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Good red turn one one-drop when?

>>55333555
>feathers
>on an aquatic or amphibious creature in this case

Fucking hell wizards.

>>55333682
As if 90% of the population knows or cares that a spinosaurus type thing isnt just what it was in jurassic park, a cooler t rex

>>55332756
We're explorers.

>>55332756
Earth is going to end up as one of the myriad dreamworlds of the galaxy. All of Earth, networked with a planet-wide biomechanical nervous system, will simulate a rapturous, hedonistic society.

>>55332756
Well, not with that attitude.

>>55332424
>Nihlus is NE

he's TN

>>55335877
erm, no. Pure hunger is selfish by default, and selfish = evil.

>>55337291
He is not a man though, he has no control over himself. He just hungers and consumes, that is all he is. He is incapable of the thought that what he does is wrong.

FFS!!!!!

>>55332156
>The Imperial and Xenos alliance brought down the Arch enemy menace!
>>The Imperial and Xenos

Xenos helped Chaos way more than the Imperium.

>>55332156
Implying GW won't just spin it into a "Chaos lost but actually won" like they always do.

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>>55331363
>Draw a human
>Call it a halfling
Seriously, though, halflings, gnomes and dwarves are hot. Always loved Lidda in 3.5.

Cause they're at dick height.

>>55331372
>Draw a short human
>Call it a dwarf
I see no beard here.

that's right nerd, and there's nothing you can do about it

*gives u a swirlie, takes ur lunch money, then locks you in your locker so toilet water drips all over your nerd books*

PS: NERD

>>55331177
Whatever it is I already hate it, fuck you.

>>55331177
is this some flavor of the month popsci nonsense

>>55330815
If Good and Evil fight they destroy each other and only Neutral moral relativity and mindless Nature, red in tooth and claw, remain

Because the deities are retarded regardless of morality and hence why reality requires the existence of fedoralords.

>>55330838
did I say good and evil destroy each other?

No I said why doesn't good destroy evil?

>>55330177
me not really into minis, aren't those the ones that are specially small and harder to paint?

>>55330177
How big is the combat?

If he's stimulating hundreds of soldiers, good.

If it's for like dnd and only like characters, then bad.

>>55330177
>>55332460
They are even easier to paint, as there is no need to go in miniscule detail. It's harder to produce AWESOME work of art, of course. But a workable miniature that looks good takes way less time. I know folks who paint 15mm units in time that takes them to do a good 28mm mini. Also, it's a go-to scale for non-40k sci-fi.

Anyway, why scale would even matter? Either you are okay with figures or no. Are you that insecure about doing anything not totally mainstream?

We have a god in my setting named Super Retardo. He was once a mortal, being a doppleganger of one of the PC's, and was promptly cracked in the head with a shillelagh for max damage, which I, being an idiot, deemed made him retarded.

Then, for some fucking reason, I could not stop rolling threes for his attack rolls. I shit you not, I must've rolled five in a row.

Finally, we nicknamed him Super Retardo and he ended up dying when his arm got bit off in the chaos of battle, at which point my sleep deprived brain said "And the angels sung thrice, and Super Retardo ascended, our Lord of Threes ascending beyond holiness."

So, now my pantheon has Super Retardo, the God of the Number 3, and whenever someone rolls a natural 3, we all say, in unison "All praise!", because we must praise His Name.

tl;dr: An enemy NPC got turned retarded and became the God of the Number 3 in my pantheon.

God of Jesters, Fools, and Illusions.

I plan to have players have to hold off his avatar while he makes an attempt at the royal line of a recently totalitarian state.
Both parties are in the right and also in the extreme. Some Law-aligned outsiders will be either allies our enemies depending on which they choose.

Any of the gods that ascended by being supernaturally fabulous.

