What will his power level be after he beats Carder at Mania?
He'll literally be unbeatable
>>2442588
whatever his power level is he still be BALORED
Still not high enough. We need to have a One vs. All match where he takes on the entire RAW roster. Hell, work that into his transfer to Smackdown, because he knows he can beat everyone on RAW so he needs to seek new opponents.
>>2442588
as unbeatable as bork?
>Roman is getting to face Undertaker
>Seth is getting to face Triple H
>Dean is getting to face...some dude
Also, Seth's mom is a MILF
>>2442552
They have the same nose
>>2442552
She looks like she does Russian incest porn.
Roman is going to lose to the Undertaker
Colby is going to lose to HHH
Dean is going to win against Boring Corbin
He may not have his Wrestlemania moment yet but he's the biggest winner of the three that night.
An upgrade over jobbing to Bork and having a shitshow match.
What did Lana mean by this? Does Rusev know?
It's obvious she's got tag teamed
>>2442540
>Does Rusev know?
It was his idea, he's into the lifestyle.
It's pretty obvious Rusev is unironically a cuck at this point.
Dave the autist Meltzer has reported that this match has been moved to the final match of the evening. Is Undercarder finally kill?
I would hope so
Should have retired with Shawn
I don't mind Reigns beating Taker.....but for the love of God PLEASE don't let it be Taker's last match if that's the case
The idea of Reigns being the one to finally put down one of my childhood favorites makes me sick
Pretty much the only match besides the midgets I'm genuinely looking forward too. This is like the only match that isn't super obvious on who'll win.
Is he like mentally retarded now? I don't get it
Heavy drugs and alcohol will do that to you.
at least his eye isnt as fucked as ricky mortons
>>2442501
lol
>either of these two could easily kill anyone else on the roster with their bare hands
wreddit still complains.
>>2442483
>implying
OP is this you?
Didn't based Jericho beat Goldberg in an MMA match?
>>2442514
It was a spit swapping makeup match
is he the next RVD?
>>2442471
Only a quarter pound? That's not very rational. What do you do when you run out?
>>2442475
score some more?
I want nothing more from Trump than to recriminalize weed and send all faggot degenerate weed smokers to prison for life.
>adult males still watch fake wrestling because...
Finish that sentence please.
>singling out men
????
>>2442465
>being specific is bad
>respect my pronouns xir
???
>>2442463
try again we're all girls lol
Who was in the wrong?
>>2442442
If I'm honest, Angle.
angle got worked into a shoot-worked-shoot
>>2442442
Al Snow's perception of it was incredibly interesting. His opinion is that the booking was at fault as the situation was out of control. As great of a wrestler as Angle is, you put in him the ring with a dieseled up younger MMA fighters with no injuries in a scenario that's a shoot and the outcome can't be controlled. I don't blame Daniel for what he did. If I was in a shoot match with Angle, I'd do everything in my power to not get destroyed. The whole thing was as ludicrous as Brawl for All.
ITT: Matches that happened.
based beeg putting over sting
Ric Flair vs The Great Khali
>no Taker vs Sting but we got a match seen in WCW millions of times
What's the over/under on his blood alcohol content tonight?
Hopefully enough to die of alcohol poisoning
>>2443512
Hi Mauro!
>>2442405
Probably not very high, I think JBL being a big drink is just him playing up to the APA gimmick.
JUST
Not surprising that /asp/ finds the normal, passible, non-autismo WWE clothing weird.
I'm sure people will find your neon colored WWYKI shirt or your No Way Jose shirt as fashionable and socially recognizable. Right guys?
This is why I post "have you guys had sex" with that pic of anon's gf. Y'all need to get a clue.
>>2442745
The only wrestling shirt I currently own is the Seth shirt from right when he came back, as I was at that RAW and they didn't have much to pick from.
I don't tend to buy any of the clothing-based merch as I find the prices/shipping to be a bit high.
>>2442745
>KING OF KINGS VS THE KINGSLAYER
>CAREER HIGHLIGHTS: CHIEF OPERATING OFFICER
>SIGNATURE MOVE
>all over the entire back of the shirt
>passable, normal non-autismo WWE clothing
the state of your wardrobe, good Heavens
You have been visited by the Showstopper of Boring HOF speeches
Type "Sleep Tight Heartbreak" in this thread for a restful sleep tonight
>>2442398
Sleep Tight Heartbreak
>>2442398
Sleep Tight Heartbreak
>>2442398
Sleep Tight Heartbreak
Would have literally printed money.
>>2443225
THE DIME MACHINE
Lesnar -74
>>2442395
That face you make when you realize you shoot killed a guy in a worked fight
>>2442374
How do you not get bored at that point?