Post a better aged Hairline in hollywood I'll wait

>>86417390
You killed your own thread by posting the best.

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I come across an interesting if not infamous website, seemingly as old as the internet itself yet never truly explored by the average mind.

*grabs a live chicken and bites its head off*

As I was saying, my journey for fame, fortune, and food has brought me to 4chan; known to some as the true birthplace of the modern internet. Specifically I find myself on /tv/, a den of the absurd, the dying, the reborn, and the contrarian; dedicated to the "discussion" of all that takes place in front of a camera lens.

*kills the last animal of an endangered species*

I see Aiden Gillen, a close friend of mine who has become a peculiar case; blossomed into somewhat of an ironic god for the ever sarcastic masses of 4chan. A simple phrase from his opening lines in "The Dark Knight Rises" immortalizes him in the memetic dreams of /tv/. Not long after, I encounter a scantily clad prepubescent girl who makes some vulgar sexually suggestive approaches towards me -- likely the work of the less reputable men who lurk in the shadows of /tv/. A fight breaks out nearby, two overweight men with poor hygiene fighting over the sexual history of a B list actress. I smell the pungent aroma of passed gas; it smells good. It smells like beautiful disgusting chaos. I'm starting to feel at home here.

*shoots a doe in mid birth and uses its umbilical cord to strangle the barely newborn fawn*

I ask the locals for their opinions of my own work on television and it doesn't bode well for me, I'm called a pretentious faggot and told to kill myself. The lingering insecurity of my sexual past flares up like a gazelle blown apart by a stick of dynamite, and I leave to ponder about my experiences with /tv/...and of course...find something to eat.

*drags the corpse of a homeless man into a nearby kitchen*

>tfw 19
>on my way to being fully bald by 23

>>86417864
can you grow a beard?

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>25 and look like I'm 17, still have a 17 year old's hairline
>everyone tells me "dude bro ur so lucky brah you'll look like you're 25 when you're 32 brah"
>yet I still can't get laid with women my own age or 17 year olds

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>>86417390

>>86417988
the ol' tossed asshole

2 lazy to post a pic of based Kurt "best hairline" Russell

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>>86417390

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The hairline strikes back!

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He has a thin streak but he hides it well

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>>86417390
>>86419628
>23
>hair thin as fuck
why

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>>86417390
It gained enormous strength over the years.

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>>86419894
his hair looks different in this era. Wonder if he switched barbers? I forgot where I read it, but I read he had the same barber for decades.

Also, amazing thing is in a video, he says he doesn't do anything with his hair but push it back with his hands and uses "spray" on it. Don't know if by spray he meant Hairspray or something else.

>>86420405
Genetics.
Unhealthy diet/lifestyle.

>>86417390
I wonder if he ever got hair plugs or anything. If not, then he has God-tier hair genetics.

>>86420668
if it is my unhealthy diet/lifestyle, can it improve?
my father still has pretty great hair. he is almost 50. (any tips?)

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single handedly made the widow's peak alpha

>>86420789
>if it is my unhealthy diet/lifestyle, can it improve?
Sure, ask Google about that. The repair takes a long time and requires a complete and strict 180° turn in terms of diet/lifestyle

>my father still has pretty great hair. he is almost 50. (any tips?)
No clue about genetic stuff.

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>>86421031
i will try

>>86421018
That's not a widow's peak

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Alec (not even that bald) Baldwin