Moments when a show went too far
What kind of person would promise something like that?
I love the meta-commentary of black people expecting everything handed to them for free and how it's somehow the white man's responsibility to carry their weight.
This is especially prevelant in the scene where the black kid demands a check for $1000 for books.
Greg Daniels is a genius.
>>84398317
Micheal Scott promised these kids
Fuck off /pol/
What's the essential SpongeKino?
>>84397715
Help Wanted
Ripped Pants
Pizza Delivery
Pickles
Jellyfish Jam
Opposite Day
F.U.N.
Scaredy Pants
SB-129
The Paper
Rock Bottom
Hooky
Squid's Day Off
Something Smells
Dying for Pie
Patty Hype
Life of Crime
Christmas Who
Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy 3 and 4
Pressure
Shanghaied
Welcome to the Chum Bucket
Frankendoodle
The Secret Box
Band Geeks
Graveyard Shift
Procrastination
Sailor Mouth
Sandy SpongeBob and the Worm
The Algae's Always Greener
Just One Bite
Idiot Box
One Krabs Trash
Can You Spare a Dime?
Krab Borg
Rock-a-Bye Bivalve
Wet Painters
Krusty Krab Training Video
Chocolate With Nuts
The Great Snail Race
Mid-Life Crustacean
I Had An Accident
The Camping Episode
Fear of a Krabby Patty
Dunces and Dragons
Wishing You Well
Bummer Vacation
Spy Buddies
Roller Cowards
The Krusty Plate
Not Normal
It's a SpongeBob Christmas!
Plankton's Pet
Pull Up a Barrel
Two Thumbs Down
Bulletin Board
Mimic Madness
>>84397947
Damn son
post screencaps
>ywn be so charismatic and sexy that sluts are willingly going to suck their own shit off of your dick once you're done fucking them in the ass
how do i become as great as rocco?
>"charismatic"
>the exchange of money and/or drugs was not involved, at all
but i thought it was only smellz
link his twitch
Seeing as /tv/ is now a Christian board, can someone recommend some kinos with the main theme being Christianity?
But this is an Islamic board.
Last Temptation of Christ
>>84397654
Movies are haraam in islam my friend
t. Ali H.
Just marathoned 150 minutes of it, what did I think? What did they mean by this?
>>84397570
pacing was perfect, spookyness was perfect but was unsatisfying to me personally
maybe i'm just not a horror fan
exorcism scene was quinoa af though
>>84397570
This is really weird, but for the past few days i've been getting vague thoughts of this movie and how cozy and likeable i thought it was for some reason. I don't think that's the intent of the movie though, but it's great nonetheless.
Not too much to "get" thought, it's pretty straightforward.
>>84398202
>Not too much to "get" thought, it's pretty straightforward.
That's the worst aspect of the movie. I hoped till the last moment the Japanese man was just a guy trying to help.
Opinions on the new season? I like how they turned it into a straight up comedy.
>>84397501
I think they've translated the tone of the comic to the modern day and TV very well, I'm looking forward to seeing Herr Starr and other characters.
>>84397501
>>84397546
It could be very well worst show period.
It is not bad in "The Room" way
It is just bad.
I never seen something as unfunny with S trier acting and S stands for Shity not star/super.
I would even say that "angel" or whatever has best acting skills of those people.
Nigro woman has hands down the worst acting skills that i've seen in last 5years including bollywood movies.
It is the "Pull my finger" "fart!" "hahahaha" style of comedy. It is so bottom barrel that you really may think this "genesis" thing will slowly pull you to the hell.
>>84397501
The first two episodes were miles ahead of last season. It just feels all around better... better writing, shooting, editing etc.
I really think the Monday night time slot is going to help ratings so it won't have to go up against GoT.
>My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
>Good. Twice the pride, double the fall.
What the fuck does that mean
>count dooku
>count
>the Star Wars galaxy has a concept of English nobility and even speak and dress like Englishmen even though England doesn't exist yet and when it does it will be in a galaxy on the other side of the universe
I know you're just memeing but failure hurts more when you're overly confident. The line was shitty though.
>>84397449
No I really don't get it
How would anakins powers double?
What are some interesting creatures from myth and legend that have received very little love in film?
I think the Hidebehind would be the perfect candidate for a film. It's a mythical creature from lumberjacks tales that had the ability to to contort it's body so that it could hide behind even the skinniest trees. One was not able to catch more than a mere glimpse of the creature as it would always manage to hide behind trees or even the prey it was stalking, always keeping out of sight until an ambushing opportunity was found.
It would be the perfect thing to make use of those horror scenes where something quickly and unexpectedly moves in the corner of your eye. You could establish so many low-suspense shots where the thing would just move in the distance, completely unexpected and make viewers question if they saw it or not.
>>84397230
That's just a dog standing up
Why have they never made anything about dragons? They could look great with the cgi we have now
>>84397230
That's just a dog standing up
What would you do if you were trapped in a to catch a predator scenario?
Well, I wouldn't find myself in that scenario.
>>84397213
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>84397168
I would expect to be arrested, so I would probably try and hold Chris Hansen hostage for as long as possible. If that wasn't an option, as I was walking out of the door, I would do my best to evade arrest
>being a pedo AND being dumb enough to get caught
What I got is that Mr C is dead, Bob came out of him. Then we go back to where he came to earth first time, when americans made the nuclear bomb. Bob enter our dimension at that time, he was spotted by the tall guy, who decides to come to our dimension to hunt him I guess. Is it him that was incarnated in the smoking hobo or is he incarnated in the insect.
This episode was weird af
>>84397077
the giant created laura to fight bob, we dont know who the insect is but its most likely bob
>>84397132
How do you know he created Laura, and who are these hobos, I supposed they are other demons who came during the nuke but it was quite confusing
>>84397391
it was heavily implied when we saw lauras face in the golden orb, then watching it fly down to earth.
the hobos are "the woodsmen" they've shown up before in the room above the convenience store and when booper died, it seemed like they were recovering bob from his body, so i'm inclined to believe they're on bobs side. Now we see them hijack the radio and put people to sleep so the frogroach can find a host, thats why i believe theyre on bobs side, and why the frogroach is bob.
>China- 83m
>Korea - 15m
>Japan - N/A
Why didn't Asia care about this movie?
>>84396968
>Why didn't Asia care about this movie?
Because the main funders of capeshit are the American and European markets?
>>84396968
They already have media was strong women in it.
if you aren't a studio exec you shouldn't give a fuck what china likes
What does /tv/ thinks of Chronicle?
This movie is on my top 5 of favorite movies.
fuck off, dane
They didn't kill the black one fast enough
6/10 still
All that power and he didn't even rape.
>Baywatch was a flo-
He uses emojis like a woman.
Embarrassing for him.
Dwyane and Armond DP'ing your girlfriend whilst you watch.
Give it to me straight--what would cause the capeshit market to crash?
A real caped superhero
If all the cinemas burned down
The 2020s
Brainlet here, i have a dumb qustion
How come old movies from the 70,80,90 are re-released in blu-ray, HD, 4K, etc formats nowdays, with improved quality?
Like, how does current tech shows higher quality of stuff that were shot on old tech?Isnt the quality of the shot film dependent on the source that it was shot on?
Film is analog, so as long as they have the original it can be put onto any format in good quality. They were on VHS and DVD because those were the limitations of home copies.
Film is analog, so as long as they have the original it can be put onto any format in good quality. They were on VHS and DVD because those were the limitations of home copies.
>janhronsky
BANE?
Why does she wear the mask?