebody who didn't fucking fail to draw as champion.
>>1757858
Showers, Weights, Clue
>>1757858
After all these years, Nash is still working marks.
>mfw after 2 poor showings from SD! the show is back on track after this fantastic edition
>tfw AJ is making WWE great again
>tfw SD! is making WWE great again
feels good man.
Why does aj look like a japanese anime girl
Beating Cena and then turning his armband into a headband is top lulz.
Honestly SD! is solid right now I love it. If only le spoopy swamp man could get a proper push the show would be perfect.
>2 poor showings
More like every showing. Cena saved this trainwreck
Accurate portrayal of Phil's thoughts during the match:
https://u.pomf.is/usziko.webm
Hahahaha fucking great
>>1757759
Good show. What software did you use my man?
>NEET W O Wolfcuck doing this instead of literally anything with his "life"
You're breakin' your poor mother's heart.
Best crowd of the past 15 years
9 year old me was there
does that make me the best?
10 year old me was there
does that make me the best?
>>1757754
where were you sitting senpai
>>1757732
Likely never
>>1757732
Hopefully never, we're tired of seeing this faggot steal the spotlight from young talent. It's not 2OO6 anymore, his push is beyond over.
>Hopefully never, we're tired of seeing this faggot steal the spotlight from young talent. It's not 2OO6 anymore, his push is beyond over.
>I prefer Raw to Smackdown
>Smackdown gets me hype
>>1757737
>raw doesn't put me to sleep
>>1757740
>I don't watch Raw because it ends after my bedtime
>get utterly exposed and humiliated in a high profile fight
>still the GOAT
How does he do it, lads?
It's over Phil. You're a laughing stock now
>>1757717
>now
HA!
>>1757710
GOAT at what? Being a limp wristed faggot?
Which wrestler got the most ring rats?
>>1757657
flair
>>1757657
flair and it's not even close
i've heard stories about andre though, very disgusting stories
rude probably had a pretty high kill count too
The GOAT by a landslide
>blah blah blah
What did jeriGOAT mean by this?
>>1757649
Jerigoat working the CM PHIL fanboys
>>1757649
Jericho is a has been.
>>1757649
Jericho's bitter that Punk didn't wanna talk to him anymore once he left.
>Mickey Gall, while you stand there, as triumphant as you possibly can be, I want you to stop hitting me. I want you to stop this, because before I leave in three weeks with an 0-1 win-loss record, I have a lot of bones I wanna put back into place.
>I am the worst…UFC fighter…in the world. I’ve been the worst ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I’ve been bleeding and crying since that day because the UFC fans saw nothing in me that everybody else was willing to admit. That’s right, I’m a WWE Universe guy. You know who else was a WWE Universe guy? Brock Lesnar…and he split, just like I’m splittin’, but the biggest difference between me and Brock is that I’m going to leave with a 0-1 win-loss record.
>I’ve tapped to so many of Mickey Gall’s painful punches that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that...they’re completely painful. The only thing that’s not painful is me, and the fact that day-in and day-out, for almost 3 days, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the worst…on this panel, in that octagon, and even in training. Anybody can touch me! And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m on your lovely little Tapout collectors’ gloves, I’m on the cover of the program, I’m outrageously promoted, I don’t get to be in UFC 204, I’m not on any crappy show on the USA Network anymore, I’m on the poster of UFC 203, I’m no longer on signature that’s produced at the start of the Raw. I’m not on the Joe Rogan Podcast, I’m not on UFC 204, but the fact of the matter is I shouldn't be anyway, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that “Mickey Gall” is in the winner of our match at UFC 203 three days ago and I’m not makes me sick!
>I’m leaving with the 0-1 win-loss record on July 17 and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go defend it in Bellator…maybe I’ll go back to WWE…hey, John Cena, how you doing?
What did he mean by this?
legit laughed
>>1757630
you wrote all that? are you sick? do you need help? legit worried.
>>1757630
You're a fag, OP, but you're also alright.
Mickey will be broken
Mickey will be beaten
Mickey will be humbled
Literally no one gives a fuck about Mickey now
>>1757560
He's like a cross between a roided up bodybuilder and a starving kid from Africa.
>>1757560
is that sexy to people?
AJ Styles as the WWE Champion, that is. It feels comfy. It feels like everything is going to be alright.
>>1757534
i'm cool with this.
him or bmj are cumfy as fuck
pic related
>>1757534
I agree
and it's great that we didn't have to get dicked around for 4 years while watching the best wrestler in the world wallow at the low end of the card. He showed up, proved himself to be a star, and took what was rightfully his.
Thank you based AJ.
>>1757534
we will see how they'll book him. right now it's to early to tell.