/vpmd/- /VP/ mystery dungeon

>>32304805
Rules: Periodically I'll ask for input on what you, Ron (and ONLY Ron), should do with # posts. Other characters will move autonomously, acting of their own will. Only posts made AFTER the post asking for a # will count. Up to 5 mins after the ask post, you can override the get with dubs. Trips can overide dubs, etc. etc. Only the first of each type of get will be accepted.
In order to give people a chance to have their suggestions accepted after get posts, dubs, trips, etc can now be overwritten with dubs of opposite evens/odd, i.e. a post that gets dubs of 22 could be countered with an 11, 33, 55, 77, or 99.

Keep note that actions can only be performed within the realm of plausibility. You can't pull out items you don't have, you can't use moves you don't know, you can't willingly try to kill yourself etc. etc.

Info sheet (inc. Moves, Abilities, and inventory): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FMmY3bDYUhif0da--HXa6SZxSC6TxiyV0tEWXC8Eo-k/edit?usp=sharing

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Have ron skip the zygarde quest to search for this guy

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>>32304808
Osha: Sharp pointy things indeed. Looks like our path is blocked by a thicket of thorns and brambles. Hmm... any ideas?

>3 decides

>>32304833
Flame charge

>>32304819
who dat?

>>32304842
Re

>>32304833
Ask rotom to pass through it and look around

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>>32304844
/ourguy/

>>32304833
Eat them

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>>32304873
Playin it smart. Props

>You ask Sparkles to phase through the thorns and have a look around
>"See anything over there, Sparkles?"

Sparkles: Erm... lots of thorns... looks like there's a big gap over here, but the thorns are making a bridge across it. Don't really see any other way over it.

>4 next

>>32304940
Flame charge into a hug with Slarkles

>>32304946
*Sparkles. Wish I could type

>>32304940
Push Osha into the thorns

>>32305000
Oh shit

>>32305000
>It's Super Effective!

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>>32304966
>>32304946
>You flame charge through the thorns and brambles, instantly igniting the dry plants in a massive ball of flames that would surely consume a large amount of marker ink were it drawn on a whiteboard

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>>32305038
>And run into Sparkles waiting arms for a hug

Sparkles: Oh! What a nice surprise after that ball of flame. Hugs are always so nice. Yes, I like you too Ron!

>"Y-"

Sparkles: Platonically, Ron.
>He gives you a friendly pat on the head.

Sparkles: Well, unfortunately the flames consumed the vine bridge. Not to criticize here, but maybe you could have gotten through the thorns another way? We'll have to figure out something else to cross.

>Any ideas? 7 next

>>32305080
Examine that thicc green ass on the right

>>32305080
Nake a chain bridge with your bodies across tge cavern. If you don't manage to reach, jump off to see how high it is.

>>32305103
Re

>>32305080
Have rotom float us across

>>32305116
re

>>32305116
Reroll

>>32305094
Re

>>32305094
Was thinking this too
Re

>>32305116
Its been stated several times that rotom is an incorporeal being.That is not going to work.

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>>32305127
>>32305116
Sparkles: Yeah, would love to, but still an incorporeal ghost here. Unless you have some tech I can possess.

Osha: Hmm, is there anything around we might be able to use?

>6 next

>>32305094
In that case do this

>>32305094
Reroll

>>32305200
Break down the pillar on the left and use it as a bridge

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>>32305200
Use the ass bush or shit log to float us across on. Just stick some random doodads in one or the other and it should be fine.

>>32305094
Rereroll

>>32305230
re

>>32305094
Rerereroll

>>32305215
re

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>>32305255
>>32305215
>>32305094
>The thicc ass is actually a tree that is slowly burning down.

Osha: Let's put that out before we burn down another forest and a bird's home and make them come after us in vengeance. But hey, it's a tree! We could cut it down and use it to cross the gap, right?

>You hear a disgruntled sounding noise come from the tree.

Nibbles: Hey guys, my armor is picking up some vibrations in that direction

>What do you think? Cut down the tree and potentially anger pokemon there? Or something else?
>9 next

>>32305362
>>32305223

>>32305362
Threaten whoever is in the tree. If they help us across, they can keep the tree. If not, we knock it down to cross

>>32305362
Talk with the pokemon in the tree

>>32305362
burn the tree with whatever's in it with sweet prejudice.

>>32305362
climb up the tree to check out who's there

>>32305362
Climb in the tree and sing loudly.

>>32305374
Re

>>32305362
Try to cut down tree but realize you don't know cut and give up.

>>32305400
Good,securing

>>32305395
Re

>>32305407
Reroll

>>32305362
Use that strange giant log peeking out of the bottom right as a bridge

>>32305362
Call out to the tree and tell the mons inside that it's burning and to get out

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>>32305411
>"If only we could cut down this tree... but none of us know Cut!"

