>Undertaker looking strong on the go-home show
IT'S OVER
BIG DOG WINS
>Romanetty retires Taker
>Ratings fall to all time lows
>WWE can't get a new TV deal in 2019
>Goes bankrupt a year later
This is the best timeline.
>>2422253
>RECORD LOW REVENUE REIGNS
ftfy
I'm just shitposting at this point.
1 HOUR LEFT!!!
Stop the pain
>1 hour left
>>2421915
*lick ur snout*
An hour and a half left.
Please someone kill me
Goldust is back!
>>2421492
What the fuck am I watching? What is the point of this?
This is the quietest crowd I've seen in a while. In Philly of all places. On the last Raw before WM.
WWE is in trouble.
Is he /our guy/?
He is basically the wrestler closest to /asp/ personality.
>Troll
>Lazy as fuck
>Slow
>Doesn't give a shit about the title
>Gets buried by Chads like Omega and Okada
>>2421372
this
who?
>>2421372
>>2421385
Fuck off Stamford Wives.
Okada and Naito are chads
Omega is just a strong weeaboo
Lets put some music to wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkVsuO2Ichk
cringe
Who Tranquilo here?
>de gay
The gimmick is her weight
shes the only one that does not annoy me
would be cool if she lost weight so her gimmick could finally be being samoan
>>2421076
Nah bruh it's cause she's not like most girls.
Why does he hate wrestling so much and why does he keep criticising it?
cuz he's a faget
because he's trying to downplay professional wrestling's influence on his "sport"
He only loves sports that manlets excel in.
Why am I watching this? What am I doing with my life?
Can I be a /smack/ hermano?
1st 4 chadd2badd
this is fucking dreadful so far
>>2420671
My dick = diamonds
Post your predictions:
>Match to determine who picks first: Dean Ambrose for SD vs. Sami Zayn for Raw
>Dean wins
>Smackdown Live
1. Roman Reigns
2. Brock Lesnar
3. Dean Ambrose
4. Bray Wyatt
5. Shinsuke Nakamura (Main Roster Debut)
6. Dean Ambrose
7. Alexa Bliss
8. The New Day
9. Naomi
10. Shelton Benjamin (Return)
11. Sami Zayn
12. Braun Strowman
13. Breezango
14. Nia Jax
15. The Broken Hardy Boyz (Return)
>Raw
1. AJ Styles
2. Samoa Joe
3. The Club
4. Kevin Owens
5. Asuka (Debut)
6. Bayley
7. American Alpha
8. Charlotte Flair
9. Sasha Banks
10. Finn Balor (Return)
11. Randy Orton
12. Zack Ryder (Return)
13. Baron Corbin
14. Luke Harper
15. Kenny Omega (Debut)
>>2420365
>Ambrose twice
Huh
>>2420365
my rational stoner side loves this draft prediction.
>>2420375
Normal Ambrose on SD and le wacky memebrose on RAM
last chance to vote
www.surveymonkey com/r/BBBD6HT
I vote for deangod
>>2420309
Undercarder
Marty Jannetty
Ryback
Roman Reigns
Cuckman Phil
I voted for Jimmy Ocean
I know Raw hasn't started yet but fuck it we won. Get in here!
Not a Rawtist but something tells me Raw is gonna end stronger than expected tonight.....it's sucked for too long for them to not have an ace in the hole for the go home show
>>2420331
It's a go home show before WM, it should at least not be terrible.
>>2420361
Not necessarily true.
What went wrong?
as a rational stoner i know that they dont have enough star power. Jimmy Ocean cant carry the company on his back alone.
They sent Paige to WWE instead of Malky Taggart
>>2420197
Scott Hall and Mr. AnderJust
I miss her senpai
Not very rational stoner of you
>her
>>2420332
>him
>>2420173
The rational stoner in me thinks suicide
>>2420173
My rational stoner side thinks marrying Elsa and dumping Paige's body in a favela.
Based Patron finally letting go Paige and moving on to top tier waifu Elsa
Road to WrestleMania edition
Hopes?
Dreams?
Expectations?
Disappointments?
I'm expecting Hogan to politick getting his win back over Goldberg from 1998. Expect a repeat of WM 9 and the big leg to close the show, brother.
My rational stoner side is gonna love this weeks RAW