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>>382991978
hopefully not another entry in in one of the easiest games in the history of gaming franchises. Seriously, each area following the "chosen hunter" and his excessively buffed weapons from assorted game locations as he fights brainless enemies has been less engaging than the last. Aside from the handholding, the game's only consistency is providing you with absolutely retarded, unchallenging mobs and allowing you to run through all of them without any combative motivation thoughout the entire game. All to make the difficult feel easy, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when From Software voted to make the game a PS4 exclusive; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for the souls series. Blood(bore) might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Final Fantasy 7 in its refusal of challenge, skill and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the Dark Souls games were good though
"No!"
The enemies were easy; but the bosses were unfairly hard. As I played, I noticed that every time a enemy went for an attack, he spent an unrealistic amount of time telegraphing an attack.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every second the enemy stretched his arm back. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope a several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyazaki's mind is so governed by outdated game design philosophies that he has no other style of challenge. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Bloodbore by the same Kevin-V from Gamespot. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Bloodbore at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to be virgins." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Bloodborne" you are, in fact, trained to never have sex.

>>382992020

what the fuck

>>382992020
Now that's a very passionate post.

europe is playstation and pc land

>>382991808
Euros hate fun, thats why they love Islam

>>382991808
no
the gamecube and the n64 sold poorly everywhere

What?

...No seriously, what?

>>382990867
NO ES FAKE

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>locked crystal infront of a save door

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>enter room
>music stops playing

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>boss named ??? hits you for 500 damage in first turn

You only had to do four of the things you listed to 100% so you're disqualified. Retard.

Thanks op, glad I didn't waste my time pirating and playing it for free on PC.

>>382990851
Not really Link's No Drop items(the screen where the guardian powers and horse armor are stored) is a trophy page. You have to fill that in order to "platinum the game". It's also the only place where your completion of the Hyrule Compendium gets noted.

>Schmup undressing
Well alright then. Name please?

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>>382990217
duno it was posted in a thread yesterday

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You don't

>>382989835
make multiplayer focus games

>>382989905
Is this coming out within my lifespan?

>>382989765
It's okay, her role was finished anyways.

Bloodborne's NPCs are pretty bad compared to DeS/DaS.

>>382989915
Yeah, although I liked how they played with player's expectations with Alfred.

>>382989765
>not getting the workshop and iosefka umbilicals so you can leave her and her baby alive
monster

because Nintendo doesn't make games for sillies who want to see their waifu's pores

>>382989727
But muh pore fetish

>>382989467
Nintendo doesn't reuse their assets for 50 games in a row

I so want this to be good, but the gameplay looks to consist of walking through set pieces.

>>382990563
>looks to consist of walking through set pieces.
From the trailer it looks like that, sadly. I just thought the premise for the game is really interesting since I'd expect a game to make you feel more the impact of a kaiju rampaging than any movie would.

To complete the game faster

It's easier to speedrun

>>382988306
/thread

>>382988156
It's in the works actually
http://tombraider-dox.com/

>>382989110
thats cool. thanks for the link anon.

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>>382989110
Even if he will finish it, it would be around the middle of 20's for sure.

>>382988136
Implying everyone has the opportunity to rip it from their PS3s.

Way easier to just pirate it anyway.

>>382988136

The PS3 version was already 4K so what's the point?

>>382988667
Being rendered at 4k =/= Being displayed at 4k

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>join match as dale
>fighting redcorn pro.jpeg
>uses fire water and smoke screen
>wife and son are not mine/loyal
>uninstall this dumbass game

i'm sick of you hank fags with your perfect families.

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Fucking dalefags with their instakill pocketsand

>>382987978
>no one bothers to git gud with octavio because of the steep learning curve
Pendejos.

>>382987924
Pachinko

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>>382987924
>The Solid Box: Contains every MGS game and is for XB1, PS4 and PC
or
>MGS3 Fox Engine remake

A man can dream.

>>382988457
This is the best case scenario.