>character cuts himself while shaving

>>82934001

I guess nowadays it's more to show that the character is nervous or agitated, before it was a typical kids movie gag where a child who is now an adult tries to shave and sucks at it.

pretty much impossible to do that with modern razors these days

>>82934094
>tfw find out the razor is blunt when it cuts you

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>>82934001
>mfw I just now realized those are pieces of tissue on his face
>mfw I went my entire childhood and my adulthood so far thinking those were pieces of skin and wondered how the character could have fucked up shaving that badly

>>82934209
i think you may be retarded

>>82934001
Do Americans really do this? it never happened to me and I only see it on American tv.

>>82934001
what the fuck even is that shit on their face?

I shaved for the first time in six months a couple of days ago and I look like a faggoy

>>82934184
>he doesn't keep cutting with the blunt razor because fuck it
?

>>82934247
TOILET PAPER

>>82934285
do people actually do this? I just keep dabbing it until the blood stops

>>82934369
It's a great conversation starter at work.

>he doesn't intentionally leave his fly open once in a while

>>82934369
Nobody does it, I remember I saw it in some film when I was a kid and thought he just fucked his face up.

>>82934448
>once in a while
>not everyday without undies on
it's my version of showing off cleavage.

>character reluctantly stops shaving and just lazily uses a trimmer to keep a stubble because he's tired of cutting himself while shaving but it turns out he actually gets more compliments this way so he decides to keep doing it
lower effort and better results, why do people still bother shaving?

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>character gets ingrown hairs if he shaves with a razor

>>82935079
autism.

>>82934001
>character shows up to work with a bad facial injury
>"Jesus, what happened to you?"
>"Cut myself shaving"

im shaving for 13 years now and never cut myself.

>>82935681
omg are you a samurai?

>>82935079
I do this too

>>82934001
>>82934094
>>82934228
This happens to me atleast once a week and I never reuse razors.

>>82935911
Are you Michael J Fox?

>>82934094
>impossible to do that with modern razors
Unless you forget your razor at home and you have to buy one from a dollar tree while on vacation like the idiot piece of shit I apparently am. Don't trust a dollar store razor it feeds on the blood of morons.

>>82935681
safety razor fag

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>Character doesn't use a No Nix™ to instantly stop the cut

>>82934209

Are you me?

>>82935681
Same. I sometimes cut around my monobrow while shaving it tho.

Fucking scottish genes reee.

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>tfw I cut my ear lobe while shaving once

>>82934369

Some people do because they saw it in movies and think you're supposed to. You can tell they're retarded about it because they stick it directly on the cut instead of right below it, which soaks up the blood but will rip it open again as soon as you take the paper off.

>>82934209
>I just now realized
> I went my entire childhood and my adulthood

Are you a 600lb hermit or something?

>>82935079
Exact same experience here.

>>82934001
I hate it when I do that

>>82936309
Don't use a razor on your brows, just puck with tweezers