Osha: Ron, I know Razor Shell AND X-scissor. I could probably cut the tree. Cut? I mean, what is this, gens 1-6?

>"...Is it?"

Osha:... I'm pretty sure it's not?

>Osha uses X-scissor on the tree

>>32305490
>breaking the fourth wall
Oshawott continuing to show giratinism

Op, do you have a pawniard and Bisharp figure?

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>>32305490
>The tree is felled and out of the treetops tumble a Fletchling and a Pineco!

Fletchling: Ugh. Dammit I was trying to avoid you assholes! First you go and burn up all my tasty brambles, then you go and knock over my home! I had the branches JUST RIGHT so they wouldn't catch fire when I burn stuff in my sleep. You know how many trees I burned in until I found this one?

>It seems mad. What do? 5 next

>>32305533
Apologize and ask if it's seen any attractive pokemon around

>>32305521
I wish. They never made figures of either. If the models site has em though I could try printing em
I'm reading the discord, I know what you want it for -_-

>>32305533
Recruit him with a hug

>>32305533
Hug fletchling and tell it you still love it after gale wing nerf

>>32305533
Tell it will never be the bravest bird

>>32305556
re

>>32305556
>>32305543
Re for both of these, in this order

>>32305556
Re

>>32305578
Re

>>32305556
Re

>>323055
reroll

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>>32305565
Fletchling: Oh yeah? OH YEAH? HOW'S THIS FOR BRAVE THEN??

>Fletchling uses Peck on the Pineco

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>>32305678

>>32305684
Rip

>>32305684
I can't believe everyone is fucking dead.
inb4 the explosion propels everyone eto the other side because reasons

>>32305684
ALL MY LIFE
BACOOOOOOON

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>>32305684
Nibbles: Ow. Fuckin ow.

Osha: Well that... could've gone better... but at least that explosion was conveniently powerful enough to propel us to the other side

Scyther: You have finally arrived. I have viewed your progress through my trial with interest.

Osha: Trial...?

Scyther: The trial of Blades. Or sharp pointy things, whatever it was called. If you pass, you are rewarded with a wishing well coin for entry into the tower. Such is the role of us tower guardians.

>>32305734
Touch its mantis butt

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>>32305734
Osha: Alright so, what do we have to do to earn the coin?

Scyther: The final part of my trial is to engage in a duel. 1 vs 1.

Osha: Fine, we'll-

Scyther: Ah, steady your blade young otter. Our battle must not only display the sharpness of your battle skills, but the sharpness of your wit as well!

>To battle Scyther, your attacks are powered by insults! The sharper/more clever your words are, the more damage you'll do!

>0 next

Use sketch TM to learn explosion

>>32305769
Roll for first insult below this post

>>32305769
Tell him he fights like a Miltank and Flame Charge

>>32305772
Re, also call scyther a faggot

>>32305772
re

>>32305782
Roll

>>32305769
Tell him he will turn into a red lobster and flame charge

>>32305772
Do this and then tell scyther he is even gayer than us

>>32305782
secure

>>32305772
you... you guys know explosion is already a tm, right?

>>32305813
Yes, but I want to loophole the rule of "You can't willingly try to kill yourself"

>>32305813
>OP doesn't know we are retarded

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>>32305811
>>32305782
>You turn your very valuable Sketch TM that could copy any move in existence, even those that aren't normally available as a TM, and turn it into a regular TM64 Explosion

>You run up and attack Scyther, calling him a faggot in the process

>>32305864
RIP that super-lucky anon who rolled for a Close-Combat mon

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>>32305864
Scyther: Hmph. I know those ears of your look fake, like they're just for show, but I didn't know the same could be said for the brain beneath them

>Scyther hits you with an x-scissor

>>32305892
>8 next

>>32305897
Make scyther uncomfortable by bringing up your infestation fetish

>>32305897
The X-scissor has awoken our inner /pol/ Red pill him about shit no one cares about!

>>32305897
Tell him that while you're pretty dull, nothing can match the dullness of his blades. Then attack.

>>32305892
Well, that one hurt, tell him his tranny Miltank like mom was fun to rape and burn his ass

>>32305911
...This really is the best option

>>32305911
For the benefit of OP tell us what an infestation fetish is

>>32305897

>>32305915
Shit that's good

Reroll

>>32305925
What OP does not know cannot hurt him

>>32305915
Re cause thats the only insult so far

>>32305944
But it is my fetish to see a fetish explained

there is an estimated 100 percent chance i will not get dubs

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>>32305969
i kept my promise

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>>32305911
>"Your bug moves turn me on soo much. I want you to carve out my insides and turn me into a hive for you and your kin!"

