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All of them.

Monsters, Inc.

Skull Island

Monsters Inc
Roseanne
Speed Racer
The Big Lebowski
Emperor's New Groove

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>Best superhero movie

>>84033608
Zodiac/Memories of Murder

>>84033625
Snyder Trilogy

its so dense

>>84033506
Civil War? More like Civil Snore lololol

>>84033506
videogames look better than this

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>>84045041
You just KNOW

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>>84045415
know what

>>84045466
oh fug

WHERE EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD HAS A WAIFU

AND WHERE BIG GUYS

HAVE MASTER PLANS

>>84033448
Judging by their president:

>consuming fast food
>capitalizing IMPORTANT words like BIG and JOBS
>constant use of the term "hater"
>not honoring deals due to PMS

Watch American Psycho, American Beauty and American Sniper in that order and you'll understand what it means to be an American.

>>84033577
shhh /pol/ is nearby and they will hear you

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>>84044221

>Beware that Grima Wormtongue, Fredo. I once knew a man similar to him by the name of Alfrid Lickspittle that I met during my adventure to the Lonely Mountain. He was present during The Battle of the Five Armies, but instead of fighting with the men he instead dressed as a woman so he could go around stealing coins and other pieces of treasure. He would hide the coins he stole inside of a corset which created the illusion of him having breasts. It was quite humorous seeing him adjust his coin-boobs the same way a woman would if she was wearing an uncomfortable brazier, jingling and jangling all the while... When we found out what he was doing we tied him up in a burlap sack and hung him from a catapult. We let him keep the coins for some reason though. They were still hidden in his corset/bra. However, one of the coins sliped out of his corset and fell on the catapult lever, causing the catapult to launch him right inside of a troll's mouth just as the troll was about to defeat our good friend and ally Gandalf. Yes, the same wise and powerful wizard that you and I both know was nearly vanquished by a simple troll after his staff quit working because the emerald in it went bad. Turns out that's the source of his power. A little emerald in the top part of his staff. He must have gotten a new one since then because I don't think he's ever had the problem again. We never found out what happened to Alfrid Lickspittle after he was launched from that catapult. He likely was killed along with the troll. He was a good friend

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>>84044231

he's a strong guy

>>84033405
He's a bald guy

>>84033405
Mark Strognberg

>>84033403
no how bout we not.

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>>84033403
>INTP
>MBTI

These are from reddit aren't they? Is this a new b8? Posting like a redditor for (You)s? How do I get in on this srs trollin?

>>84033425
>posted 52 seconds after op

>>84033264
Too small

>>84033264
he's an ok actor

>>84033294
For you.

They retouched the mole.

She's a bad actress and too old now. She was cute when Community started but now she has nothing to offer viewers.

Also her tits look terrible.

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>>84044114
giv smoll jew mole gf

That's not something Louis CK would tell

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Do you ever wonder how much kids lie to their parents?
It's a lot, lemme tell ya, why just the other day my daughter told me she was going to the movies with her black boyfriend DeTroivus,
well naturally I was overjoyed, 'here's my daughter putting aside her prejudice and giving herself over to a superior black buck'.

I thought I'd follow her to the cinema, hey, with a bit of luck I'd see some hot interracial foreplay! So imagine my horror when - get this - I spot her with some WHITE boy, yeah, she was holding hands with this lily white nerd, I was pissed, she showed me that all her talk of being accepting of black people was just a lie, a big fat lie, my slut daughter couldn't control her innate racism even after all I'd taught her.

So what did I do? I ran up to my whore daughter and screamed 'YOU RACIST PIG, YOU WHITE SLUT' and took her kicking and screaming to my car where I gagged and tied her up, I had to punish her for this deception, I mean, I couldn't take it on my conscience to know that I'd raised a racist, So, I pushed some zolpidem down that two faced little slut’s throat and dumped her in a black ghetto, I explained the situation to some of the brothers there and they seemed very eager to teach her a lesson.

So there you go, sometimes you've gotta be harsh with your kids if you want them to turn out as good honest people.

>Louis CK, James Rolfe and a nigger walk into a bar
>they sit down. The bartender recognizes Louis
>"Louis CK? In my bar? Oh man I absolutely love your comedy! Big black dick right? hahahaha what can I get you??"
>meanwhile Louis can't stop looking at the black stud
>"Louis?"
>"oh yeah, sorry. do you have black cum"
>"what?"
>"i mean black coffee sorry. do you have black coffee?"
>"Oh yeah sure man of course"
>meanwhile James was about to go review the bar's toilet for his new youtube series, when suddenly a beautiful, gracious blonde girl comes in
>after a few minutes of looking at her, James takes the courage and approaches her
>"H-hi..I'm James...I was wondering if.."
>"...yes?" the girl asks, smiling, somewhat flattered
>James decides to just cut the crap, takes the girl by the hand, brings her to the nigger, introduces them and leaves
>initially confused, eventually they end up liking each other and leave the place together, which brings a big smile on James' face
>Louis, enraged, gets up, walks towards James and punches him right in the face
>"what the hell was that for??" asks the angry nerd
>"why did you do that you fucking asshole?"
>"what? are you some kind of racist?"
>"no you stupid fuck: WHO'S GONNA FUCK MY DAUGHTER NOW?"

doggo does a distress :(

Whats are sine movies aboyt doggi?

A N G E R Y

>>84033062
KAT FIGHT

KENNETH'ED

Is this how you get rid of teen steam?