>Harken
>God of Hats, Guns, One-liners, Freedom, Slavery
>A dudebro cowboy with demons sealed in his hat and guns, Wakfu style
>Rides a clockwork unicorn names Mr Sparkles who has the personality of Eeyore
>Wished for an army of 100 aquatic vampire sorcerers to be his loyal servants

>E'niele Scorpius Octavio the Fifth of His Name
>God of Beauty
>Every article of clothing he wears is a gaudy magic item enchanted with a different effect, like lime-green boots that make the ground light up under your feet
>Has a cane of infinite wild magic encrusted with countless jewels making a rainbow
>Also has a parasol made of drow silk and the baculum of a red dragon
>After becoming a god, he went on to found "The E'niele Scorpius Octavio the Fifth of His Name School for Wayward and Fabulous Orphans"

>Tysandrel "Ty" Neighwiener, a.k.a. The Funslinger
>God of parties and music videos
>Has two guns named Bingo and Bango he uses to shoot fireworks
>Ascended when he got a critial success on a skill that forces people to dance and turned two clans of feuding hillbillies into a perfectly choreographed musical number

>Steven Wozniak the Space Cowboy
>God of Computers
>Has two sentient guns named Ziggy and Stardust
>Exactly what you'd expect from the name

And many more. I should have expected as much when I worked into the setting that PCs can ascend and become part of the setting's mythology.

>>55329697
Think low tech version of "Minority Report"...

>>55329697
A series of questions to help answer yours:
1. Exactly how common is this magic? You've established that nobles, politicians and administrators often how these abilities, but what percent of the population do they make up? For example, do law enforcement have ready access to divination (important for >>55329819)
2. You've established divinatory abilities as the primary determination for social mobility. How does one go about obtaining these abilities? Are there schools for such? (I would assume that there would be learning institutions, but that they would use divinations to pick their students via invitation-only selection, or something similar?)
3. Exactly how powerful/clear/certain/far-seeing are these divinations? What is the gap in divinatory ability between the top and bottom echelons of the administration? (For example, you could say top-level diviners can do readings for the next few days at crystal clarity with a 95% success rate, readings as far as several decades out as if through a dense fog at a 30% success rate). This is important for the dynamics between the parties you've established, as well as how much stock is put into these.
4. Are there any ways to blank yourself from divinations?
5. How quickly can divinations be performed? Are there enough resources to be doing hundreds of these a day, or is it more of a big affair for the powerful divinations? What does the country's total divining resource pool look like?
6. Is there a way to verify the divinations of others? IE, have the readout of a divination appear in a crystal ball, in the form of universally readable tarot cards, etc. This is important to see whether or not the top-level people can do so mumbo jumbo and just tell everyone to go along with it because.

>>55329697
>>55329970
My one contribution to such a setting would be the idea that all government officials with divining abilities should have official documents kept on them at all times, logging every divination they've ever made, as well as the actual outcome of the matter being divined to determine the accuracy of the divination. Assuming the top-level administrators are all crazy good at divination, creating spells to record this stuff should be within their capabilities. You could then make this a meritocratic prognosticracy where your political clout is dependent on how accurate your predictions are and what important divinations you've made.

No, Chad's supposed to do vaguely absurd things like parking sideways in the middle of the road, constantly beating into submission everyone he walks near, or making eye contact with everyone around him simultaneously. Not all of the notes on Chad, but at least one or two of them.

>>55329444
Okay.

>>55329496
Not that guy but yes, that's the point.

Take seeing his girlfriend sleep with another man
>Virgin runs away crying
>Chad runs towards his girlfriend & happily accepts this

>Virgin is a homophobe & constantly says "no homo"
>Chad fucked every man he sees & tells this to every person he knows

>Virgin wears extra clothes because he is cp;d
>Chad never worn clothes in his life

You have two choices:
> Talk to your players and ask them to change.
> accept that it's going to be closer to Cyberpunk Fargo with Swords

Talking to them is the only way you'll get them to change.

Choose a system that enables roleplaying and allows for failure to promote more than just "you don't get to do what you wanted to."

You could re-flavor Blades in the Dark to cyberpunk pretty easily,

>>55329355
>question for r/RPG
>posts on /tg/
How embarrassing

>>55329149
Have a servitor look through it and describe what it sees.

>>55329149
Dick in telescope.

>>55329266
FOR THE EMPEROR

Yea its late so i'm gone. will come back to thread later.

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>>55328697
4 interest.

Meh was expecting something much worse.

>>55328339
That's kinda sick.

>>55328339
>How do I provoke Stockholm
say something rude about people who live there

>>55328339
Maybe stop playing the game, dude