Scyther: I don't know what that is, but if you think it's an insult, your wit is about as sharp as that frail little spring poking out your backside

>Scyther uses Fury Cutter

Alright... let's try a change of course here. End o thread special. We'll collaborate here. Summon up your inner SamJack Scotsman and chain together the best insult you can bring together. You guys know scotsman threads right?

>>32306030
Give scyther the explosion TM and tell him to kill himself

>>32306030
ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN UP YOU TWIG-ARMED

*farts at him*
WADDYA THINK OF THAT MR

>>32306030
YA BARF COLORED

>>32306051
FURRY LOOKIN

>>32306030
For some reason I want Ron to use Mexican insults
>pinche puto cabron son of la chingada lame huevos maricon de mierda

>>32306058
LIMP DICKED

>>32306066
Sex master!...wait no shit...uhh Insect dicked!

>>32306066
BARF-COLORED
Don't mind me, just adding it to the chain

>>32306066
KETCHUP HATIN

>>32306074
GEN 1 PANDERIN

>>32306077
GENWUNNIN

someone tack on a finisher now

>>32306081
GOAT FUCKIN

>>32306081
>>32306086
WORSE SCIZOR!

>>32306085
EDGY INSECT

UNCLE FUCKER!

>>32306086
4 TIMES WEAK TO STEALTH ROCK

>>32306101
TYPE TRANNYING

>>32306085
Cheap plastic toy made in China

>>32306096
Shut your fucking face!

>>32306111
Nice finish with trips

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>You've had more than enough of this battle already!
>Pulling yourself up, you charge up your flames, inhale deeply and bellow:
>>32306051
>>32306058
ALRIGHT NOW LISTEN UP YOU TWIG-ARMED FURRY LOOKIN

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>>32306123
>>32306066
>>32306074
LIMP DICKED BARF-COLORED

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>>32306131
>>32306077
KETCHUP-HATIN, GENWUNNIN,

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>>32306136
>>32306086
GOAT FUCKIN, EDGY INSECTIN, 4 TIMES WEAK TO STEALTH ROCK

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>>32306136
UNCLE FUCKERIN, TYPE TRANNYING, CHEAP PLASTIC TOY MADE IN CHINA

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>>32306165
Sparkles: Jesus shit, Ron.

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>>32306188
>Later, after much time recovering

Scyther: I apologize for my banter back there. It is part of the trial though. Here is your coin as promised.

Osha: Thanks Scyther!

Scyther: I underestimated your ability, Ron. You baited me into a false sense of security before unleashing one of the greatest insult chains I have ever witnessed. That is why I failed. Truly I still have much to learn. Perhaps you would abide me joining your party so I may learn and grow in strength?

>What do you say? Let Scyther join?
7 decides

>>32306245
Sure. Also, ask Sparkles about how he knows about Jesus.

>>32306245
Walk away, but make your tail do sign language to tell him that he maw join later.

>>32306245
FUCK YEAH

>>32306245
Let him join

>>32306245
Yes but remind him of your infestation fetish. MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE

>>32306294
re

Let scyther join

>>32306245
>>32306255
Alright, he's joining. Secure in case I get dubs Let's make a list of all the things we have to look for right now:
>Close combat Tm
>Some decent Tms for Sparkles
>Two more coins
>A sun stone for Trap Buddy
>Now we have to find a metal coat

Fantastic. Someone make this list in the discord.

>>32306255
>>32306294
Both

>>32306294
reroll

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>>32306255
>Scyther joins the party! But you can only have 4 party members active at once! Choose someone to send back to the guildhose

>1 decides

Then we're done for the night

>>32306347
Send back sparkles

>>32306347
send back Osha lol

>>32306347
I guess Sparkles is going back? Have him tell us how he knows about Jesus first.

>>32306365
Shoot forgot about that.
Side exposition: He spent a lot of time around humans in the mansion back when everyone was alive.

I missed the thread and you guys wasted the sketch tm god fucking dammit

>>32306355
>Sparkles is sent back to the guild to work on his death laser with Spiritomb

TO BE CONTINUED

>>32306395
Thanks for the thread, OP. The insult duel could've gone a little better which was by no means your fault but the Scotsman finisher at the end was worth it.

>>32306419
>could've gone a little better
I'll say

>>32306395
Thanks OP. Sorry that we're retarded sometimes.

>inb4 >sometimes

>>32306419
I think I saw maybe 1 actual insult rolled. I had planned to have Scyther ask to join after he was beaten, but yeah... it wouldn't seem convincing unless he got hit with something big and impressive. Glad we pulled it together for the Scotsman thing tho

pls unequip the ghost armor from sparkles

>>32306714
It'll be equipped to scyther