Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
the lawn
maggie's bubble ass
>>83745511
You dont just mow another mans lawn. I would have shot him on the spot.
>tfw no qt3.14 gf to survive the climate apocalypse with
Apparently she's a bitch irl
>>83745412
I remember thinking she was the perfect waifu. Now I realize she has a weird face.
>>83746488
How can she be a bitch irl, she's a fictional character.
pic related
wow rude
>Yeah, well I'm taller!
What the fuck did he actually mean by that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBEB9OSfeCA
>"I'll start with the water, thanks"
>waitress brings Gordon a glass of water
>"wow, look at this. Why does it look so wet?"
>he turns the glass upside down and spills water all over himself and the table
>"fucking hell it's absolutely dripping. It's like piss"
>he pushes a fork around in the puddle of water
>"I can't even eat it, look at this. Wow. Astonishing. It's not even cooked"
>>83745367
You got a few giggles out of me, OP. You did okay.
His first insults were probably almost accidental and impulsive and now he can't stop because it's a massive cash cow. He now insults people with premeditation and exaggerates everything.
/tv/ do you have an entertaining but still thought provoking film for this beautiful friday night?
>>83745361
Metropolis.
>>83745361
pusher
My GF Likes his Big Black Cock a Little Too Much (BLACKED.com, 2016)
JUST
dcucks on suicide watch
those symbols were taken from the alien race "KANGZ" who taught the black egyptians their language when they came in contact with them on the moon.
>>83745148
where is the light on the left side of his face coming from?
or is he just glowing?
Yeah, why? Isn't he the obvious choice?
>>83745140
good question?
>Irish
>James bond
go back to bed paddy
>>83745153
Just finished watching X-Men: First Class. I didn't even know this movie existed, or that he was in it.
I normally don't give a shit about X-Men stuff, but holy fucking hell. This movie got everything right.
ITT We predict how House of Cards Season 6 will end
I'll start:
HELP HELP THE PRESIDENT HAS FALLEN
>>83745039
all I can think of is MY TURN MY TURN MY TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Isn't his plan illegal? I don't think Bill could have been in the private sector if Hillary had won (kek)
I swear to god, SJWs are the easiest fucking group to pander to.
>hey bro i got this usb! can you put a bunch of movies on it? thanks!
>its a 2gb flash drive
what the fuck?
idk i used to get 500-700 mb movies online b4
not everyone wants bluray to watch a stupid movie
lmao you're the cuck everyone goes to for this type of shit
I bet they all say wow you know so much about computers anon you should take IT courses
jk that's me
That is like 3-4 movies of storage anon
ooooh myyy gooood
chaaaandler hehehehehehehehehhe xd xd xd
one of the least annoying characters tbqh
Something deep in your soul calls out to me like a foghorn
Jaaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
Jaaaaaaaaaaaniiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
>>83744874
Such a horrible voice, but so smashable
Any good asian horror films I'm missing? Recently got into watching them. Here's what I got so far on my list to watch:
>Audition
>Kairo(Pulse)
>Suicide Circle
>Reincarnation
>Ringu
>Ju-on
>Shutter
Here's what I have watched:
>infection
>Dark Water
>Tale of Two Sisters
Am I missing something good anons?
>>83744713
I'm in the same boat as you anon but haven't seen any yet so please accept a bump instead.
Is dark water and to2s any good?
>>83744751
Yes they are both very well done. To2s was amazing. Also I'd recommend Noroi: The curse. If you liked Blair witch, you will like this even more
>>83744794
Much appreciated anon!
post what you got
>>83744460
>>83744460
>>83744460
LACRIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA
LACRIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSA
CAN'T RAZE THE FRAZE!
You can't raise the Fraze either
>>83744426
It's pretty fucking embarrassing.
How many times will they try this?
Benicio Del Toro did Wolfman, that failed.
Dracula Untold was supposed to be another starting point, that failed.
Now they got Tom Cruise to start the shared universe bullshit and it still fails. Only this time they packed the pipeline with even more bullshit movies trying to repackage the universal monsters.
Obvious joke but...JUST
>Showgirls (1995), one of the great American films of the last few years. It’s Verhoeven’s best American film and his most personal. In Starship Troopers, he uses various effects to help everything go down smoothly, but he’s totally exposed in Showgirls. It’s the American film that’s closest to his Dutch work. It has great sincerity, and the script is very honest, guileless. It’s so obvious that it was written by Verhoeven himself rather than Mr. Eszterhas, who is nothing. And that actress is amazing! Like every Verhoeven film, it’s very unpleasant: it’s about surviving in a world populated by assholes, and that’s his philosophy. Of all the recent American films that were set in Las Vegas, Showgirls was the only one that was real – take my word for it.I who have never set foot in the place! -Jacques Rivette
I thought it was the best movie ever when I first saw it when I was like 11.
>>83744375
I know right?! So many boobies
>Movie is about skinny white girls with no ass
Why would I even consider watching it?
That's not real but I wish it was. Stellar lineup
>>83744034
If that's the monsterverse than what's Tom Cruise doing with Russel Crowe?
>>83744034
>king kong escapes
they will never remake this classic