Sony Computer Entertainment Files Trademark For “Bloodborne”

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>>382991978
hopefully not another entry in in one of the easiest games in the history of gaming franchises. Seriously, each area following the "chosen hunter" and his excessively buffed weapons from assorted game locations as he fights brainless enemies has been less engaging than the last. Aside from the handholding, the game's only consistency is providing you with absolutely retarded, unchallenging mobs and allowing you to run through all of them without any combative motivation thoughout the entire game. All to make the difficult feel easy, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when From Software voted to make the game a PS4 exclusive; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for the souls series. Blood(bore) might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Final Fantasy 7 in its refusal of challenge, skill and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the Dark Souls games were good though
"No!"
The enemies were easy; but the bosses were unfairly hard. As I played, I noticed that every time a enemy went for an attack, he spent an unrealistic amount of time telegraphing an attack.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every second the enemy stretched his arm back. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope a several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyazaki's mind is so governed by outdated game design philosophies that he has no other style of challenge. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Bloodbore by the same Kevin-V from Gamespot. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Bloodbore at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to be virgins." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Bloodborne" you are, in fact, trained to never have sex.

>>382992020

what the fuck

>>382992020
Now that's a very passionate post.

>>382992128
>>382992240
reddit tourists.

>>382992291
What's a reddit?

>>382992020
>ponyboys btfo'd by copypasta
Can we save /v/?

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>>382992020
>"No!"
Every time

>>382991978
>take two existing words
>remove space
>it's a trademark now

>>382992020
You forgot the part about how it took you less than 10 hours.

>>382992020
did George Wood right this post

>>382991978
>2014

No matter what it turns out to be, The Mark of the Conqueror is significant.

Before I say why I need to divide the Souls community into two general groups - Conquerors and Conquered - and quickly define both.

Both have basically been around since Demon's Souls, but the very nature of the Conquered demands that the Conquerors come first. Why? Because Conquers beat the path and light the way. Afterward, like mold or a rot, the Conquered seep into the community, ever at the heels of the Conquerors.

How is that? Either by a lack of information upon release or due to a self-imposed restriction, the Conqueror goes in blind. Conquerors embrace the challenge From Software has extended with each release in their Souls/Bloodborne Series while the Conquered abhor it. While Conquerors scratched and clawed their way through levels and boss fights, the Conquered poured over FAQs, Strategy Guides, Wiki Articles, Google Search Results, Let's Plays and How to Videos.

Therefore the Conquered subsist by virtue of the illumination spread over From's games by the Conquerors, entirely dependent on it. Overtime they've let themselves forget this, fancying themselves old hands as they bring their borrowed knowledge and tactics to bear on each successive release.

And then here comes f***ing Nioh, reminding the Conquered who they really are. And with little to no documentation in sight they hide behind s***posts so they can cling to that "gud" status they worked so hard to attain. Eventually they'll be back. Once the Conquerors have shown the way, that is.

And that's why The Mark of the Conqueror is significant. No matter how superficial, uselessly cosmetic or quickly outclassed it is, it still says I'm not >>382992020
. No, I'm a Conqueror.

>>382992020
>2014/04/29
>2014
>2017-3=2014

>>382992020
If this isn't a copypasta then you have some serious mental issues mate

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>>382992020
>2 endings within 4 minutes of each other

>>382992020
>video games are serious business

>>382992395
Bloodborne is a word, dumdum

>>382991978
In case you're stuck in some sort of time-loop, Bloodborne was already released on the PS4 a year after 2014. Hope I've broadened your perspective on the matter.

I hope it isn't some sort of Dark Souls clone.

It'll probably be released in 2015 though.

>>382991978
Bloodbourne remastered for PS4 pro

>>382992796
that's the fucking joke, nigger.

ITT: It's 2014

>>382992880
>2014

HELP

HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME

PLEASE HELP

>>382992880
I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to point that out.

>>382992578
There's no way he typed all that in one minute.

bumpo

>>382992880
PC'ucks WILL NEVER EVER GET GTA V

>>382994364
>red dead redemption PC when
Oh.

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>>382992589

>>382992020
autism

>>382991978
Its saddening how people still fall for this pasta