Y'all remember those job applications Game Freak put out not too long ago for Switch development?
Yeah. Go ahead, ask me about it.
when are Tapus getting new formes
>>32313406
Alright I'm asking you???
>>32313406
Did you get the job?
http://pokemon.alexonsager.net
This is now your starter and ace. How happy are you with it? How screwed are you in your Pokemon journey? (you would be allowed to evolve it into a fusion of its evolved forms)
BONUS: How fucked are you in a zombie apocalypse?
I want to fuck Polibat
oh boy
>>32313361
I could have done much worse desu- krabchop seems like a cool Water/Fighting guy.
I'd do alright in a journey- both of their evolved forms have great Attack stats. He'd be a solid bro.
Alola is the best region. Prove me wrong. Protip:You can't.Why do I even bother with spoilers when you know what I'm going to say anyways?
Alola is small and immensely lacking in complexity. It's streamlined to a fault and very boring.
The level design is indubitably the worst of any main game yet. The Sevii Islands from FireRed and LeafGreen alone have more dungeons, puzzles and even enterable buildings than the entire Alola region.
>>32313357
Linear as fuck, no secrets, even things that look like they might be secret areas are either unexplorable (fuck that lighthouse) or are just a small room with an item.
Scenery is pretty good but that's all it is, there's no substance to it. One of the weakest Victory Roads, there's nothing but malasadas on TV, almost all towns have a big square of nothing as if they were too lazy to put a house there, and by the way there's like five towns, Po Town doesn't change in post-game. Divided in islands so you never feel like you've traveled far yourself with your Pokémon, instead you just took a boat and explored a bit then took another boat and repeat. Battle Maison 3, most new Pokémon are rare and you encounter mostly Kanto shit. No diving in fucking HAWAII. Why. No Bellossom.
Pretty sure I could go on but I think you got the point OP, Alola is a malasada that looks and probably smells good, but ultimately it tastes like shit.
And somehow, it's still better than Kalos. Fuck Kalos.
one of the worst wild distributions in the series
>visit a set of islands expecting a lot of exotic mons
>find wingulls and kanto shit every other step
1000 will be upon us soon.
First for cyan > red
>>32313260
"soon"
kek
They need to stop being scared of hitting 1000 and make more pokemon
Surprised they didn't talk about it during the direct considering.
When do you think they're announcing it?
>Surprised they didn't talk about it during the direct
>things nobody actually thinks
If they were going to announce anything to do with Pokemon they'd just say "hey, there's going to be Pokemon in here" because it would create way more hype than Arms and whatever else.
The Pokemon Company Nintendo. They'll tweet that it's coming out or something rather than let Nintendo win E3
E3 where the big games are revealed?
>Enter in your room
>See this
What do?
>>32313102
get it out of my house
>>32313102
touch the neck fluff.
>wake up
>see this
>what do
>>32313044
FUCK HIM
Wake up from the nightmare again
>>32313044
*Unzip*
Johto Journeys was the peak and it's been retconned...
>>32312812
>no more GS ball and no more Celebi
fuck, it was going to be the best season ever
>>32312812
The peak and the subsequent fall all at once, thanks to seasonal rot.
>>32312844
I hate that they did that. Biggest plot drop in all Pokémon history - not just Anime.
You have the oprotunity to replace pilachu as the mascot.
The pokemon you choose will be givin a light ball equivilant. A regional form for its evolution if neccesary. A unique z crystal. Tons of merch etc.
the only prequisite is that is must already be viable enough to be the new mascot. Popular or appealing enough to put pikachu to rest as the face of the franchise. Of both the anime and games.
I think jigglypuff could serve as this repacement myself.
Already popular from smash and the OS.
Basically the Agumon of the franchise.
>Just as cute as Pikachu
>Gen 1
>Most popular starter
>Has a "red is heroic" vibe, feels like the default Pokémon for a shonen protagonist and matches Red
>Kids love fire-breathing creatures that look like dinosaurs
>Its final evolution is overwhelmingly popular in its own right, like Greymon and unlike Raichu
or clefable
how it should be in first place
Growlithe
Wasted Items Edition
Prev thread: >>32304805
Screencaps of previous threads(thanks to sceencap anon!): https://imgur.com/a/7TfUl
Discord: https://discord.gg/wCv6pGE
Story so far: You are Ron, a human who one day turned into a Tepig. Along with your friend Oshawott, you started an exploration team, investigating a mystery of a captured Shaymin, a rogue Tapu Koko, and a dying world. Check the screencaps to catch up!
You finally set out on your next adventure, towards the Daisan Knoll in search of a mythical Wishing well. In your search for coins for entry into the wishing well, you ran into a Scyther who challenged you to an insult duel to show off your 'sharp' wit and complete his trial of sharp pointy things whatever I'm too tired to go back and check what it really was. Despite a rocky start to the battle, you pulled out a long chain of insults to score a comeback victory. Along with the coin prize, Scyther offered to join your party.
>>32312553
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.
Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.
Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing
>>32312557
Scyther: I am honored to have been accepted to your team
Osha: Yeah, that's... only because you haven't known us long enough. Give it time.
Nibbles: Hey! Chest up ahead!
Osha: Oh! Maybe that's Hopip's item from her quest?
>What will you do? 8 decides
>>32312601
Check if the chest is a mimic using flame charge
Post the most beautiful girl.
>>32312486
>>32312486
thats is my girlfriend!
Good or bad post em
>>32312424
Meme harder and use the catalog next time
>>32305289
>>32312429
Still shilling that shit game eh?
>32312429
That's the clover thread, not a fakemon thread. Well, it technically is but you'll get a warn if you post unrelated fakemon there.
Gen 8 confirmed?
>>32312382
obviously fake
>>32312382
>thinking that cover art is going to fool anyone
this bait isn't even good
>>32312382
Es falso.
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But I don't understand
>>32312311
Wow the last time i've seen fake leaks they weren't that shit. This is a whole new level of garbage.
I've been doing a nuzlocke on Moon, and I'm right before the Elite 4. Mort is only underleveled because he had to replace my Archeops(he died when I tried to U-turn Hau's Raichu). If I were to level Mort up to, say, 55, could I take the E4 without much of a hassle?
Mort beats a bunch of the E4's mons, and Zygarde + Lunala. You should be fine. Just level up the turtlebro.
>doing nuzlocke
>overleveling
>using legendaries
Doesn't this kind of defeat the purpose of a nuzlocke? There's no real difficulty if you go out of the way to make sure you stomp everything.
>>32312193
>>overleveling
tha doesnt look overleveled if I remember correctly