>wake up >see this >what do

>>32313044
FUCK HIM

Wake up from the nightmare again

>>32313044
*Unzip*

"HOLY SHIT POKEMON ARE REAL WHAT THE FUCK"

>>32313044
Sell it.

>>32313044
Punch it for EXP

>>32313044
Squeeze chest fluff to make sure i'm not dreaming.

Observation: It has gone Mega. There is no way I could've done that myself. Someone else must've done it. What could someone possibly want to do to me with a Mega Audino? My instinct is to run, but Audino is not a combat 'mon, or at least I hope it isn't. Second observation: it is not in a good position to completely restrain me. It is possible I can get it off of me. Conclusion: I wait to see what it does. If it means to harm me in some way, I will have to get it off of me. If it doesn't, I start to ask questions.

>>32313218
autism

>>32313218
Are you me?

>>32313218
>It has gone Mega. There is no way I could've done that myself.
This must be the work of an enemy 『stand』!

>>32313218
this

>>32313218
INTP if ever there was one.

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>hide underneath covers
>keep a death grip on the covers over head to keep them from getting pulled back down
>weep silently

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>>32313044
hug

>>32313044
We'll bang ok?

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>>32313044
>realize Pokémon actually exist
>close eyes in disbelief
>nevermind it was just a dream

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>>32313044
Suck his dick

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Its my wife. Just a normal day.

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>>32313044
>>wake up
>>see this
>>what do

>>32313512
>>round two

>>32313512
Suck his dicks

>>32313512
-Where my bewbs goes?

>>32313512
Pretend to go back to sleep. The horny bugger will probably go at it again or will release me. Either way, wait until it decides that I am going to do nothing and lets me go. Escape or KILL THE MOTHERFUCKER.

>>32313044
Knock the bowl of eggs out of its hands and fucking run

curl up into fetal position and cry and beg for it to go away

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>>32313044
Run.

>>32313659
Wtf is this game?

>>32313721
Temple run for the PS4

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>>32313044

>>32313721
Pokemon Ranger

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>>32313044
fuck no, I already know where this is going to go, I don't want any of this shit

>>32313044
>be me
>wake up
>see this fucking shit thread
>comment how pathetic and retarded pokephiles are

Pokephiles are so pathetic and retarded

>>32313835
Pokephilia is /vp/ culture, don't fursecute us.

Gas.

>>32313901
wrong

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>>32313044
>>32313512
allow the succ

>>32313044
KO it for a lot of EXP

>>32313512
Do you have the link to the full album? I've been looking for that forever.

>>32313659
B-but he floats...

>>32313485
Damn whore.

>>32313044
Notice that my body isn't leaving an impression in the bedsheets, so that must mean I'm a two-dimensional stickman

>>32313736
jesus fucking christ

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>>32314065
https://exhentai.org/g/906720/e2027e6222/

>>32314227
Thank

>>32314227
Wait a second fuck you

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>>32313044
>sit down to drink wine by yourself again on a Friday night
>see this across table
>wat do

>>32314253
If you can't get past sadpanda it's not my fault.

>>32314255
Fuck her

But how did it mega evolve?

>>32314296
libido

>>32314255
pet it

>>32314255
Look away from her and wait for something to happen.

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>>32313901
No, you're a not-bronie.
You're going to die, heretic.

>>32314255
>"what, do I have a booger in my nose?"

>>32314324
xenos love

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>>32313044
cuDDLES

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>>32314255
Sacrifice her to THE QUEEN

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>>32314255
ask what happened to my date

>>32314324
Wow I love 40K! XD yeah I'm gonna show these pokefuckers whos cooler lol

Praise da emprah! Hahaha lol

>>32313512
Catch it
Report it to the proper authorities as a deviant Pokemon in need of special training and rehabilitation

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Audino is much better in regular form though

>>32314258
Fuck your secret club. I've been past the sad panda before. Everything I can find there, I can find somewhere else.

>>32315708
I hit the link and saw the photo but I'm still confused.

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>>32313044
Don't sexualize the Audino

>>32314783
Long Live Tsareena

Make friends.

>>32313227
How is he autistic? It's not like he wants to fuck it

>>32313044
Spank his butt before gently fucking him

>>32313044
Love her forever.

Panic because Pokemon aren't real, and I'm probably halucinating.

>>32315788
How can I not with such a perfect tummy?

Cry that I'm not the Audino.

>>32314255
Get up in her face and whisper "You will never be meta"

>>32315708
>secret club

It's not even hard, you're just retarded.

>>32313044
I don't actually see that because I am not in that bed. Nobody is, if you actually take a second to look at the picture.