Is Heyman really finna betray him at Wrestlemania?
>Heyman betrays Lesnar for Goldberg
>they form the Jew World Order
Would make zero sense if Goldberg wasn't sticking around for at least a year longer afterwards
Even when Heyman first turned on him, it was in favor of another wrestler
>>2419601
Who else will join the JWO?
Will either of the GOATs be heel by next month?
Sashetty is turning at Mania or Raw after.
Roman might turn heel but I'm not sure.
>>2419576
neither will be heel
>>2419576
he already is
Alberto el Patron announced today via Instagram that he and Paige would be getting married this Wednesday. Del Rio, seemingly referencing WWE, wrote the following:
>"I doesn't matter how many times you try to break us... is not gonna happen... we were harassed by a company we still are... cause you don't fool me MF's I know I was you trying to destroy us... destroy my baby... she's better stronger than all of you pieces of ???? We are getting married Wednesday ...Have a nice and go and F... yourself hatters (sic)
What did El Patron mean by this?
>>2419536
The perros are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open.
Papi's midlife crisis keeps going from strength to strength. It's quite something to watch unfold.
How is he legally marrying if he didn't divorce his previous wife
You're starting to get hyped, aren't you?
>>2419515
wm is always hype just for the event
even if it's a shitty card it's fun to meme along with people and watch it live
i am so glad the hall of fame is friday night
can get drunk for the hof and mania
I'm not, actually. I WAS really hyped for the Royal Rumble though, and look what that got me.
What the fuck happened?
Vince failed to build new stars.
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>>2419514
This was the only logical outcome. Vince wanted the WWE to become the Disney of pro wrestling.
Predict the time taken for Undertaker to make it to the ring
My prediction = he dies
>>2419475
I think they'll have druids carry him to the ring in the casket. No way he can walk that far.
i hope they roll all the wrestlers in those rollercoaster carts for the entrances.
The reason they're building the whole set as a rollercoaster is so Undertaker can ride it to the ring, because he's too old to make such a long walk.
Wrestlemania 34 will be the best one of them all!
Finally a triple threat match that will live up to the hype.
Based Jimmy Ocean Working The Smarks
This may be the worst, most unfunny meme that /asp/ has ever pushed.
>With Wrestlemania just days away, there has been some speculation about Eva Marie being a part of the SmackDown Women's title match this Sunday. Eva has not appeared on television since being suspended for 30 days on August 17, 2016 for her first violation of the company's Wellness Policy.
>After asking around, a source at WWE informed me that the company will not be renewing Eva's contract. Eva had been with the company since 2013 and was a featured cast member of Total Divas for the show's six seasons. No announcement has been made by either side, but Eva is apparently done with the company.
>Since the suspension, Eva has changed her hair color back to black and filmed two movies. She has also stopped mentioning wrestling on her social media accounts, instead posting messages related to her movies and fashion line. She has also removed references to WWE on her Twitter profile, although 'WWE Superstar' still appears on her Instagram account.
>Eva Marie
>Huge
>Star
>>2419454
"Huge star"
>>2419454
Good bye and good riddance?
>THE CONSORTIUM WAS ME
ITT- Goat Promos
>Flair and Foley go batshit and have a contest to see who can knock themselves out first
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbn2-Ku0oQ0
Sometimes I like to meme about Charlotte being the GOAT, and Jericho likes to put the word GOAT on his booty, but I hope everybody on this board understands that Ric Flair is actually the greatest of all time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC09wIT9Flo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBjUvDy2src
Why doesnt Vince allow any active wrestler to get over and as soon as they start to get over feeds them to part timer who are way past their time and dont need wins? I really dont get it, it doesnt help anyone.
It's a quick and easy way to get a nostalgia pop/buck, but a disaster in the long run.
He'd rather make a dollar his own way than a hundred dollars another way.
Because he's senile.
>JUST
>5 New Day segments
For what purpose?
>Flo Rida
>performing in Florida
Really fires the brain neurons.
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http://www.morethanmania.com/mtm..live-events.html
Midnight wrestling after Mania at 2:00 am. This is nuts.
https://www.midnightaftermania.com/
You say it as if it was a new and unknown thing
Happens literally every year across dozens of promotions, newfag. Wrestlemania weekend is an orgy of indy shows fighting for the scraps of the wrestling fan influx from all over the world.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Jerichoholics of all ages would you please welcome tonight, the very first pic of the 2017 draft lottery
Come on doooooooooooooooooooooown...
>>2419280
maximum cringe
>>2419280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flqjr6KzAXY
>>2419280
We just know that Raw is going to steal the only good SDL guys. Guarantee that Miz and AJ are going over to Raw. SDL might get Cesaro.
Will he be sent to 205 once him and Cass split up?
Should he be?
I'd banish his ass to the Land Of No Dimes in a heartbeat.
no.
will be used as manager / meme generator until a release.
i'd love to see enzo get a run with the cruiserweights just to see how many of them he drops and injures.
You know in some translations of the Bible, "hell" is defined as rejecting the light of the Lord. You are automatically putting yourself in an awful place just by not having him in your world.
I feel the same way about people who disrespect CM Punk. He did it all, he did it his way, he got his money, he got out before the business broke him, he lives his dreams on his own terms and doesn't give a fuck who mocks him for failing.
Regardless if you think he's a whiner, what is there not to respect about that? Punk didn't sabotage young dudes on the come-up. He was a regular dude with a job with all the talent that worked his ass off to get his.
Unless your daddy has a billion dollars, isn't that the only thing a fucking man can aspire to in life? Regardless of how you feel about Punk, the only way you can really HATE him is if you're a brainwashed babby/libertarian who thinks everybody with a job should act like a serf instead of taking action to better themselves.
He's paranoid and overprotective of himself but shit, he's a dude worth emulating. Nobody will ever say CM Punk took shit from anybody. And he's got a bunch of money and a beautiful wife and get got out of a poisonous game before it broke him.
Respect CM Punk.
>>2419243
in the diseased culture where such prominence is given to freaks he stands out but he's a pretty normal person really.
nothing terribly special
People who don't like Punk are just easily worked and claim to have thick skin.
>>2419243
b-b-b-b-but nash! b-but DIMES! b-but outlel!