Can someone post the Cornette/Paige leaks copy pasta? Lana

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"I mean, I saw the Paige thing with Maddox... and you know I don't watch any modern WWE on account of the fact that I have working braincells, but people on Twitter told me to watch it so I did."

*ahem* *sips Sprite*

"Well folks, I watched it, and quite frankly I thought it sucked. Now here's the thing *ahem* back before Vince McMahon killed the wrestling business with his cartoon sports entertainment bullshit, there was this thing called drawing money. Okay, so back then you'd leak a few bikini pics of say, Missy Hyatt, but then you'd save the real nudes for your big show, whether it be Thanksgiving Night at the Louisville Gardens..."

*ahem* *sips Sprite*

"...Or the Mid South Coliseum or whatever. You made sure you got the people to pay to see the good stuff because that's how you made your money and that's how the boys got paid."

*ahem*

"But now, of course, everything's fucked up, you've got the nudes being leaked for free with no build, it's a shoot but everyone thinks the clips are fake because you've conditioned your audience to think everything is a work. Brad Maddox, who I actually coached in OVW with Danny Davis, who is a great kid, with a good look a solid worker, is just out there looking like such a loser because that's how Vince and Kevin Dunn get there kicks... I thought it sucked... *sips Sprite* I thought it sucked... And If I haven't said it already fuck you Kevin Dunn you buck-toothed piece of shit!"

>>2444252
KEK

bring back /wwe/ general

>>2444652
we need our own board to contain all this autism.

>>2444652
Fuck your safespace you moronic E Drone

>>2444667
The general did contain it, the dumb fuck mods kept deleting them and now this entire board is fucked

>>2444667
/asp/ is our board, you hardly ever seen alternative sports threads