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Why does the church scene from Kingsman trigger /tv/ so much?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdG6gUUasVk
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>>83085178
Because of the lackluster choreography, distracting visual effects, and uninspired music choice. Combine that with the subject matter and the WOOOOAH ONE CONTINUOUS TAKE BRO and it comes across like its trying way too hard.
Also they made that agent character alive for the sequel again, so its retroactively ruined.
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What happens in the church scene? I saw this movie but don't remember anything about it except for the fact that it's been posted every single day recently for some reason.
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It does?
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What do you want to see next for Kiernan Shipka, career-wise?
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Greg Lansky retweeting about how excited she is to debut.
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>>83085138
An LS Magazine shoot
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Porn. Mainly anal bead genre.
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Who put the wormwhole next to saturn? Is it future humans ("they") that survived the extinction on earth so that they could save the rest of humans?
Is there an official explanation for this?
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>>83085000
plot
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>>83085000
Well the movie says we built this, so I thought that was enough dumbing down. But yes OP, humans built it in the future.
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It was love
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what does /tv/ think of this? 2017-05-23 06:06:57 Post No.83084901
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what does /tv/ think of this?
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I've listened to the song and viewed 5-12 OPs in catalog mode about the movie or television show or whatever this is
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Does Cummings make cummies?
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>>83084901
Interracial propaganda
Zack Snyders only good movie is 300. His visual style is overreliant on CGI, a technology that only looks good in motion with a lot of blur.
Good action scenes need both fast action and slower moments to build tension, which Snyder achieves by the use of slow motion. In 300 this works because there aren't very many moving parts, it looks artful with the silhouettes and the shining red capes. Compare this to the slow motion in sucker punch, while it does slow down the action it turns it into a nauseating experience with clutter abound and seemingly nonsensical slow motion sequences.
I believe he should move away from superhero movies and more into action scenes where the terrain is more monotone, like in medieval movies or historic epics.
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300 was kino as fuck. Severely underappreciated in these grounds
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The Spartans had full armor which is why they had such an advantage. I hate how they are depicted in 300.
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dawn of the dead is awesome too desu
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Free Fire and John Wick 2 came out today and those are somewhat high profile, but this is the most interesting looking VOD release today.
Anybody up for some cannibalism kino?
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>raw
>subbed
make up your mind
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but i can understand frog
why would i need subs you fuckin idiot
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>>83083939
Take your autism meds, leaf
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you can't deny that he's basically a genius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PlwDbSYicM
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>>83083703
Chronicle is the GOAT capeshit
prove me wrong
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>>83083759
i can't
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Max, did I ever tell you about the time your father organised a dangerous film shoot despite several warnings from experts, which resulted in the deaths of actor Vic Morrow and two children, and that because he was wrongfully acquitted, he had the opportunity to raise you, and that only nepotism allows you to continue your career as a mediocre screenwriter?
He was a good friend.
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I don't generally like capeshit, but if they make a tv show with our guy I might enjoy it. I just hope he doesn't wear a cheesy outfit.
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Le'muskewsummon
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He's a great supporting actor, but he can't sustain a series on his own. Loved him in Fury, he's a great punisher, but he doesn't have enough range
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>>83084036
>punisher should have range
Wrong. If I see Frank Castle crying like a bitch or having an existential crisis I'm dropping the show. He better drop more bodies than hiroshima every episode.
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Damn, never read the book and just saw this. Why did she HAVE to die?
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Some must die for others could live
An old rule of natural balance
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>>83083529
Not only this but how come the faggot couldnt imagine she was alive at the end?
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>>83083792
I thought that was how it was going to end.
What a shitty movie, it started off so nice too.
What was the point of the movie?
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What's the real reason it was canceled?
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only rural and suburban drumpfcuck retards like this piece of shit show
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>>83083462
Kaitlyn dever got too old and she was the only reason to watch
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>>83083462
it was as stale as your moms quaffs
BUT THE CIA TAKES CARE OF ITS DRUG DEALERS
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Does /tv/ like Sarah Silverman or is she just as bad as Amy Schumer?
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i'd fuck sarah silverman, not proudly or anything, but i absolutely would
i wouldn't fuck amy schumer
that's the only real distinction between them desu
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she allright
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before you respond reminder that she is a DNC headlining Hillary shill
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Shows you wish you had never wasted your time with
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Hell or High Water
>boring leads
>bad villains
>How did the swede stick around so long? was he blowing producers?
>gee, I wonder if this historical event will happen?
FROM THE PRODUCERS WHO SAW SHREK
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>>83083242
explain
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AWW SHIT THEY GOT AESLET?
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Why is he white?
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Power Rangers Movie
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>>83083232
Does anyone know when will there be a copy to watch online? I never got to see it in the theater.
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>>83083232
Was good.
Won't get a sequel tho.
FUCK.
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mighty morphing movie is top tier comfy. this looks tryhard
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what is his fucking problem?
no, really. what IS this guy's problem?
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>>83083223
He lived in the studio space for an extended period and procured a dead cat to play around with its guts and get a sense of what blood and guts look like in order to make his first movie.
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>>83083223
He has a problem?
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>>83083223
He legit hates you. Not joking at all