>"I'll start with the water, thanks"
>waitress brings Gordon a glass of water
>"wow, look at this. Why does it look so wet?"
>he turns the glass upside down and spills water all over himself and the table
>"fucking hell it's absolutely dripping. It's like piss"
>he pushes a fork around in the puddle of water
>"I can't even eat it, look at this. Wow. Astonishing. It's not even cooked"
>>83745367
You got a few giggles out of me, OP. You did okay.
His first insults were probably almost accidental and impulsive and now he can't stop because it's a massive cash cow. He now insults people with premeditation and exaggerates everything.
>>83745367
is nino /ourguy/?
>>83745697
That's just the American show.
>>83745367
LOL OP have you ever considered doing stand up?
>>83746592
MILKSHAKE
>>83746621
NAME'S
>>83746653
BRINGS
>>83746678
NINOOOO
>>83745367
Topkek
>And this is where we keep the ice cream.
>Oh my fucking lord, it's all FROZEN?
>>83748354
>I wouldnt even freeze the dead remains of my dignity here