What would you do if you were trapped in a to catch a predator

Well, I wouldn't find myself in that scenario.

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>>84397213
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>84397168
I would expect to be arrested, so I would probably try and hold Chris Hansen hostage for as long as possible. If that wasn't an option, as I was walking out of the door, I would do my best to evade arrest

>being a pedo AND being dumb enough to get caught

Look man age is just a number

And that number is less than 3

I wouldn't say anything. Just walk away and ask for a lawyer. Most of the cases got dropped anyway

>>84397168
Try to be the most interesting predator in the show's history, enough so that I would probably get a Dateline interview out of it.

I would rape chris

>>84397168
I have cameras in my house like behind plants and shit just in case, so I'd just pretend it was a social experiment for youtube or something.

Honestly I'd probably start crying.

>Hansen: "What are you doing here?"
>Me: "Honestly, I knew what this was the moment I started flirting with NOTacopbutaqt10yo... I just wanted to meet you, Chris. I've... I've always loved you."
At this point I would throw myself into his arms in an attempt to get a hug.

>>84397422
What?

>>84397168

Debate him that there's nothing wrong with having sex with someone who consents to it and has passed puberty and that fucking a 14 year old is legal in a lot of the world.

TCaP has taught me the key to successful pedoing is to not explicitly mention sex in chatrooms and to pick up alcohol and condoms after you get to their house.

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>>84397459
Do more than that man.

Go full on dick sucking mode, he'll never expect it.

>>84397539
Kek. Seeing someone from /tv/ try this in person and on camera instead of behind a keyboard would be amazing.

Swallow the cyanide capsule I would keep in my pocket in case this scenario ever occurred.

>>84397539
>kid can't consent to having sex
>kid can consent to changing their gender
hmm.

>>84397337
The legal consequences are trite compared to having your face plastered on national TV and having your life ruined because now everyone knows youre a gross pedo

>>84397459
boondocks did it

i like ya, and i want ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way

>>84397647
sorry, i don't watch nigger shit.

>Take cookies
>Go to the beach
>???
>Profit

Compliment his appearance on the O&A show

What you do is you order a pizza to be delivered to the trap house. When the pizza boy arrives and gets questioned by the police he will either be arrested or released. If he is released he will phone you back saying what had happened. If he is arrested and held then you won't get a call back.

>>84397688
>tfw its some sort of setup or something

>>84397687
now, I see you choosin the hard way

don't make me ruin that butt

>>84397717
why the fuck would the pizza boy have your number?

He's just the delivery boy

I don't think it's possible to come up with what you would do in this paticular scenario.

I would turn to Chris Hansen say "mhmm nootka" and tell him to be very careful now, and just spout as many maymays as possible so he knows that I am on the spectrum and I could claim I had diminished responsibility in court.

>>84397853
>has never had the delivery boy call him and say DUDE I CAN'T FIND YOUR HOUSE

>>84397629
yeah but no one even remembers the guys who just walk out without saying anything.. they barely get featured. The retards who make a scene or say something stupid always become the memes

>>84397168
rape the guys and kill myself

>What would you do if you were trapped in a to catch a predator scenario?
Its just a prank bro

>>84397168
I was just going to the beach

>>84397528
What part?

>>84397168
What? No way!

>>84397822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgJ0t--hpE8
noone ever chooses the easy way

>>84397422
They don't go to your house, you go to theirs.

>>84397168
take a cheap hi-point 45 acp out and take chris hanson hostage, gun would jam trying to shoot at police, hanson ends up getting shot 12 times as a human shield, prison time for life.

>>84397337

I do wonder what percentage of these actually turn into something. I'd imagine that a lot get afraid of harsh punishment and immediately plea to something like "child endangerment" and don't even wind up in the registry.

>>84397168
Leave immediately of course

>>84397259
>NO FUN ALLOWED
pretending to be a pedo is """""fun"""""

you need to be chemically castrated

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The same way I get out of every imbroglio -

I WAS ONLY BEING IRONIC

>>84400330
You do realize the site you're on, right? No one gives a fuck about your virtue signalling.

>teleport behind Chris Hansen
>nothing personal oldster

>>84400361

Thanks for teaching me the word 'imbroglio'.