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Io Shirai

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Thikki

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>>2444731
Billie Kays sweet sweet asshole

>>2444700
Trips never had the torch

Cass will be Test 2.0. In and out of the main event/ upper midcard for about 2 years and then fade into midcard obscurity.

>>2444700
Too tall. Next go to guy or romans rival.

Andre was never the guy in ww 80s nor taker in attitude.

Wait what? They're using women used on the roster instead of signing anyone?

>>2444643
32 women

Portia returning from injury for one last go

people pay like 14 dollars a month for this type of analysis

Hardy's will be Monday

>>2444569
whoever they feud with is gonna be buried in the style of the man with the three H's

>the stolen jokes and bizarre figure are the gimmick

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nothing worse than someone who isn't funny trying to make a funny thread

>she used to work Dolph's penis into a semen shoot

Even he deserves better.

what's sami zayn's gimmick again?

>>2444508
That guy who has matches with Kevin Owens.

>>2444503
This is gonna be a funny match with Undertaker

>>2444388
>strong style has arrived
Cringing hard

>>2444388
Mick Foley, by all accounts, was a cheap sob (probably comes with him being le nice dude).
Maybe it's in the genes.

>>2444388
So this...is the power of NJPW fans...

>>2444381
*cough*

>when he starts saying one thing before breaking off on tangent after tangent until he doesn't complete the original point

y'know

>>2444378
only person he should beat are the old guys and shitbata.

Literally who has officially announced his entry in the 27th literally finna what?

>Cody
cringe

>Gook shit
CRINGE

>/asp/ still too white and underage to know what finna means

I just wish WWE would go back to 14+ rating so we can take a finna break from women's """"""revolution""""""" and see sum bra & panties match

>>2444341
FINNA WORKED

>>2444306
how mad would you be if roman reigns is the new dead man
>The Big Dog Will Rest You In Piece

>>2444316
>how mad would you be if roman reigns is the new dead man
I wouldn't be. It might actually give him character

>Undertaker didn't put over Wyatt at WM

I'm still mad about this

*GOAT

Wrestlemanias 27, 28 and 29 need to be erased from history.

This was a good main event and mania.

12

>>2444232
WM I

WM IX

Good luck.

Asuka confirmed for dropping

They'll totally be yellow versions of the main roster belts

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>>2444226
Actually thinking Asuka will lose

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"I mean, I saw the Paige thing with Maddox... and you know I don't watch any modern WWE on account of the fact that I have working braincells, but people on Twitter told me to watch it so I did."

*ahem* *sips Sprite*

"Well folks, I watched it, and quite frankly I thought it sucked. Now here's the thing *ahem* back before Vince McMahon killed the wrestling business with his cartoon sports entertainment bullshit, there was this thing called drawing money. Okay, so back then you'd leak a few bikini pics of say, Missy Hyatt, but then you'd save the real nudes for your big show, whether it be Thanksgiving Night at the Louisville Gardens..."

*ahem* *sips Sprite*

"...Or the Mid South Coliseum or whatever. You made sure you got the people to pay to see the good stuff because that's how you made your money and that's how the boys got paid."

*ahem*

"But now, of course, everything's fucked up, you've got the nudes being leaked for free with no build, it's a shoot but everyone thinks the clips are fake because you've conditioned your audience to think everything is a work. Brad Maddox, who I actually coached in OVW with Danny Davis, who is a great kid, with a good look a solid worker, is just out there looking like such a loser because that's how Vince and Kevin Dunn get there kicks... I thought it sucked... *sips Sprite* I thought it sucked... And If I haven't said it already fuck you Kevin Dunn you buck-toothed piece of shit!"

>>2444252
KEK

bring back /wwe/ general