>Wonder Woman speaks many languages but doesn't know how the world outside her safe space actually works.
Because she was stuck on an island and only read books & trained to kill the time perhaps?
>Someone has to explain her how people act and dress -- MANSPLAINING ZOMG!!
Yeah, no... you can't learn everything from books. Especially if you have been locked away for a few centuries on a fucking island.
So, this is the entire theme for that review and eventually calls it not feminist enough to be a good film.
Yes, you've read that right... not feminist enough.
who cares
>>83549394
You do, actually.
>>83549373
Those thighs though.
What did he do for 23 years?
Nothing! He did nothing!
>>83549354
He posted this thread on /tv/ every day.
>>83549354
What did I do for 21 years?
Hold me guys
>>83549235
4 2 3 1
>>83549235
4 3 2 1
>>83549235
3 2 4 1
Why do I like this movie so much?
Music
You're a pleb
>>83549032
Greatest cinematic work of the '10s.
why are they showing us the whole movie??????
>>83548981
Oh yeah? How does it end?
Bcuz they know you'll still watch it
>>83548981
Yeah seriously. I think there's like 5 trailers out now? Do they really need this much marketing for a Spider-Man movie?
what KINO haven't you seen?
>>83548825
I still haven't got around to watching Citizen Kane and the Godfather trilogy 2bh
I've seen thousands of movies but rarely anything that was made earlier than 1980 for some reason with some exceptions like Star Wars. Some classics that I haven't seen and have no interest either because I don't like how corny old films are:
>Raiders of Lost Ark
>One Flew Over the Cuck's Nest
>Strangelove
>all of the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns
>Taxi driver
>Citizen Kane
>Jaws
>>83548825
me neither
>>83548909
you're missing out on some good stuff bud
Just came back from pic related, didnt plan on watching it, friend suggested we go to it and i agreed without checking the trailer or what score it got first, monumental mistake, it was the worst thing i've seen in the past 10 years, ask me anything.
Is Emma still a horrible actress?
Did you pay for the ticket?
>>83548717
Yes, incredibly so.
>>83548768
i did, i regret it immensely, if someone paid me to watch it still wouldn't have been worth it
If they wanted teen mutant why not use Jubilee or Kitty Pryde?
No clue. Bryan Singer probably had a fetish for the character Rogue.
Cheapest special effects, and tragic backstory which pleb directors think makes for better characters.
>>83548574
Rogue is more popular than both of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5XkVDVHpVo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_gUQeZcB8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeaH_0NRDZw
What did he mean by this?
>>83547934
Is Norm the quintessential Reddit filter?
>>83548786
in the sense that he is liked or disliked in reddit?
9/11
>it's a Mike and Jay belittle their critics and fans episode
>So, Jay, what did you think of this movie?
>Well, Mike, I hated it.
>Really, I thought it was great.
>Well, I didn't HATE it...
>jay sucking at video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHV4PmDyglc
>>83547907
>it's a faggot anon gets butthurt over literally nothing episode
>Britbong TV license fees payed for this
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p05402xs
>>83547857
Oh wow it's real. I thought this was just a joke image.
>You'll soon need to sign in. It's quick & easy.
>And we'll keep you signed in.
>Sign in or Register
Why sign in to the BBC?
The BBC is literally nothing but a paedohphile ring. Very few people watch it and even less support it. I fucking hate them.
>>83549365
Nice fiction, anon.
If all he wanted was fucking around, sailing forever, couldn't he just get the Barbossa curse instead of trying to take over the Flying Dutch? It didn't look like he care about consequences, and the former is a lot easier to get compared to the latter. Let's count pros and cons of both.
Barbossa:
>+immortal
>+can land any time
>+doesn't feel pain
>+can do whatever the fuck he wants without turning into Cthulhu
>-can't eat
>-can't drink
>-can't get a boner (?)
Davy Jones:
>+immortal
>+has some weird powers
>+can control the kraken
>+Flying Dutch is better than the Black Pearl
>-forced to work as Charon
>-if he doesn't he and his mates turn into freaks
>- can land only once every ten years
What would you choose?
Both are shit desu but if i got no choice then I'll choose Barbossa over Davy Jones everytime. I already have skeleton inside so now i can be a skeleton outside. Spooktakular.
>>83547589
davy can drink rum, smoke, no worries about munity, and eat apples
>>83547848
>no worries about munity
[citation needed]
With the Barbossa's one you don't need to curse your crew too, you can just be Captain Skellington.
>character yells "NOOOOOO"
>switch to far-away view
>Character aims a gun at someone
>*BANG*
>Shot of birds flying out of a tree
>>83547525
there's already an autism frog thread up, faggot
>>83547908
>the good guy is about the get shot
>BANG
>third character we thought wouldn't make it in time shot the bad guy
Does anyone else use this site SIGNIFICANTLY less now that the boards are gone?
That site only comes in handy for brief plot synopsis' (Letterboxd does this better) and cast/crew credits.
Pic related has better tastes when it comes to user scores and reviews.
Yeah. Moviechat isn't the same.
>>83547518
I used to go there. Where does everyone go to discuss film now? Surely not here.
wtf the fuck happened?
No fun allowed
STOP IT. YOU'RE ALL BEING CRITICS. MY FANS LOVE THIS MOVIE.
>>83547084
HUGE disconnect between CRITICS and FANS