>Enter in your room
>See this
What do?
>>32313102
get it out of my house
>>32313102
touch the neck fluff.
>>32313102
Do a 360 and walk out and wonder how I'm in the pokemon world.
HOSTILE! Put something between it and me. RUN!!!!!!!!!!
>>32313102
reveal my now fully erect penis
>>32313102
Why is my Eevee drunk?
Flinch and shiver in terror.
>>32313102
FUCK OFF YA STINKIN CUNT ILL KICK YA IN THE NUT I SWEAR ON ME MUM!!!
>>32313102
kick it out of my house and shut the door
>>32313102
Call out Zangoose and Brick Break its ass into submission. Then toss it outside.
>>32313211
>Do a 360
>Walk out
What does he mean?
>>32313925
>being this new
>>32313102
Capture it, duh. It's a pokemon, real or pkmn world.
>>32313102
fuck it all night until he becomes an Umbreon
get out my grass stone and evolve it into a leafeon
>>32313102
Don't you bark at me you little shit
>>32314097
>he
It's a grill
>>32313925
He's not-Michael-Jackson.
>>32313102
>Dagasi
God tier artist
Smack it outta my house with a heavy shovel.
If it comes back, I'm getting my French shovel.
Cuddle and snuggle with her. :3
>>32313102
Back away slowly. If the dog still sees you as a threat, yell and scream at it until it's backs off. Territorial threat displays are only threats if the animal assumes you won't stand your ground for a smaller animal or assumes you will for a larger one.
>>32313102
tell it to kys and then rub the shit out of that fluff i bet it's soft as fuck
>>32314776
that looks legitimately frightening please don't post it again
>>32313102
Tear her ass apart and fill her mouth with hot cum.
>>32314549
Suck his dick now
>>32314667
>French shovel
Why would you fight things with a white flag? Or there's a special shovel for running away?