Why isn't he the next James Bond?

>>83745140
good question?

>Irish
>James bond

go back to bed paddy

>>83745153

Just finished watching X-Men: First Class. I didn't even know this movie existed, or that he was in it.

I normally don't give a shit about X-Men stuff, but holy fucking hell. This movie got everything right.

>>83745176

How's that a problem? Scottish Bond was a similar heresy originally, but the writer liked Connery so much, he gave Bond Scottish origins as a tribute to Sean.

>>83745140
>white male
>Bond

back to the united states of drumpft, cletus

He's too famous.

Is Craig due to one more film? Is there a short list of candidates?

Oil driller

>>83745176
There has already been an Irish James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, you pleb.

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>>83745526
there's literally nothing wrong with oil drilling
even the kkk approves

No, but I would get fucked by a dude. A room full of dudes, actually. If I'm going to stretch the butt open wide enough to accommodate a cock, might as well make it worth my while and host a party. The guests can have snacks and we'll have some music on, and everyone can socialize, and then open the middle of the room I can be tied down bent over a coffee table, and people can just sink their cocks in and pump load after load in me, gather round while the neighbor brings his dog in and mounts my ass, whatever. Just, make a fun lighthearted social event out of it. Have fun with it.

Actually this is probably how everyone should lose their virginity, in a fun easygoing setting with lots of people around for support & to help out, like a party, instead of in the dark, terrified, in pain and crying, alone with someone who is hurting you.

>>83746407

Made me double-check whether I was still in my own fucking thread or what.

What the fuck are you talking about? /tv/ is the worst fucking board.