*Louis C.K. walks on stage, sits on a stool. His face is somber*

That's not something Louis CK would tell

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Do you ever wonder how much kids lie to their parents?
It's a lot, lemme tell ya, why just the other day my daughter told me she was going to the movies with her black boyfriend DeTroivus,
well naturally I was overjoyed, 'here's my daughter putting aside her prejudice and giving herself over to a superior black buck'.

I thought I'd follow her to the cinema, hey, with a bit of luck I'd see some hot interracial foreplay! So imagine my horror when - get this - I spot her with some WHITE boy, yeah, she was holding hands with this lily white nerd, I was pissed, she showed me that all her talk of being accepting of black people was just a lie, a big fat lie, my slut daughter couldn't control her innate racism even after all I'd taught her.

So what did I do? I ran up to my whore daughter and screamed 'YOU RACIST PIG, YOU WHITE SLUT' and took her kicking and screaming to my car where I gagged and tied her up, I had to punish her for this deception, I mean, I couldn't take it on my conscience to know that I'd raised a racist, So, I pushed some zolpidem down that two faced little slut’s throat and dumped her in a black ghetto, I explained the situation to some of the brothers there and they seemed very eager to teach her a lesson.

So there you go, sometimes you've gotta be harsh with your kids if you want them to turn out as good honest people.

>Louis CK, James Rolfe and a nigger walk into a bar
>they sit down. The bartender recognizes Louis
>"Louis CK? In my bar? Oh man I absolutely love your comedy! Big black dick right? hahahaha what can I get you??"
>meanwhile Louis can't stop looking at the black stud
>"Louis?"
>"oh yeah, sorry. do you have black cum"
>"what?"
>"i mean black coffee sorry. do you have black coffee?"
>"Oh yeah sure man of course"
>meanwhile James was about to go review the bar's toilet for his new youtube series, when suddenly a beautiful, gracious blonde girl comes in
>after a few minutes of looking at her, James takes the courage and approaches her
>"H-hi..I'm James...I was wondering if.."
>"...yes?" the girl asks, smiling, somewhat flattered
>James decides to just cut the crap, takes the girl by the hand, brings her to the nigger, introduces them and leaves
>initially confused, eventually they end up liking each other and leave the place together, which brings a big smile on James' face
>Louis, enraged, gets up, walks towards James and punches him right in the face
>"what the hell was that for??" asks the angry nerd
>"why did you do that you fucking asshole?"
>"what? are you some kind of racist?"
>"no you stupid fuck: WHO'S GONNA FUCK MY DAUGHTER NOW?"

Seek mental health counseling op

Louie just can't help himself

Da BBC is too strong!!

Except for the fact that he makes an sjw mad every time he talks

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>>84033191
>>84033669
>>84033791
Wow, Louie's humor is nothing like this. Have you even seen his stand up?

>>84033191
What actually happened to this guy? I remember him being somewhat funny around 2010 but things started to go downhill since then.

>louis defence force

like clockwerk

>>84033830
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>>84034175
Hello newfriends first week here?

>>84034230
nah most of the people here are just mad cause the joke is shite unless you actually use his style. otherwise, you're just cuckposting

>>84033191
What does CK stand for?

>>84034525
Caucasian Killer

>>84034230
More like cuckwork

>>84034387
Was there any week when this meme was funny?