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What the fuck was his problem?
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Wait.
That was Bruce Campbell?
Fuck me, I have to reevaluate my life.
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>>84600208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17j0boPDeGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffAl6oCtJNc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDuupsaAA_8
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>>84600188
No boomstick
Name a better sketch comedy show.
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I liked Mr. Show and UCB more, but I'd take this one third.
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I watched reruns of this all the time in the 90s and early 2000s. I quote it like a faggot all the time, and no one ever gets the references.
http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/
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Meh. It hasn't aged well. Too much drag stuff.
Good morning.
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In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world.
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And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
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>so the enemy is this really bad German guy wh-...
>I think i've got what you need buddy
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>>84599877
>we need a futuristic looki--
>Already got 20 of them, sir
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>>84600342
>we need a futuristic shotgu-
>gotcha covered senpai
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>SOMEBODY GET THIS BLACK GUY A GUN
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Why this show gets so much praise? 2017-07-04 07:13:56 Post No.84599519
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Why this show gets so much praise?
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I am seeing a lot of people on social media praising this show or even describe it, I quote: "as the most important show of a decade"
Finished it recently. And while it is not bad, it is a basicly a simplied rip-off of Californication with less substance, more crude, Family Guy tier humor and shitty Humanoid Animal gimmick for more low tier situational humor.
Or maybe I am retarded and its 2deep4me?
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>>84599519
>Californication
>maybe I am retarded
people praise it because they pay $12 a month for it, or is it $15?
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>>84599644
I actually liked it. Especially first two seasons.
The others got worse, but they were enjoyable enough to keep me going. Hank and Caren relationship was well written (at least a the beginning), supporting cast was ok, dialogs was somewhat witty, The whole thing was like a nice postcard picture from LA, with just enough of bittersweet to prevent the show to look like an unbelievable fairy tale.
P.S.I watched it for free
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>>84599519
no you're pretty spot on
the plots are crazy overrated. "rich hollywood guy is depressed because hollywood is shallow" is tired as fuck
but the jokes are funny. I wish it was more like Family Guy in the sense that it should realize it's a funny show and it shouldn't try to be anything more than that.
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Why are American documentaries so shit? 2017-07-04 07:10:41 Post No.84599443
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Why are American documentaries so shit?
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>British documentary
>Here, in the jungles of Bhata-Tuthu, the praying mantis is in search of its prey.
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the praying mantis following a spider
>American documentary
>Guitar riffs playing in the backround
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDNT WANT ONE OF THESE KILLERS IN YOUR BACK YARD
>Rapid jump cuts of the praying mantis
>THE PRAYING MANTIS MIGHT LOOK LIKE A BUG IN CHURCH, BUT THIS NASTY MOTHER-SUCKER IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>More flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE SPIDER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE FURY OF THE MANTIS IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>More flashy jump cuts
>The mantis strikes
>Strange animal growling and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent footage is too boring for americans
>Slow mo replay of the attack in black and white
>AND ITS OVER IN A FLASH
>THAT LITTLE SPIDER
>SHOULD'VE PRAYED
>TO THE MANTIS
>Starwipe to next clip
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This shit literally doesn't happen
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>>84599480
It fucking does
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>>84599480
It does. Compare this to an attenborough documentary. Difference is striking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KWJC7RKykE
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Every single George Carlin bit is exactly the same.
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>>84599346
wtf i hate george carlin now
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>>84599346
Alright. Have a good night.
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That's because george carlin is the role model of every modern comedian. In other words modern stand up was pioneered by him.
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Is there a reason this always happens to Martin Scorcese?
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seriously what the fuck
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huh?
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>>84598961
>?
you know...
Is having a foot fetish a pre requisite to being a top tier director?
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>>84598807
where's that from?
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>>84599826
Solaris
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No but it helps
This show was pretty fucking mediocre.
EoE was good but the show was boring for the most part.
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didn't get enough big mech fights and the final fag angel sucked
also the mc was obnoxious in the way his development was becoming more of a baby backed bitch
it's weird getting a glympse at christian mythology from an external lense, wonder how the Greek feel
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>>84598744
>Kabbalah
>Gnostic Messianism
>Jacques Lacan
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I rewatched it recently and it takes its time to get going. The Shinji/Rei teamup with the giant rifle is the first really good episode then it's pretty much all great once Asuka shows up. I do find the start a bit of a slog.
>what's that? You don't have your own excel file to keep track of all the movies you've seen?
Fucking normies. I right my own reviews too.
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Why would I?
I know what movies ive seen and what i like.
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>>84598633
I have seen so many horrible films i wouldn't waste my fucking time typing up that shit.
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>>84598601
Someone has shit taste.
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>coming out in less than a week
>literally no advertising outside of a 30-second teaser and a cast announcement
I'm skeptical. Should the lack of advertising be considered a good thing and the show can stand on its own merits, or will this be an unmitigated trashfire?
I'm actually seeing it early at a con in Indianapolis with Adi "The Crow" Shankar in attendance, on the day it comes out.
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bump
also I don't actually know if its /tv/ related considering it isn't cuck porn
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Which one of them will be the next Christian Bale and which one will be the Edward Furlong?
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>>84598281
Girl will go the way of Furlong. Her parents seem like awful types who would whore her out. I doubt any of them will be a new Bale, but if one will it's probably the black kid.
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>>84598281
Left to right
Corey FeldmanIdris Elba
Wil WheatonMillie is River Phoenix.
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/tv/ am I the only one who watched revolution? I don't hear anybody talk about this show.
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>>84598218
I watched too but then it got cancelled
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>>84598254
It got cancelled way too early
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I watched the first couple episodes and liked it. Then a bunch of stupid shit kept happening so I dropped it. What a trash show.
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Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom 2017-07-04 05:53:36 Post No.84597949
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Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom
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So... with more elements from the original returning, how much can we count on JP2 and JP3 being retconned?
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None, I hope. You can retcon 3 all you want, but TLW is just under the first in terms of quality. I'm pretty sure the reason they filmed in Scotland and released the picture of a girl in a museum (probably private) is because the title Fallen Kingom likely refers to Hammond's legacy and maybe InGen or Jurassic World in general.Probably all three.I actually like JP3 btw.
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The only things you need to retcon are Sadler getting married to another guy and Ian having that annoying kid.
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>>84597997
The Scotland thing ptobably means it'll be centralized in Scotland on or near the Hammomd estate. Thus, we probably won't need to see Site B too much if it's indeed in the movie.