>hey bro i got this usb! can you put a bunch of movies on

idk i used to get 500-700 mb movies online b4
not everyone wants bluray to watch a stupid movie

lmao you're the cuck everyone goes to for this type of shit
I bet they all say wow you know so much about computers anon you should take IT courses

jk that's me

That is like 3-4 movies of storage anon

>>83745025
That's enough for like 2 YIFY rips

>>83745095
>hey bro! youre smart right? can you fix my computer?
i just want them to leave me alone at this point

>>83745025
>sure thing bro
>throw usb drive in the trash in front of him and walk away

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Sure bro here's your usb back.

I can probably stick a few YIFY on there. He's not gonna care.

~puts hard drive frying virus on it~

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1MB, 1920x800px

Not a problem thanks to BASED YIFI

Convert all the movies to 240x480 avi files with 200kbps bitrate. I'm sure you could fit a lot of those on that.

>>83745880
kek no fucking way it was this bad

>>83745113
more like 7

>>83745078
if I notice the quality or the compression it hurts my enjoyment. I download bluray rips using THE BEST compression methods even if I plan to watch a movie on my phone on an airplane. what's 5 gigs in 2017?

>>83745880
a10 v10
thanks yiffy
greetings from bombay

>>83745908

it wasnt

hes memeing

>>83748390
yeah i was thinking that

He wants potato cam quality movies that are like 30mb each.

>>83745894
So are you cropping them vertically or are you rotating them 90 degrees?

>>83745880
For whatever reason I find this watchable.

>>83747364
Space I can use for porn

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Reminder anything over a gig is likely a virus

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>>83747364
>tfw to dumb to understand anything beyond size and "rip"
>the don't know what to do when an HD file lags

>>83745025
>sure!
>throw on a bunch of horrible quality videos compressed down to 240p

>>83745025
run your 20 GB rips through whatever video editor you can find to make them like 200 mb. if he complains tell him he's ungrateful.

>Hey man I already showed you how to do this shit yourself.
>If you want any of the movies I currently have there might be 1 or 2 that will fit on your USB.
>Yea, next time bring a bigger one I guess.

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>>83748942

>>83745025
Thanks to years of isolation I no longer get computer guy requests. Anyone i meet now if it ever comes up i pretend to be computer illiterate. Seriously fuck anyone that has computer guy requests

>>83748936
hdd space is all but free these days
>>83748973
>hd file lags
buy a computer that isn't from 1997