>get asked to look after nephew for an afternoon
>decide to put him in front of TV
>he specifically requests to watch this
>put it on in the background and so my own thing
>after a couple of episodes actually start to watch it
>it's not bad.
Am I alone in this? Is this kino? Should I just kill myself?
It's a gem that somehow slipped past Disney's censors. Keep watching.
>>83669533
it's good if you're a pathetic /co/mbler retard with no taste. congrats
it's good pham
Did he really kill all those people?
i wish i could stab you in the calf
not only did he do it, he did it threetwice
>>83669518
Did I really get these dubs?
Did we like the finale?
>>83669390
Loved it.
>>83669390
Most everyone else did but me. I mean I liked it, but it seemed like there were way too many dropped plots in this show. So there's no new religion centered around Kevin? Everyone just moves on?
I liked it, and I think It was better than any of those options:
FIVE REJECTED IDEAS FOR THE ENDING
Blue-sky pitches from the pre-room notes that didn’t make it into the final season—at least not in their original form.
1. “It’s the end of the season. Oct. 14 comes and goes. There’s a huge massacre. Nora uses the LADR. There is a loud noise and then she kicks open the door and walks onto the street and there is nobody there. She walks until she finds an older couple that is surprised to see her.”
2.“Nora gets vaporized. We break her POV and she’s gone. ‘I guess she believes in us now.’ All the scientists high five. Then Kevin would come two days later and he goes after her. And none of us know if they’re alive or dead.”
3.“Kevin could use the hotel to find Nora if she’s died. Kevin’s shaman journey with Nora or maybe Nora is a shaman in her own right.”
4.“Nora comes through and there is an elderly couple. [They tell her] ‘Here is the deal, you can’t tell anyone that you came from a place where only 2% of the world population disappeared. It will destabilize the harmony. It was rough for a couple of years. Everyone lost everyone, but we have formed new families and new connections … And if we understand from the 84 people that came before you that world is a fucking mess.’”
5.“Kevin dies as a martyr. The only way to end your story is to take yourself off the table. Staged crucifix and then you have to go lay low. In this world Kevin is a grief-stricken messiah who is grieving and he never went and followed Nora.”
Why did they have to portray scientests as people with weird personalities in Jurasic park?
>>83669286
They were using cutting edge/rejected scientists to work on highly illegal or ethically questionable projects. Ian Malcom or w/e is sort of a pop scientist in the movie, think like a Dr. Phil kind of guy. His genius in the adventure is recognizing at the onset how fractals in the construction of the park have made its demise inevitable.
>>83669286
Possibly my favorite movie quote belongs to him
"God creates dinosaurs
God destroys dinosaurs
God creates man
Man destroys God
Man creates dinosaurs
....................."
>Implying
>>83669286
he was like a NDT of the day, minus the memes
just watched Wonder Woman
what did i think of it?
The fuck are you asking us that
this isnt gal gadot you stupid fuck its some instagram whore
>>83669188
proof?
looks like gadot to me
I've never bothered to watch South Park before but everyone kept sucking its dick online and in real life so I decided to watch Scott Tenorman must die, the "greatest episode". How the fuck do adults consider this funny? It was juvenile and childish as fuck, the humor was worse than an Adventure Time episode
>>83669140
It's one of those "You had to have been there" shows. Yeah it's pretty tame now, but that was revolutionary stuff back than.
back in the 2000's it was funny, unique and a never-seen-before-sensation
>bait
Do you like Rachel Weisz and the movies she's in? Are you looking forward to her upcoming projects?
>>83668901
I think she's a real cutie, and her acting doesn't bother me one bit.
Why did Yorgos bring back Colin but not her for Killing of a Sacred Deer?
>>83668901
After marrying James Bond she seemed to disappear. I'm glad she's coming back.
KINO
>>83668654
>>83668654
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MJjSY1KOtY
You an Ausfag? It was on TV earlier. Didn't watch it but I should check it out. One of the only Stallones I haven't seen.
>WWII
>be Jewish woman in hiding in France
>disguised as a French qt3.14 kino theater owner
>a Nazi war hero starts hitting on you
What would you do in her situation, /tv/?
>>83668606
>jewish
>woman
blow my brain out
>>83668606
ask for money
>>83668606
How fuck couldn't he recognize jews? They are so different from normal people
>characters sit around for 30 mins talking about shit not revelant to the story
>>83668471
>hurr but it is because symbolism
Good thread OP
>>83668471
QUENTIN'D
>Excuse me. You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
How would Marvel handle this scene?
>>83668279
hurr durr orange slices hurr durr
>>83668279
>Joker: yeah, but he's got two left feet
>Batman: Talk about a bad prom night!
>>83668304
Nice quip bro you could be a marvel quip writer
*blocks your uterus*
>>83668258
Wouldn't *blocks your sperm* make more sense?
>>83668258
>staying married with an useless woman
for what purpose
>tfw my sister is trying to get pregnant with her brother-in-law
>she thinks she's infertile since she's having so much trouble
>she goes to the doctor
>turns out she just has a large tumor on her uterus
>the chances of her living for more than another year are extremely low
th-thanks
how can one woman look this perfect /tv/?
shame her character is a fucking awful person
there was like 10 more attractive chicks on Friday Night Lights
>>83667903
Where is she now?
I always thought she was ridiculously good looking.
Also she has a cute voice
>>83668049
Are you being serious nigga?
Just watched all of the episodes of MST3K on Netflix. How does the new one compare to the original? Every single fucking episode had me on the floor laughing. It was hilarious. Not a single dull moment. Is the new show any good?
Mike > Joel
The new show changed things just because. Kinga is shit. Max is shit. Jonah, Tom and Crow are too fucking loud and it sounds so forced. Not the casual riffing of the classic that was so fucking comfy.
>>83667865
God damn it that makes me sad to hear. I love the way they all played off each other.
>>83667865
Is it heavy handed SJW shit?
Leave CarKino to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibHXoj8AZE
Stop trying to make Scott Eastwood happen
>>83667564
Okay, seriously. Where the fuck did all of Clint's charisma and height go to?
Jesus Christ, his son is so fucking bland. He should stop trying to be an actor star and just do some drama. Maybe there he would get farther along and maybe get some acting chops.
>>83667564
he sure isnt his dad