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A bit of DIY.

No.

>>82934202

fixing his boiler

>>82935131
didn't he move from that shithole to a mansion in hampstead?

>>82934001

I guess nowadays it's more to show that the character is nervous or agitated, before it was a typical kids movie gag where a child who is now an adult tries to shave and sucks at it.

pretty much impossible to do that with modern razors these days

>>82934094
>tfw find out the razor is blunt when it cuts you

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>>82934001
>mfw I just now realized those are pieces of tissue on his face
>mfw I went my entire childhood and my adulthood so far thinking those were pieces of skin and wondered how the character could have fucked up shaving that badly

Idris Elba

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>>82933703
Fuck Barbara Stanwyck.

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>>82933703
Sass and professionalism
>>82934036
I wish

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goyim leave

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>>82933698
Better written character, better actress, much much better ass

>>82933698
I think it has to do with the fact that as viewers we share Carmela's hypocrisy, and we are reminded of our hypocrisy (buzzkill) by Skyler

>>82933698
When did Carmela have an affair?

So what is this, Roseanne with windmills?

>>82933397
flodder

dutchkino

>dutch
>kino
Choose one

THERES A BWC COCK THO FULLER IS BASED

Starz is basically premium BET.

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>show by a gay man
>surprised by gay stuff

>>82933172
WE

what trailer? How about a link you shitter

>>82933172
the evolved more hardcore nigger

None of these are watchable today.

Wait. You've ranked Bride at the bottom?

>>82932960
>were getting an awful shitty mummy reboot that looks like a mix of mission impossible +capeshit quips instead of a gritty, haunting movie that takes place in egypt like the original mummy with brendan fraser

>>82932881

Do you really think they'd tell you?

Did the adult children and numales already get bored of spamming 13 reasons why threads?

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If only one the wizards possessed a spell capable of erasing the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King

Does she have some diagnosis or syndrome or something that explains why she looks the way she does or is she just ugly?

>>82932730
She needs to be beaten up, raped, and then cut open and scraped out.

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>>82932730
How she so cute?

Only because Lily Collins is involved.

No because they basically showed the whole movie in the trailer and it's just going to be some green aseop garage.

>>82933101
>hasn't see The Host

>>82932600
She has a powerlevel of 6 million,,,

Supershadow has put Rey's midichlorian-count above Anakin and Yoda, so she's pretty strong. Kylo is at Luke's level.

She will probably become more powerful than Anakin and Luke.

no because my brain is normal

Wubba lubba dub dub

PLUMBUS RICK
BOOM

>>82932395
He was asking for it

>that whole scene between cop dog and the snitch who was getting cold feet
fucking traumatic, I can't see how this is suitable for kids

But he was a ghost dog