>A mysterious stranger has been training heroin-addicts to steal Magic cards
wat do
>>55353689
claim castle or stand your ground laws and shoot em?
then loot the burner and find out where the meet is and kidnap the MS, or shoot them too.
nothing of value is really lost (including me in possible jail)
>>55353689
You didn't need that hyphen.
Now, if you had written "heroin-addicted junkies", it would be correctly used.
Train crack addicts to steal Yugioh cards
For a couple of years it was gaining popularity (Innistrad, Bloodborne) so I let's do a /tg/ version with Blackjack and Hookers.
Post ideas and monsters you alwyas wanted to see in a gothic setting and something coherent will come out. Post crazy ideas.
Ideas so far:
All monster, vampire, werewolves, zombies and angels have the same source:
>A few thousands years ago a giant elderich abomination arrived to the setting planet. It was similar to a beholder, big moon sized eyeball in space.
>His method of nutrition was: send in oozing organisms that will integrate with local biosphere and slowly transform it all into handy bites for him to eat. Being a timeless abomination that cruised the stars it was not like he was in a hurry.
>Human alchemist discovered that thiss ooze stuff in small doses can be used to mutate humans while not making them subservent to the instincts imprinted by Big Eye and allowing the humanity to fight back. Vampires, werewolves, ginat monster were born then.
>But at best humans were defeating small servants, nothing could harm the Big Eye. Then humans discovered that Medusa gaze ability of certain monsters was not influenced by size. So humanity produced a shit ton of medusas and made them look up.
>The planet have acquired a moon!
>Even in stone state the Big Eye is an elderich beast. When the sunlight enters its pupil and is reflected back the resulting light have magical properties. During full moon the Big Eye project a magic cone that makes werewolves transform and have other funny effects.
>Medusas all across the word every full moon have to look up to the moon, otherwise the enchantment might wear off and liberate the abomination. And medusas are becoming extinct...
>>55353596
>This big war criplled humanity and this explains why it reached the victorian tech only now.
>In such a setting horrible monsters aqcuired power. All monsters derived from black ooze have to consume intelligent life to substain their magical powers.
>Some creatures like Gargoyls could be made only with alchemical procedures involving the black ooze, while others like vampires once the first one was made could propagate themselves. So mosnter population exploded.
>Humans risked extinction. So the most powerful monsters being resonable ex human they were decided to solve this problem.
>Church was formed. Humans wearing a cross handed by the church could not be eaten. Anyone who dissobeys was hunted by the church hunters and the local monster lord. And have to undergo a trial.
>This way human and mosnter populations can be controlled. Angels are at the top of the Church and they also are mosnters.
>Normal humans are unaware of all this but they know if you wear openly the cross you are protected from monsters. Cross ditribuitions is regulated by the church.
Sorry it ended up beign longer then I thought.
So now post your ideas.
The initial alchemists turnes themselvea into dragons
I will admit that I worked up a faux dark horror setting. mixing themes from Bloodborne and At the Mountains of Madness.
>feng shui Necromancers
"you can't make power flow through a living or working space you have NO business flowing it through a corpse or construct"
houses made by mages are always more desirable than similarly sized/appointed locations because of a higher than average level of good fortune presented by their construction...
> Humanity is one of over two hundred sapient space-faring species, and is known for being comfortable in earth's relatively high gravity
FTL travel for MOST species involves opening contained wormholes.
The species that don't use this method are unwilling to reveal their secrets to anyone.
>>55352942
>Alien races are fascinated by our ability to sweat, and often ask how we bear the sensation of self-produced liquid droplets sliding off our skin
> It's literally an opera, all dramatic dialogue is sung and no one takes you seriously unless you sing well
What's the deal with the undead /tg/?
Namely the type of corporeal undead that consume flesh and other humors on a regular basis: Zombies, wights, ghouls, vampires, etc. The necromancer in my Ravenloft campaign is dead set on finding out what happens with all the flesh once it's been eaten. Is it absorbed? does it just kinda sit in a zombie's guts untill the tummy fills to capacity and bursts? Or do they in fact have some weird functioning digestive system going on? What do you think, happens, /tg/?
>>55352854
I kinda like the explanation they gave in Attack on Titan, where a titan will eat a bunch of people then barf it back up when it's full. An undead doesn't eat because it's hungry or needs the nutrients, 'cause it's fucking dead. But it eats because the dark energy that powers an undead compels it to murder.
My two cents anon. Your necromancer is a faggot if this is his top concern.
>>55352854
>Dead people shit themselves because of muscle relaxation
>Zombies look like they are bad with controlling their muscles
>Probably they shit themselves all the time after each meal
>godwhy.jpg
>>55352854
In the case of a lot of zombie settings, it's pretty clearly more of a way to spread the infection than to provide fuel for the undead; you don't see them picking their kills clean, they just grab a bite and move on so that the corpse reanimates.
So, can anyone give any feedback on the flaws and undesirable elements of the following: https://pastebin.com/ThdwTDbe
let's bump this a few times
>>55352778
Background: Please add a description on what constitutes "positive", what constitutes "negative".
