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Which Alien film was scarier, Alien:Covenant or Prometheus?
>https://strawpoll.com/awgx236
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If you removed all the superficial shit about xenos from Prometheus the film would have been terrifying. As is its just meh.
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loud sounds when something happens != scary
annoying bitch with her bf kept jumping in my row during these """"""""""scary"""""""""""" parts
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Neither are very scary. Prometheus has a fucked up haunted house vibe that's more mysterious whereas Covenant isn't hiding too much in terms of horror. I'd probably lean Prometheus strictly for the scene where the acid melts that guy's helmet and it collapses into his face
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Pirates of Caribean Dead Men Tell's no Tales post credit scene 2017-05-28 10:14:31 Post No.83296725
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I just watched movie and captured that last scene if anyone cares
https://streamable.com/kuhz3
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BIG MEATY CLAWS
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He really should let go of that grudge already
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>>83296725
Why would he be back? The story has gone to shit fk
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Could this guy be Joker?
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that isn't Michael Fassbender
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Wasn't he Rorschach already?
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he is a sub par actor
yeah...i'm turning this off now
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>>83296349
Go see Baywatch, real FANS are #pissing themselves laughing
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>>83296349
it was a different time.
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>>83296349
He was talking about you OP
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Can somebody explain to me why this was panned? 2017-05-28 10:02:29 Post No.83296331
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Can somebody explain to me why this was panned?
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pleb filter general as well I suppose
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>>83296331
Historical epics are no longer in demand. Shame.
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>>83296331
movie turned into a fucking comedy once those disasters started happening, what a fucking joke of a movie.
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>>83296331
The pacing is absolutely terrible and a lot of the characters are underdeveloped. You can tell the studio cut out a ton of vital scenes to make it less than 3 hours long. It desperately needs an extended director's cut.
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How come TTT and TROTK are such shit in comparison to this?
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tt is alright. rotk is a disaster
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because the story is contained in the first one
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Because they are action movies
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How did this film get released with the pacing it has?
Its so fucking bizarre.
We go from a slow opening with forced character development for like 30 minutes, then it goes full throttle out of nowhere for another 30, then it slows to a crawl for yet another quarter of the film before going straight to 100 again. Where the fuck was the tension? I didn't care about anything that happened in the film because every character was a superficial stereotype that had no time to grow.
What a fucking piece of shit.
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>>83295951
>why didn't Ridley cater to my baby attention span? I need explosions every ten seconds like in Guardians of the Galaxy. And where were the Pac Man references?
kys brainlet. The philosophy and thought behind the film is what gives it tension; if you couldn't keep up with the big words then it's no wonder you were underwhelmed
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>>83295951
>I'm too much a fucking pleb to understand the movie, the post
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>>83296029
If you actually read my post you'd realize I'd prefer the film to have a slower pace. As it is the film is catering to people with baby attention spans, and half of its running time is gunfire and explosions.
Have fun being a pretentious pseudo-intellectual who thinks Ozymandias is the pinnacle of human thought.
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Ever wonder what Peter and Brian would look like together? Well, here you go!
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Why not the other way round? You some kind of dogphobe?
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>>83295531
Why is he red though?
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PEDA
ITT: Pleb filters
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>>83295502
yee
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Probably the two least likable actors working right now. No wonder this bombed so horribly
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kinda wished they went for the original In the Air Tonight, but still I agree, I don't understand the hate
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Welcome to the Kino Spitoon, how patrician are ya?
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>>83295372
The Thing
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>>83295372
I go on /tv/, that should say everything. Most anons here wouldn't lurk here if they were truly patrician.
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>>83295540
And?
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>here bro, solve this puzzle
>c'mon, don't be a fag
What do?
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i probably couldn't figure it out
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Guess I'd solve it cause I'm not fag.
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looks like a dwemer puzzle cube
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>manlet
>fat
>not good looking anymore
What do women see on him
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>>83295243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQJgAXuz-QI
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>>83295243
He's literally made of cash
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>>83295243
Money
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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises opening plane scene? 2017-05-28 09:29:43 Post No.83295137
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Now that the dust has settled, what does /tv/ think of The Dark Knight Rises opening plane scene?
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Gains?
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/thread
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>>83295137
those are big triceps
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Absolutely trash film
Here's five good reasons why nobody should ever waste their time with it and why I'm going to skip that lameass sequel coming out soon
1. Harrison Ford's performance is completely wooden and possibly the worst of his entire career (that's saying something). His line readings reminded me of the dumb white kids in high school struggling to read aloud To Kill a Mockingbird
2. Character movements during action scenes are hilariously overexaggerated and unnecessarily slow. Thought I was watching fucking Star Trek, another virgin favorite
3. The "philosophy" is incredibly superficial and somehow even stupider than that of the mediocre book it was based upon. Dude, like what's the difference between them and us? Is hunting sentient people for no reason actually a bad thing (I guess white people probably need this nailed into their thick heads though). Not to mention all those corny ass "so deep" one-liners in the climax ("Show me what you're made of, Deckard" lmfao).
4. The random borderline rape scene where violent monkey Harrison Ford forces himself onto a woman and demands that she love him
5. The absolute shit special effects, obvious miniatures, and idiotic attempts to convince the audience that cars both fly despite the fact that they're only ever on screen using the road
6 (bonus). The Yellow Peril vibes to the idea of LA becoming Asian majority. Like oh no, a race with a higher IQ, lower propensity to crime, and better academic ability than us is going to be our neighbors. White people should be so lucky
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Great film, love it
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Pretty good film.
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>5. The absolute shit special effects
Even people who think Blade Runner is boring shit admit that it's visually stunning. The sets, special effects and cinematography are all 10/10. Don't try as hard next time, OP.
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>be Titty George Bush
>normies still love her
Why?
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>>83294734
I wish I knew why. I hate the entitled cunt. Robert Baratheon was the rightful ruler because he took the throne by force, and might makes right. Did the Targaryens receive the throne as a gift in the distant past? Fuck no, they took it, too. I'd like khaqueefi more if she got over her "we wuz kangs" and just said admitted she was a greedy twat who wants glory and power for the sake of glory and power and not because she's entitled to them.
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>raped
>stronk female
>fuck ur patriarchy
>fuck ur slavery
>chosen one
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She wasn't supposed to be a ruler. She was abused by males. She became a ruler despite this. She broke the boundaries. She shattered the ceiling. She ascended.
It isn't hard to understand. My question is, what are your motives in asking this question, retard?