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>>389443853
go play retail then and stop clogging up elysium

Who is this semen demon

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>kill 900 gorillas
>never get the quest item

It's fucking great. Pity they don't support it enough though.

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>>389443658
You tell me.

>>389443658
I do but Sony doesn't

>>388741418
t. sad perma virgin weeb

>>388741227
Kys yourself

>>388741418
haha so tru

>>389531495
third nostalgia bait
third overrated mediocrity
third actually good games

The only good games in that image are Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Galaxy 2.

wut game?

>>389443782
sony fucked up and put knack 2 up twice on the AUS store. one was supposed to be a free demo, but instead they uploaded the full game twice. once for full price and once for free.

>>389443873
o fuck you weren't kidding.
downloading GOTY right now

>>389530887
Ready to get your mind blown even further OP:
ARBOK
KUM__

>>389530887
Holy shit guys, I just realized what Ho-Oh backwards is.

>>389531003
Giragfarig?

>>389443596
wow what a dumbass, get fucked retard

>>389443596
Tajiri isn't even in charge anymore you scrub, he's locked in his autism room full of plushies.

>>389443596
its still atari lynx tier console

>>389443339
>shadow dragon
Anon, your tale has only began

>>389443738
I don't know what games to play, I don't know if there is a chronological story that I can fuck up if I play them in the wrong order, help plz

>>389443841
What you played was an almost 1:1 remake of the first game, primitive systems and all that, so by going (somewhat) chronological you can't go wrong
Therefore look no further than the Gameboy Advance FEs

>>389442910
Yes.

there's a few tools for this, I think joy2key is one?

>>389442910
Yeah, it's plug and play for 98% of games.

>>389442702
Because no matter how weeb it is, it's not ACTUALLY Eastern.

Also contrarians, as well as the very popular fanbase causing significant backlash from /v/ simply by existing, despite the fact that /v/ unanimously loved it during its Kickstarter days, which is how I heard about it to begin with.

As a general rule, /v/ despises great games that are also accessible. Gears of War? It's casual trash. Last of Us? It's, uh, a movie. Portal?
You get the picture.

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>>389442702

Because while they love to talk shit on other people's ideas, and wax poetic on their other ideas, they've never made anything, and never will. They try to elevate their own perceived position by criticizing the works of others.

So when some pasty weeb actually does walk the walk instead of sitting around and fantasizing about it, it brings their flaws into sharp relief.
But not only does the game get made, but it's universally acclaimed, and sells millions.
How do you think this makes the turbo neet losers that inhabit this board feel?

In addition to all of this, because the game is fundamentally goodhearted, and not a cynical mess of bile like so many people here, it twists the knife they feel that much more, the ultimate retort of real honest sincerity to all the sarcastic shit flinging that hides behind presumptions of irony.
All this, and a significant portion of the board is edgy underage, who like all children are greatly frightened of being seen as weak or not adult. And because they are of course immature, a game about being nice that is popular with children literally cannot be good, and to espouse anything approaching endorsement constitutes the reveal of the fact that they are children.
Because of their distorted view of what it means to be an adult, they have to shit on anything that isn't edgy violent shit that massages their underdeveloped worldview.

I fart into the face of God

>>389530646
No-one makes a comparison FPS RPG.

Everyone rags on Bethesda and their practices but literally no-one else tackles this problem.

>>389530646
I mean he was game director for one of the best rpgs in the industry, so I guess he's done something right.
He's a better businessman that's for sure though

>>389441969
I hope it's like that Roller Coaster Tycoon game they made in 2004

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>>389441969
>A park builder game that isn't shitty freemium trash (hopefully)
Thank Christ.
>>389442151
That game was badass.

It better let you make your own Dinosaurs too, or I'll be severely disappointed.

>>389441969
Planet Coaster + Zoo Tycoon + T-rex Chan.
HYPE

yes. mop was aight.

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No. I'll be playing Path of Fire.

wft i love warcraft now

>>389529547
Yeah F13 is like that.

Don't know shit about the game myself, but I only read Steam reviews for entertainment and negative reviews are always funnier.

Why the fuck does DRM matter if you buy the game?

>>389441631
actually its a teen game

>>389441724
>holy smokes!! zelda is T for Teen!!
>it's going to be so epic!!
>8.8!!

>>389441631
I want to be pegged by Telma.