Alberto el Patron announced today via Instagram that he and Paige would be getting married this Wednesday. Del Rio, seemingly referencing WWE, wrote the following:
>"I doesn't matter how many times you try to break us... is not gonna happen... we were harassed by a company we still are... cause you don't fool me MF's I know I was you trying to destroy us... destroy my baby... she's better stronger than all of you pieces of ???? We are getting married Wednesday ...Have a nice and go and F... yourself hatters (sic)
What did El Patron mean by this?
>>2419536
The perros are in the enclosed pool area. Garage side door is open.
Papi's midlife crisis keeps going from strength to strength. It's quite something to watch unfold.
How is he legally marrying if he didn't divorce his previous wife
>>2419536
>I know I was you trying to destroy us... destroy my baby...
He honestly believes WWE even thinks of him nowadays
>>2419551
>mfw completely forgot about that
Good question
>>2419536
Dude types as bad as her dad.
No wonder her Elektra complex won out.
Their relationship is a shining example of true love, and I wish all the best for the happy couple.
Is El Perro going insane already?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6g4D4dStmY
>>2419536
Cuck-a-doodle-doo
Over-under on how long they last (assuming they do marry)?
>>2419571
I give it two years before they're broke and Paige's gypsy pussy is on fire for some young dick.
This spic faggot is still married to his previous wife WTF??
How long till Paige is back at WAW giving blowjobs to Malky Taggart?
>>2419536
Why does he type like an 8 year old fag?
>>2419536
Is he wearing an engagement ring or his ring from his previous marriage
Del Rio is forever trying to work WWE and HHH
>>2419592
*raises paw*
Are you trying to tempt me?
>>2419621
He's eternally worked by Based Haitch who probably forgot he existed, kek
>>2419623
まる is only for hugs and snugs, ya filthy sicko
>>2419536
Holy fucking shit.
Don't get me wrong.....I know I'm pathetic for being a virgin. I know.
But if there is ONE good thing about it.....it's that as a virgin, I will probably never feel or understand the power that a woman can have over a man, that makes him do dumb shit like this for her when she is CLEARLY not worthy of it.
I would have BEEN dumped her ass at this point. How the fuck do you wife a woman that does threesomes? Jesus Alexander CHRIST.....
>>2419549
All Alberto wanted was to bang a 20 yr old now so he could brag about it to his homies in Mexico, then got bamboozled publicly into marriage while possibly still legally attached to the first one.
Then sex tapes leak of your """fiancé""" and she's so emotionally damaged that leaving her now would paint you in such a terrible manner in the eyes of the public therefore leaving you stuck to participate in this farce until it all blows up in a ugly manner afterwards.
Shit just keeps escalating and escalating.
I'm calling it right now, srceencap it niggers. Paige is gonna announce her pregnancy soon.
>>2419592
Because mentally, he is an 8 year old fag
>>2419536
Might be a worked shoot
He's involved in a WAW storyline, paige's dad's company, where it's him against the norwich inbred man.
He said at the last show "I've taken your belt, your daughter and now I'm going to take your company"
>>2419646
Consider the possibility that sexhavers are experiencing something you don't understand.
Like, if you only saw in black and white, you wouldn't give a fuck about color because you didn't even comprehend it.
>>2419647
>dump your wife/the mother of your children for a hot young piece of ass
>it all backfires horribly
poetry
these two need to lay off drugs
>>2419536
Fuck Alberto, that steroid taking piece of shit preying on a young dumb white girl
I bet he fucking diddles kids
Sick fuck
the sequel to Fighting with my Family is going to be lit
>>2419536
Who gives a shit?
>>2419536
How JUST is Alberto Del Taco?
Based Johnny Mundo should be payed to follow el perro and make him leave every company he tries to make it in by janettying him
Friendly reminder that less than 2 weeks ago, indie gook manlet loving outlaw fanboy dorks were worshiping """"based"""" 'Berto as the consummate E-drone worker.
Your hero is a sad old cuck going through a midlife crisis.
The state of your fucking lives lmao.
Based Vince paid Brad to 'get hacked' to hurt Paige and Del Rio. The madman.
>>2419536
why does he type like that?
>>2419710
drugs
>>2419646
You're pathetic for being a virgin. It's still somewhat more respectable than being a cokehead juicer that cheats on his wife, and then marries the side bitch with a sordid sexual history who is also a cokehead and has daddy issues. This shit is just awful to see.
ADR has fucking kids and is still married. You're pathetic, but ADR's bullshit is next level. Normies would feel sad for you and slightly disgusted. ADR would get shunned for his shit.
>>2419690
He's Mexican. Of course he does. The age of consent there is like 4.
>>2419562
mfw he streams the murder suicide over facebook live
>Alberto Del JUSTO
>>2419709
Vince Paige sex tape "leak" when???
>signing a contract with a sentient onahole
hope he prenuped tbqh
el cucko
>>2419536
JUST
This shouldn't be funny, but it is.
Cant wait for documentary
>unironically thinking the WWE leaked videos of their talent fucking and engaging in a cuck fest while being a publicly traded, family oriented company
Is Umberto Del Mar retarded?
misfits - vampire girl and a day to remember - forgive and forget were both inspired by paige. misfits also mention paige as "saraya" in another song
all terrible songs too
>>2419806
>Is Umberto Del Mar retarded?
