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It was probably some hispanic guy who wanted to customise it into a lowrider bicycle.

>>18999271
they were hispanic

I'm from south Texas and in dealing with Craigslist down here you can trust the Mexicans but you have to watch out for the degenerate weirdo white people.

>>18998894
Yeah but its very painful, takes a lot of time and you gotta change your everyday habits to succesfully make it.

It's called """""""""""""""Healthy lifestyle""""""""" supported by a too secret demonic hell ritual called """"""""everyday workout"""""""""

Shieeet nigga now youre screwed because you cant even stand up to your own laziness so you gotta make threads like this and hope for a miracle, which will never come.

> so sad

>>18998894
Making a pact with devil doesnt mean that you meet a goatman with a contract which you gotta sign with your own blood.

This is not a fairytale anon.

The concept of "making a pact with devil" means letting off all of your moral barriers and positive attitude towarda other people in change for your personal success. "Go through dead bodies" is another synonym for that, if you know what I mean.

For example: you could now kill your parents, take all of their money, sell all their possessions and move to tropical paradise. However you wont do it because your "good side" wont allow you to. While making a pact with devil, you kill off your "good side" completely and focus only on personal ego benefits no matter the price.

Comprende?

>>18998922
Mum is abusive so I haven't much to lose in that sense. I know it's an example but still.

I don't know my own moral fortitude so to speak. In some ways I feel like I have the potential become what is needed for such a pact, in others I don't know.

>>18998870
summoned a daemon and it worked, fuck ya

>>18998870
watching local 1970s horror movie

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For me it was this book. I bought it from some run down old bookstore while driving across the country with my family in like 1993. BONUS: purely coincidentally, my best friend also bought a copy of that book on a trip with his family that same month and neither of us realized it until we were both home.

This channel is full of eerie encounters. Makes me miss the good old days of /x/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVYoWsiNYHqzFI2MuWDZxog

>>18998491
Dan??

>>18998522
this nigga have turtle sex videos on his channel

>>18998253
Quit fucking posting this absolute trash. Nobody fucking cares about Helicopters you dumb nigger.

>>18998257
>implying that helicopters are flying completly silent

Shill confirmed.

google
>lantern kite
>china kite

They do not. That would require a camera to be installed into them, which to my knowledge they don't. The algorythm they function on is generally 30% payout, while the 70% is distributed amongst the proprietor, the venue and state for taxation..

>>18998251
I fucked up the noko field. Phucking windows phone.

>>18998239
Do you feel you are being singled out for losing? The slot machine "sees" it's you, checks you against the list of approved winners, and continues to take your money?

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Ok I like games! How about Shutes and Ladders?

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>>18998209
NO

OP, are you a murderer?

>>18998133
Yeah having an arranged death is cool like, once I'm ready and everything. Buddhist monks meditate themselves to death wheb theyre ready.

Idk about making it erotic or sexual though, ya freak.

>>18998133
You could shove an empty pickle jar up your ass and clench til it breaks. It's erotic AND there's no going back.

>>18998140
And remember, somebody here is gonna find you with your self mutilated dick or something and THAT'S how you'll be remembered. That instantly overcomes all that you've done in life due to wtf factor.

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Come watch with us at Phoostream12

The episode Mirror Image is playing right now.

Just remember.

>>18997910
Abandon
Desconnect
Exit
Medite
Eat well
Go to nature
Make collective spiritual exercise
Make some drugs to reset
Remember

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>>18997910
You don't, because they don't exist.

>>18997784
each card represents an archetype. to learn more about archetypes you can search carl jung. he brought the concept to western culture. every person carries every archetype within their psychology.
tarot cards are a combination of archetype interpretation and numerology interpretation. you should draw several cards and reflect on how the archetypes in those cards are currently present in your every day life. its for self improvement.
people who say they can read your future with them usually have no idea what they're actually doing. a lot of people are misled when it comes to stuff like this.
when you talk about channeling spirits and having the spirits pick the cards for you, then what's happening is the spirit is either a)fucking with you b) showing you the planets current ruling archetypes or c) genuinely helping you. C is extremely rare i'll have you know

>>18997827
Makes sense. I actually did some personal research on archetypes earlier on when I first became interested in the occult.

