>>389441631
actually its a teen game
>>389441724
>holy smokes!! zelda is T for Teen!!
>it's going to be so epic!!
>8.8!!
>>389441631
I want to be pegged by Telma.
>when wolf-Link was I announced I thought it looked stupid as fuck
>it's actually fun to be the wolf
>>389441754
>caring bout what Geoff gerstman thinks
>>389441836
This is a kid's game
>>389441821
uh, in what universe? playing as amaterasu entails
>mindlessly following stink trails
>tediously collecting those goddam tears
>walking up to a homing attack thing, locking on, and pressing A
>or if there's enemies you hold a button then release it
>also you can dig, but like the smell trails and the "platforming", it's boring a telegraphed: See sparkles, press button. Dance monkey.
ah man, but, you play as a wolf! that's fkin' sweet, dude!
>>389441631
>Hol up lil boy
>You ever been with a real woman?
>Shaquanika can take care of yo white ass
>>389441631
No actually it's rated M.
>>389441631
>This is a kid's game
I know.. i still wait for a kinda adult zelda like alundra for example...
>>389441631
Zelda has always been filled with sexual stuff.
Has any zelda game spawned as much porn as this one?
Reminder TP is the only time NA got the better box art.
>>389442275
Nah, the NA box art for MM and OoT is better than the JP ones.
>>389442393
OoT maybe but the JP MM box art is awesome.