How do you fuck up this badly? God fucking damn it Relic you had ONE JOB
how come PC gamers dont like playing exclusive PC titles?
they only enjoy playing console ports.
Really makes you think...
Is the campaign "fun" at least ?
I have all 7 dawn of war titles counting expansion and haven't decided yet on DoW 3
Never played a DoW game in my life, is it good? What's a good place to start?
>tfw no FPS where you blow up other anime girls with rockets
There are Doom mods for that i think.
And also Gmod/HL/TF2 servers with anime girl skins?
I prefer third person shooters
>>376674340
Bullet girls is fucking garbage though.
Has Nintendo ever had the most powerful console in any console/handheld generation?
bumperino
yes obviously the gamecube and the n64
>>376673586
N64 was the most powerful, but it used cartridges
Let's make predictions about this game. Gameplay, mechanics, features, etc.
>>376673312
>those textures on the taxi cab
The Sonic 06 of Mario
>>376673312
can mario steal cars in this game
This shit is tiresome and condescending to gamers.
"We made this game with no gameplay and are charging you full price to see it because we stuck some females and ass in".
How can any of you stomach this
this is the weakest bait I've seen in a long time
congratulations, you're not even trying
>>376713486
The truth isn't bait. women are treated as sex objects in game but NEVER MEN
>>376713637
>NEVER MEN
thank fucking god, I wouldn't be able to stomach that shit
the gameplay is good though
What's your favorite game to play on the toilet?
>>376672923
4chan
Psht, I read on the toiled kiddo
>>376672923
cave explorer
STOP.
why is this anime so popular among normalfags?
Is it good?
>here, keep yourself busy with these fetch quests and i'll give you my paraglider once you've done them all
anyone else feel like they dodged a bullet by pirating this game
Go fuck a cactus OP.
Dumping screenshots of this amazing game.
>>376672849
>fetch quests
>from the old man
Every time I get sad that we'll never get another jedi knight game I reason with myself that it's probably for the best instead of just dragging it's dead corpse around until it's just a boring rehash.
I mean hell I felt even Jedi Academy was kind of pushing it.
I mean tavion just comes back and has a cult and finds a mcguffin sceptor that can give people dark side powers?
Like really?
That sounds stupid even on paper.
It would've just gotten worse if they made a 5th one.
Unless they drastically changed the plot instead of basically reusing the exact same plot the entire series used save for the very first game "Dark Forces" which is basically
>Dark Side user finds item/location that can bestow super mega death force powers"
>Don't let them get it."
You can excuse Dark Forces II for this plot since it was the first one to do it. Though I guess Outcast was forgivable since it had enough extras added in to make the plot interesting again.
Jedi Academy though is pretty hard to forgive, it had the best gameplay of the series but GOOD GOD was the plot boring.
I mean it's fun as fuck to play if you turn your brain off but otherwise it's overall a pretty boring game.
I don't know, what do you faggots think? Tell me i'm wrong or something. Maybe there's just some
>DEEP LORE
I missed that actually make JKA really interesting.
>>376672521
the scepter was really no different to Kyle just dumping his power and coming back later to retrieve them. Same kinda thing.
There wasn't really any deep lore, just Rosh. I don't think anyone's discoveed the secret good side ending because nobody would miss the opportunity to stab that dickhead.
Just play Movie Battles 2
>>376672521
>muh story
slice up storm troopers and sith without asking questions dumbass. thats how you enjoy those games
Has your time as a gamer ever netted you amazing freebies?
I got cute clothes from a guy online who thought I was a girl lol
this one time an australian anon gifted me one piece pirate warriors because it was like 70 cents on the Aussie steam store
Only when I'm pirating shit on my 3ds.
Be honest /v/, did you get up and start smacking your ass with a WiiMote?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kMnC7kTUd3E
>>376671778
Absolutely. I replayed that shit a ton.
>>376671778
You fucking bet. Even in front of my entire family.Until I realized it was much easier to just wave the wiimote around in a similar fashion.
>tfw when the "whoa"s come in
What's your favorite game that's at least a decade old?
What's the point of specifying that? Does anyone even have a favorite game that's less than a decade old?
>>376671654
My favorite game is paper mario and that's 16 years old so yeah. What the fuck do you mean is there a point in specifying that? Your favorite games that came out before 2007. Pretty straight forward, retard.
Super Mario 64.
so how is /v/ enjoying the new smash charachter?
>>376712685
People who think that special move inputs are what makes fighting games technical prove that they're bad at fighting games. They probably have trouble with DPs and think they're pros when they can do all their character's specials and supers consistently.
He actually makes SFV fun for once, too bad I'm fucking dogshit at his juggle combos I do no damage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwfoeY8LVbQ
He looks fun to play. He reminds me a lot of Cody
I've got Nintendo's E3 plans right here, baby.
>>376671578
Fake. It's not nearly blurry enough
Courtesy of your dad, I assume?
>>376671960
No. My uncle's friend.
How do I fuck yukari?
>>376671530
The penis goes in the vagina.
>>376671530
she charges like 5 yen
Get enough charm
and wait for the beach
then you're readyFuuka best girl btw