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I've always wanted to crack her fucking skull open

Low t soybois can't handle thicc bitches like marilyn

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>>86418340
she's thicc where it matters the most

>>86418109
>criticized BvS
>his film then gets anally ravaged.
>becomes a parody of himself
>resorts to r*ddit shit like this on twitter to stay relevant
Can't flak the Zack

>>86418109
Mallrats > Clerks I > Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back >>>>>> everything else he did

Hard to imagine Kevin Smith's taint did not give birth to Reddit

>>86418051
Can't you just not take it up the ass? Like, run away or something?

>>86418051
This is gay propaganda.

>>86418051
Films women will NEVER understand.

I don't think so. He broke the code so the next movie is just gonna be him being hunted all over the world cause we need to lose like a thousand guys

When he dies. I have a plot twist. Next move actually kills him along with the franchise.

>>86418477

I have a better twist: After John dies, a new gunman turns up, killing everyone remotely responsible for John's death. Throughout the movie you never see his face, then as the end credits roll the camera zooms in and ITS THE DOG!!!11!!!

Are you meming me right now anon?

>>86417842
who are you?

>4,649 days till Avatar 3

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>>86417683

Bricktop (Snatch 2000)
Hans Guber (Die Hard 1988)
Sheriff of Nottingham (Robin Hood 1991)

>>86419045
kiiiiiinnnnnoooooooooo

>>86417683
Bane (The Dark Knight Rises)
Biff (Back to the Future)
Keyser Soze (The Usual Suspects)

>>86417390
You killed your own thread by posting the best.

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I come across an interesting if not infamous website, seemingly as old as the internet itself yet never truly explored by the average mind.

*grabs a live chicken and bites its head off*

As I was saying, my journey for fame, fortune, and food has brought me to 4chan; known to some as the true birthplace of the modern internet. Specifically I find myself on /tv/, a den of the absurd, the dying, the reborn, and the contrarian; dedicated to the "discussion" of all that takes place in front of a camera lens.

*kills the last animal of an endangered species*

I see Aiden Gillen, a close friend of mine who has become a peculiar case; blossomed into somewhat of an ironic god for the ever sarcastic masses of 4chan. A simple phrase from his opening lines in "The Dark Knight Rises" immortalizes him in the memetic dreams of /tv/. Not long after, I encounter a scantily clad prepubescent girl who makes some vulgar sexually suggestive approaches towards me -- likely the work of the less reputable men who lurk in the shadows of /tv/. A fight breaks out nearby, two overweight men with poor hygiene fighting over the sexual history of a B list actress. I smell the pungent aroma of passed gas; it smells good. It smells like beautiful disgusting chaos. I'm starting to feel at home here.

*shoots a doe in mid birth and uses its umbilical cord to strangle the barely newborn fawn*

I ask the locals for their opinions of my own work on television and it doesn't bode well for me, I'm called a pretentious faggot and told to kill myself. The lingering insecurity of my sexual past flares up like a gazelle blown apart by a stick of dynamite, and I leave to ponder about my experiences with /tv/...and of course...find something to eat.

*drags the corpse of a homeless man into a nearby kitchen*

>tfw 19
>on my way to being fully bald by 23

>>86417224
Has never happened

>>86417364
This, that sounds much more like a shonen manga thing to have happen. Examples, OP?

>>86417224
Thor: The Dark World is literally the only movie I can think of where this happens, and that was not a good movie anyway

this book was shit

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>Adapting anime to live action

>>86417246
>book
>>86417147
It's a shame they never animated the Enma arc.

>>86417076
>all English language

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>tfw having a hard time picking enough films for 2016 to fill it up

>smoker
she's gonna look like lindsay lohan in a few years

>not barefoot

>>86416972
it's for a movie you retard

>>86416847
As much as I like Dafoe's kooky performance, Ock was definitely the better villain.

His character is more relatable and human, you can sort of tell that he's not really himself after his wife dies and he's sort of traumatized.

The one who's still the best Comic book movie villain to this day. Doc Ock all the way

>>86416847
Goblin stays evil til the end, no heroic sacrifice redemption bullshit

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>>86416773
We're not your fucking bros fag master
>watching shit

>>86416773
Gone Girl is incredibly similar, though Side Effects was a better movie.

>>86417552
Gone girl was fucking terrible. It had no substance

Because he wants to be a victim.

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She's like a younger Sarah Gadon

>the city of david beckham
deserved it desu

>>86416383
By nuking Hollywood

>>86416383
it felt a little soulless at times unlike older guy ritchie stuff. like the trademark guy ritchie dialogue felt stilted.