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>>2447705
I cant wait until america is majority muslim and some idiot tries this with mohammed. Habib will blow up the fuckers

>>2447724
>america
Britain*

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>>2447705

Check, please!

>>2447701
Fucking kek. Still many hours to go and they are already losing their shit over the Big Dog. I can't wait for the meltdowns when he puts Undercarder out of his misery

>>2447707
this

BBD

For what it is worth Taker has needed to retire for forever it seems. It sort of sucks its just Roman and we dont get some crazy gimmick match with Kane or Bray

That's the closest to having a man between her disgusting, fat thighs that she is ever going to get.

>>2447706
worked

vince wanted a superstar who would appeal to all races but he forgot that john cena has been getting booed for 10+ years straight with the same type of push.

I love the whole "It ain't paranoia, it's the Usos" thing.

They're so good, I kinda hope they go back face and feud with Revival or something.

uce means brother. usos are my brothers and my family.

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>>2447691
>>2447692
BASED

Nice to see so many other Uso fans!

ONE VS ALL
N
E

V
S

A
L
L

I want you roman fags right now to promise and 100% guarantee that if Roman loses, you will never post anytjing pro roman on here again.

>>2447677
Easy bet because BBD isn't losing.

cringe

cringing right now

cringe

>>2447623
I hate that they'll be main roster soon. Both brands treat their tag divisions as complete after thoughts. The only time recently the tag division was getting any sort of attention was when Bork was part timing with the belt.

>>2447623
Nah that was a one night only deal which is precisely why it worked so well.

>>2447623
who cares?

>>2447618
worked

>>2447618
YUM*

>>2447618
worked

When they realize they don't have to pretend.

His matches are boring af but he looks like Haitch in a suit and entrance - when it's not at Full Cuck University - is da bomb.

>>2447591
>le glorious reddit meme man
At least he's better than Nakameme.

race traitor

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Black Rufio would be super cute if she got a good nose job.

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Embah Moon, this is your hate.

>Acting like people on /asp/ like Whatculture

I'm one of the few that do, but you're asking way too much of this board buddy.

>Cuckculture

cringe

They obviously have insider information and fucking script these things to guarantee a winner.

Last year it literally came down to the main event, this year Pacitti fucking bets on Rawley as a joke, which is something you'd definitely do if your legal name was on the line. Fucking marks.

>>2447464
WEEEEEEEEE
WANT
CANDIIIIIIICEEEEE

>>2447464
Not even the best in that team.

who

Raw, so Bigdog can berry him and send him back to chinatown

hopefully the unemployment line

Who cares. He's fucken doomed wherever he goes.

Looks awful
Body is ruined
Can't speak English

>>2447398
Jet fuel can't melt steel. - Haitch

theres too many well known old ass mother fuckers in nxt it defeats the fucking purpose.

>Tag team match was 5 stars
>Fatgooka match was mercifully short
>Main event was an old school 80s rasslin match with good psychology

Good show ya'll just jaded.

Kevin Nash randomly appearing for like 3 seconds in John Wick was surprising. Vladimir Kozlov also got fucked up in the 2nd one.

He's credited as "Large Man" btw

Kevin Nash as Super Shredder.