What's your favorite game to play on the toilet?

>>376672923
4chan

Psht, I read on the toiled kiddo

>>376672923
cave explorer

you dont take your phone in while you sit on the toilet

you really want shit particles and stink finger all over your phone?

>>376673138
You're already covered in shit particles anyway and breathing it in, what's the difference if it's on your phone too?

>>376673138
Even if it's a public bathroom, there's nothing wrong with using your phone in while sitting. The solution: touch all surfaces with your right hand, and touch your phone only with your left.

I just read on the toilet. Don't own a phone and mobile gaming on the shitter is a whole new level of autism.

>>376672923
Captain Commando

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>>376672923
>have post-cholesystectomy syndrome
>colon is high speed flume ride
>dont have time to read, since i finish in one push.

I mostly get dizzy and end up falling asleep after every bowel movement.

>>376673240
>he doesnt close the lid to flush

>>376673369
>public

>>376673369
>sitting down in a public toilet
Never fucking ever

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>>376673138
>Use phone while shitting
>Wipe and swipe using the same hand
>Rub my dick and balls all over it for good measure
>During break go up to cute female coworker
>"Hey look at these pics of my new cat"
>"Oh wooow anon, let me see, it's sooooo cute!!"

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Nut Boy Collector

>>376673915
Sometimes you really gotta go. If you use an assgasket it's ok. And don't touch anything with your left hand.

>>376673968
/devilish/

>>376673626
That sounds amazing.

I shit once a day at night. If I could fall asleep right afterwards, I might get enough.

>>376673915
do you rub your ass with your bare hands afterwards? what the fuck is the problem

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Does anyone else wipe their butt with their phone?

>>376673660
PROTIP: if you smell it the shit the particles are already in your nose. You'd need to have some sort of ovipositor anus trailing ten feet behind you to avoid having any contact with it.

So next time you take a dump hold your breath.

>>376674278
If you're the flume guy you could probably get away with is.

>>376674258
>wiping
A waste of time if you ask me when you might as well wait for your next shower in 2 weeks and wash all the old shit from the dumps you've taken in those 2 weeks at once

>>376674258
I just stick the entire thing in my ass.

>>376673915
Not everyone has a choice anon
I wish I could piss standing up it seems convenient

How much time do you guys take to use the toilet that playing a videogame is something that can be done?
In the time that it would take me to boot up a DS/3DS game I would have finished already.

Shitposting