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>>2271015
Who is Goldberg in this metaphor?

>>2271032
An Archangel sent by G*d to punish the wicked, he has already slain The Beast and will now take back RAW from the forces of evil.

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>>2271015
just marathoned this post
what are my thoughts?

>>2272422
Who is this?

>>2272422
That's not Andre.

Too bad Sid couldn't wrestle, he was legitimately terrifying.

Roman Reigns

>>2272174
>Prove me wrong

He's fat

>>2272174
>If booked correctly he could be easily a fat manlet version of Stone Cold. Prove me wrong, you can't.

'Cause he's nowhere near that good.

He's fat

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>>2271957
>*KABOOM*

All true, except you forgot
>Three MotY candidates in 2016
>Winning the US Belt at Mania in a god-tier 3-way match.

>>2271957

>non-violent mudslime

Not yet anyway, and gingers tend to be the quickest to radicalize since they inherently have no souls.

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>>2271599
Nah

Lesnar will screw him over leading to based KO retaining and facing his former best friend Jericho for the title at mania in the GOAT feud

>One day title reign
>Lengthy reign by a comedy act who was literally handed the title like a trinket
>50 year old man with two moves who gives himself concussions, can't promo his way out of a wet paperbag and can't go for any longer than three minutes
State of the Universal Title.

>>2271599
BASED

>>2271605
Cringe

>>2270728

Op is a fag

shes got a big mole on her face and money to remove it. check mate

She isn't the best but she's up there.

Jimmy snuka was never proved to be a murderer while Benoit was

Snuka's murder was never covered as heavily by the mainstream media as Benoit's though

its easier to just naturally ignore Snuka now though since he was shit. Benoit you gotta just erase fully.

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>>2267747
Because people here have nothing else to talk about I guess. I find it retarded though, you can't have a normal conversation anymore without "X didn't draw" "xetty" "worked worked worked"

go back to woo and jerk off over your bingo hall vanilla midgets

>>2267747
Because /asp/ seems to only be concerned with the business aspect of wrestling, and not the performance art aspect of it. Both are essential. You need to marry both perspectives in a way.

>Owens
He wasn't deserve a shitty title run like this one. I'm happy of him losing that awful belt at FastLane and starting a decent feud with JeriGOAT for another belt which probably he will win.
>Wyatt
He deserves that championship and right now is the indicated man for have the championship. Orton as Rumble winner doesn't have sense without Bray in that position.
>Gallows & Anderson
His credibility as dominant tag team dissapeared after losing so many times with New Day... Right now only are transitional champs before Enzo & Cass... but The Club still being better than them.
>American Alpha
Best Tag is SmackDown! They deserve it
>JeriGOAT
The belt is in a decent position right now thanks to him.
>Ambrose
The Miz was better champion but is not bad.
>Charlotte Flair
Best female wrestler in WWE main roster. The second best is Bayley and she will be the next champion.
>Naomi
In the beggining of the brand split she was the weakest women in SD! roster. It's strange watching her in that position when Nikki, Natalya, Becky Lynch, Alex Bliss or a returned Mickey James are on the same show.
>Neville
Saving cruiserweight division from oblivion. He is BASED.
>Tyler Bate
He is a talented guy but I don't understand why that belt exist in first place.
>Roode
Not Bad
>Authors of Pain
Not Bad too
>Asuka
Best women wrestler in WWE. She is possible the only credible champion for his division at this moment

>>2267375
>Wyatt deserved the belt
????

>>2267326
>Owens
Don't like the way he's currently being portrayed, none of his storylines since winning the title really stuck with me
>Wyatt
Based, I love the current Wyatt family storyline and really wanna see where they go with his match with Orton (and how HarpGOAT is going to fit into that story)
>Gallows & Anderson
Had the misfortune of debuting in the middle of the New Day's record run, it was set in stone that until they broke that record nobody on that division was getting over. They're on track to being solid top heels for the Raw tag division now though.
>American Alpha
Based, hopefully they finally get a 1v1 feud with the Usos now, since they're at this point the only two teams on the SD tag division that aren't buried to oblivion.
>Chris Jericho
See Owens. Just not a fan of the Raw main event scene of Owens/Jericho vs. Reigns/Rollins
>Charlotte
The best woman on the main roster and pretty much the only one on Raw who actually got better since being called up from NXT.
>Naomi
Not a big fan but she's solid and the SD women's division needed an extra credible competitor for the title scene.
>Neville
Saving the entire division, based.
>Tyler Bate
Yet to have an opinion on this lad.
>Roode
B A S E D
>Authors of Pain
Really like them, they're still green but they're the most impressive monster team I've seen in a very long time
>Asuka
Legit the best female wrestler in the world, bar none, and the best booked champion in recent WWE memory.

No.

>>2267059
Yes,proven by the fact people are celebrating naomi win heavily,they are happy she won against bliss because they hate her,naomi is not that liked alexa is just a good heel

>>2267059
No. Nobody except Miz can do that

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>>2265820
She's perfectly imperfect

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>>2265849
yup

Renee gets wet whenever Jason Jordan shows up on Talking Smack.

>>2265248
Yo Jason Jordan is gay as fuck

>>2265248
What was said that got Vince in his little hissy fit

Enzo and Big Cass segments

Baron Corbin

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Stephanie cutting a 20 minute promo

Post more pits.

>>2236191
The tights they make them all wear should literally be illegal. I need raw thighs in my life.