Does /tv/ like Sarah Silverman or is she just as bad as Amy Schumer?

i'd fuck sarah silverman, not proudly or anything, but i absolutely would
i wouldn't fuck amy schumer

that's the only real distinction between them desu

she allright

before you respond reminder that she is a DNC headlining Hillary shill

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She's way better than Amy but that isn't saying much.

Amy Schumer is like posting a 1.56 MB jpg, Sarah Silverman is like posting a 150k png.

>>83083552
this. plus id fuck her. i cant say the same for amy.

I'd fucker her but then immediately call a cab after I nut and before she starts talking.

>>83083511
This.
>>83083590
And this.

jews belong in the oven

we love Jewesses

She practically invented 'muh vagina' comedy. She's garbage

Schumer is funnier than her.
Not as a comedian of course, but in the sense you can laugh more at her.

>>83083543
i voted for hillary because im not a brainlet so thats okay with me

>>83083543
And?

>>83083453
I don't care for her comedy, but she's at least been in some roles I liked.
I wouldn't even want to be in the same building as Schumer

>>83083453
she has a drama movie with lots of nudity and some sex scenes. it's called "i smile back". you're welcome

>>83083453
Imagine being a jewess but withoutthe amazing tits and body

>>83083453
I mean I'd fuck her, but...

>>83083453
>Sarah Silverman

Who?

>>83083453
She's just skinny Amy Schumer with a bit more entitlement because she's been around longer. She isn't that funny, she made "muh vagina" comedy viable, and she's kind of a bitch.

>>83083453
She remind me of a cute funny girl who had a crush on me in 6th grade then dropped off the face of the earth. This is not the only time it has happened.

>>83083453
DUDE VAGINA LMAO!

>>83083453
I never found her funny. But she says more daring things. So she has that going for her at least.
She's all spice with no flavor. Can't exactly call her bland. But not tasty either.

>>83083632
it's past your bedtime

>>83083453
Her humor is slightly better. But she generally gets a pass because she used to be super hot and is still mommy hot. Schumer is a fat mass with a mouth and arms, so people hate her more.

>>83085204
Are you saying you are murdering girls that show you affection and dissolving their bodies in acid?

>>83085825
I wish. At least that way I'd be able to hold them while I try and forget the screams and the pain ;_;

>>83083581
back to >>>/g/

>>83083543
You're being ridiculous.

Silverman is more likable, lower key and imo cuter. she seems like more of an actual freak than schumer.

Amy is loud and abrasive. I don't hate her or want to fuck her but but her comedy feels basic and self centered.

>I'd kill Jesus again
I haven't seen any of her shows though

>>83087087
This perfectly encapsulates their difference, thank you.
Silverman sounds like she's legit weird, Schumer sounds like someone who decided to be lol so quirky after she realized she had literally nothing else going on for her.

>>83084679
it came 10 years to late

I want to fuck Amy
I have a thing for the weight

>>83083453
I liked her before she started waxing her arms.

>>83087285
What baffles me is how she never manages to get the weight in the right places

>>83083453

She looks much better than Schumer, so I will give her that. Also seems nicer.

Personally, I like her.

she used to be funny when she was willing to be offensive, now she's cucked to the SJWs and isn't funny anymore. Nobody can be as bad as Chuck Schumer though desu desu

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You tell me

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>>83087385

Amy is not even remotely funny in anyway and i don't want to fuck her. I mean if she was in my room right now climbing ontop of me yeah i'd still fuck her because i'm not a delusional liar who would say i wouldn't. But i don't actively want to go fuck her.

Sarah is not very funny but that's still a step up from not funny at all, and i actually want to fuck sarah pretty bad, she's hot.

So overall yeah i like sarah.

>>83083453
nahhhhh fuck this hoe.

>>83083660
how young are you anon?

>>83087414
>TFW you will never bury your face in her smelly condescending cunt
WHY EVEN LIVE

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if we're rating Jewesses ...

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>>83083511
Young Sarah had god-tier face, but even then she had shitty body. Now it' even worse, sadly

>>83088145
That doesn't look really shitty to be quite honest family.

>>83083453

I'd fuck her, but only anal and only if I could verbally abuse her while I do it.

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>>83087907

>>83088145
now that's a body i could store perishable foodstuffs in

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>>83088145
No body double involved!!!

>>83083453
Yeah she can be funny, she certainly worked harder than Schumer but still got jew benefits

>>83087865
I would eat her out passionately while she counts her piles of cash and tells me how hard women have it compared to men.

>>83083453
She'd be the Rolls Royce of 6's if she wasn't such a repulsive kike.

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>>83083453
She's like an IRL version of the Helena Bonham Carter character from Planet of the Apes 2001

>>83083543
wasn't she a Berniebroad?

This whole thread is pretty underage. Silverman is an OG comedian of the modern era, shes been around for like more than 20 years, she has a lot of great material if you're not cherry picking vagina jokes.

>>83083511
this pretty much.

Silverman is average looking but looks like the type that would let you go ram her ass, flip her around and go balls deep on her mouth.

>>83091418
This whole post reaks of an overly horny, lonely person.

I liked the Sarah Silverman Program. Solid dumb comedy.

Amy Schumer is dumb, but not in a good way. It's just cringe.

>>83091552
>Sarah Silverman Program
By the way does anyone know why she fired Dan Harmon from her show?

>>83083453
She's just as unfunny, but at least she was attractive at one time, which is the only reason we've ever heard of her.

>>83091564
Harmon explains it here:
http://uproxx.com/tv/why-community-fans-should-be-happy-sarah-silverman-fired-dan-harmon/

Basically Dan Harmon got fired for acting like Dan Harmon without having earned the right to act like Dan Harmon.

“We both had visions for the show. The truth is, every single thing he wrote was amazing. And that’s how bad it had to be that I was willing to give that up. I’m his biggest fan, and I fired him.” — Sarah Silverman

>>83092094
Thank you!
My friend is a huge fan of him and she says he's fried his brain with drugs & alcohol and can no longer write.

Is that true or is she just being a drama queen?

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>>83090514
no, that's kate mara

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>>83083453
I used to like her
Like, a decade ago. When she had her own show and wasn't infected the PC disease.I'd even say she was one of my crushes, but now I have nothing but disdain for her.