He's just on la cocaina
>>2419536
Days ago someone was mentioning who would be the mount rushmore of cucks in wrestling.
Should Del Rio be added to the mount rushmore of wrestling cucks? Who would be the top 4?
>>2420155
Chris Candido front and center. Morrison should be there too.
>>2420155
John Morrison
Candido
Maddox
Del Rio
BASED ELSA
>when all you wanted was quick and easy fling during your midlife crisis
>>2420194
>royal rumble
>number 30 about to come out
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZTTTTT
>this music plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0MK7qz13bU
how hard would you mark?
>>2420184
>Maddox
Unless Maddox was in an actual relationship with Paige at the time, he's not a cuck
He got to fuck her too. It wasn't like he was literally just in the room to record Xavier smashing her
Honestly I think people are just calling him a cuck because he was a white man watching a black man fuck a white woman. Cucks in that scenario don't fuck the woman too, like he did
>>2420215
At least its not Romanetty
>>2420224
you're technically right but this mount rushmore has four faces so I don't know...
>>2420184
Kevin Sulivan, Matt Hardy, Kurt Angle, CM Phil
>>2420234
okay we have some more names...
we can bump maddox down. I don't know, Hardy wasn't cucked because he was cheated on. And Punk being a cuck is just a meme as far as I know. He swung it around during his run.
>>2420234
Wait.....are we using the traditional definition of cuck (a man who simply gets cheated on) or the modern definition (a man who accepts/enjoys seeing other men fucking his woman)?
Are there any female wrestlers who are cucks?
>>2420242
Maddox is the one guy who was the literal definition of a cuck. Being cheated it on wasn't the original definition though 4chan made it evolve to that. Watching your girl have sex with another man is being cucked. Its even heightened when its a black guy. Maddox is the biggest cuck in wrestling.
>>2420249
R.I.P. Chyna
I feel like she knew Triple H was messing with Stephanie for a period of time, and didn't care as long as he still went back to her
The problem was when he actually completely left her for Steph
>>2420257
>Watching your girl have sex with another man
>your girl
Any proof that Paige was "his girl" rather than the backstage cum rag that he happened to use along with Xavier?
>>2420263
They were obviously in a regular FWB sexual relationship with each other, not just some one time thing.
>>2420249
charlotte flair - she really liked alberto del rio but he just used her then moved on to paige
>>2419815
Wtf fucking faggot I could've gone my whole life without knowing that Misfits brought out that hot pile of steaming garbage out
>>2420272
>regular FWB sexual relationship
So in other words she was his regular cum rag, and wasn't special to Maddox like she is to AlBoreto........which means Maddox = not a cuck
>>2420263
>Defending Maddox this hard
>>2420344
Only thing I'm defending is the ever-changing definition of the word "cuck"
If Maddox is a cuck for the Paige thing then every guy that ever ran a train on a whore is a cuck
>>2419700
>basado mundo is 37 already
How many years do you think he has in the tank before he calls it quits?
>>2420399
Mundo can probably go as long as he wants dude takes care of himself and keeps in shape.
>>2419623
*bork* *bork* "hurry up anon, no one's watching"
Havent been following WWE in a few weeks
What's this leak I hear about Maddox/Paige/Xavier?
LADS
>>2420856
there's multiple videos of Paige having sex with brad Maddox and one where she's having sex with woods while brad records
>>2420880
WHAT
HOLY
Yo sauce? When did this news break out? IWC must've been flipping
No need for a white dress
>>2420905
>>2420905
eh like two weeks ago idk. Just type Paige in pornhub
and yeah it was a big deal
>>2420284
yeah they went to shit a long time ago
>>2419709
4D CHESS
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>>2419782
???
>>2421406
It would have been one thing if it was just nudes.....but a video 3some with a current active WWE wrestler and another guy who used to be in WWE, was major
Not to mention the pic of her allowing someone to cum on the NXT Women's title
whats his name again?
>>2419536
>girl fucked a nigger
>still marrying her
ADR is the biggest cuck in wrestling history LMAO
what a fucking shame
[spoiler] dude seriously needs to wake the fuck up though, and paige needs to fucking get it together, they're both messes[/spoiler]
>>2419561
>ywn fall in love with and marry someone who doesn't care about your past and loves you for who you are
>>2421685
The absolute irony in your post is amazing.
>>2419551
Must be a Muslim
>>2421972
Or Mormon. Be rational.
>>2421960
>>2421960
and got blown out by Trent?
>>2422127
>>2421982
She's also a goat fucker
>>2420355
he let another man fuck his gf. That's a fucking cuck
>>2419552
Wouldn't put it past them, honestly
They have a looooong history of screwing people after the initial fallout
>>2422127
>aj lusting for that roppongi d
>>2419551
meheecan laws dont exist in the US anymore since obongo left
>>2420215
>Literal chills
>>2420155
Candido is a first ballot HOF Wrestling Cuck
>>2422199
More like G.O.A.T. fucker
>>2419700
LOL, your dubs confirm best timeline
>>2420276
Really?
>>2423305
there is a rumor with zero to substantiate it that del rio was seeing charlotte right before paige, yes
>>2419536
there is a difference between pump n' dumping a slag and marrying the bitch.
how did del rio mess up this much?