So does that mean the cards have no link to paranormal forces and that they are essentially only "powerful" due to personal interpretations?

I've been practicing with readings on and off for the past six months and whenever I do draw cards, they are incredible accurate to past, present, and most recently future situations that I've experienced.

>>18997784
they don't mongoloid

The term "Deep State" is misleading. It's a bit of propaganda aimed at demonizing career bureaucrats. In fact it's quite impossible to run a modern state of any size without a legion of career bureaucrats.

You know what you should really chase if you want to chase shadows is this: who is spreading around propaganda demonizing career public servants? They are doing this with the clear intention of rendering the United States government nonfunctional. That's who you should be chasing.

>>18997749
It's just a convenient boogeyman to blame for being completely ineffectual

>>18997757
This too, remember we basically have one party in the US whose platform is to destroy any sort of government services or regulatory oversight

>>18997757
So you're saying that if the bureaucrats are successful in transfering power from the government to a group of unelected, unaccountable secretive people that's a good thing?

Is there something i'm not getting, or are you a shill?

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Native American and African tales put a lot of emphasis on the trickster. Raven , Coyote, and Anansi are all prominent and "high up" in their respective pantheons. With European/Pagan traditions you mostly hear about Loki, but Prometheus and Hermes fit a lot of qualities we find in Tricksters. You could also add in Puck and the Fae in general from Celtic lore. I don't know enough about Chinese and Japanese mythologies to accurately pick out trickster gods, but I would be very surprised if there are none.

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I was born in Paraguay and loved the mythology of the Guarani people.
In the creation myth the first humans (their Adam and Eve) had three children the youngest son Japeusá is known as a trickster, liar and theif. There is also the Pombero, ugly imp men who bring misfortune. Then there is Jasy Jastere, one of the seven children of Tau the lord of night. Jasy Jastere would spirit away children who didn't sleep during the siesta and take them on adventures or eat them depending on how he felt. He had a magic staff that would make him invisible and if you could steal it he would lose all his power. Once in possession of the staff you can ask of him a boon, typically where to find treasure.

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The religion that is interesting to me is Hinduism because there ISN'T a close parallel to the Trickster that I can think of. Some candidates would be Hanuman, Narada Muni, Vishnu, or specifically the avatars Mohini and Krishna.

Hanuman is a monkey, which seems to be a natural choice for a Trickster, and there is the tale of trying to eat the sun. There are other stories that generally involve being over-excited and foolish of custom which fits a monkey but not so much a trickster.

Narada Muni is a sage that can travel between material and spiritual worlds and is friendly with the divine and demonic races. His "advice" can often be the catalyst to large mythic events. For example: when Krishna is born, his evil uncle gets a mystic warning that his sister's 8th child will kill him. He decides to leave the other kids alone, focusing on the 8th. Narada comes to Kamsa and using some word manipulation convinces Kamsa that clemency is dangerous and that he should kill ALL the children.

Vishnu - and thus the avatars - is a strange case. There are LOTS of stories of avatars using wit or "legalese" to get around oaths and benedictions. That's certainly a Trickster trait. And yet Vishnu is also widely regarded as the topmost in the pantheon, and that doesn't mesh with the Trickster vibe. Tricksters subvert the law, they don't maintain it.

>>18997418
>Meditating
>reaching out to
Who told you this was a good idea? Just banish. Hit the planets. His planet in particular.

Next time how about you post in /omg/ instead of making an entire thread that's only worthy of a single answer?

>>18997418
Did you banish him properly?

The license to depart was read yes

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Les Chants de Maldoror, if you dont know french the spanish translation by aldo pellegrini is excelent. The english translations are kind of lame, but still worth a read

>>18997123
This would've been nice if you told me this weeks ago, coz I was just reading about this on wiki a couple of days ago due to checking on the inception of surrealism movement. Thanks anyway!

I could even dig a creepypasta as long it's a, ingenious or super intriguing and controversial one, like a real mysterious or bizarre event is involved, or where based upon.