Belief: The way you wrote the classification of this implies that a character/player either acts on their Beliefs or not (read: binary state). Are you sure you don't want an undefined grey zone here? You'd have to provide a detailed description on what is covered by said beliefs, or suffer stress by doing things that are just not mentioned in the description.
What is a "better outcome"?
Flaw: What "Crash Course"? Filling the stress gauge? Besides that, this is fine.
Secret, Regret and Fear:
I presume that "defend from fear" means that the character successfully managed to not face the source of his/her fear, correct?
You can't "overcome" a secret, in this case it would be preserve.
What is this about? Also, continue.
>>55352778
What system is this designed for, anon? Give us something to work with. If it's bog standard D&D then it seems like an overcomplicated solution to a problem nobody asked about.
Do you guys have some character art about stone warriors or stone people?
>>55352742
Jeez, you first.
>>55352742
there's a character art thread over here
>>55353257
go take your shitty request there instead of making a new thread
I'm looking for pictures of fairies in armor.
Picture related. It's the only decent example I've found so far, everything else is is either Korean MMO-tier porn armor or straight-up animu.
Week of the admech edition
>Graia is put into the spotlight, but Mars is a hard act to follow.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/12/forge-world-focus-graia-sep-12gw-homepage-post-4/
>After weeks of a rigged campaign, Imperials win it.
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/11/the-fate-of-konor-imperial-victory/
>top 5 squigs
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/
>GW FAQs (1.1):
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
https://mega.nz/#F!bF0ExS4D!_XaMECn0K9HiJKUFSopJLA
>Other Megas
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-Anon!)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
huh the graia focus seems pretty good, i guess gw isnt just jerking off mars as much as i thought
I guess /tg/ is going through a slow period.
Bump
FUCK the imperium
>free to play
>standard
>draft
Rest in peace local game stores
Normally I'd say something like this can't replicate the feel of actually playing with people in person, but considering what MTG players are like that's actually a good thing.
>>55352410
What is this?
>>55352410
Ah, the "We're losing market share to Hearthstone" edition of MTG Online.
Hey, hate to be a bother, but could anyone tell me where to get the most recent version of the song of swords pdf?
>>55352442
Just go to their website. 2.0 rules are the newest version
>>55352984
Thanks brody
>>55352370
Someone actually explain song of swords for me.
How does the combat work out.
Does it handle well with magic or is it all for the gritty nitty stabbing?
Kamigawa Appreciation Edition
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RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
CARD SEARCH
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
Thread Question: What do you use out of this much-maligned block? Hardmode: No Jitte or Top. Supreme Hardmode: Nonlegendary.
>>55352364
Kodama's Reach.Nourishing Shoal in Modern.
>>55352364
Thread Question: Desperate Ritual
>>55352364
Kokusho, the Evening Star
Ryusei, the Falling StarKodama's Reach
D&D 5th Ed. General Discussion
>Unearthed Arcana: Eladrin and Gith
https://media.wizards.com/2017/dnd/downloads/UA-Eladrin-Gith.pdf
>5etools:
https://astranauta.github.io/5etools.html
>/5eg/ Alternate Trove:
https://dnd.rem.uz/5e%20D%26D%20Books/
>Resources Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/X1TFNxck (embed) (embed)
>Previous thread:
>>55345317
Those with Tomb of Annihilation, how far along are you? Do you plan on running it soon? What do you like and dislike?
>>55350687
I really like the Eladrin-Gith UA, is it just me?
Planning on making an Oath of Ancients Paladin.
What are good multiclass options? Both mechanically interesting and lore interesting would be appreciated.
What would IT look like in 5e?
>Google Drive
http://drive.google.com/drive/folders/0B1qb0_OLhDrDSmZpRWdZaGZRcWs?tid=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&authuser=0
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
https://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
http://kiwiirc.com/client/ircrizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
http://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>55341593
I've been doing a jump based on the Turtledove Atlantis series. I just want to make sure no one else is doing that so that if they are I can back off.
>>55350465
I don't think I've heard anything about that ever, so you should be good to go.
Generic Isekei. How come there's no body options? Like having washboard abs, Captain America level body?
This is a thread for brainstorming racist slurs for fantasy or sci-fi. General use is preferred of course. Please don't debate the nature of slurs here, you're not clever for pointing out that many are only offensive by context, everyone already fucking knows that.
What this thread is for is those rare insults for which the context is built in or that are inherently insulting-sounding. Examples might include 'mayfly,' as said by elves to humans, or 'stunties,' as addressed to dwarfs.
>inb4 knife ears
>>55350421
If you must use a derivative of that, 'knifer' is better.
knife ears
How do you justify that your setting has FTL travel yet they don't have a single Dyson Swarm?
>>55349748
Because only pussy ass commie pinko fags use "green energy". Cool fellas on the Galaxy power their spaceships and industry with gas drinking V8s
>>55349748
I'm a hack so I went with 'salvaged ancient technology that we don't know how it works, but we do know how to make and work it' route for FTL.
>thatsthepoint.jpg
FTL is a plot device for making baseline humans relevant, without the massive energy, infrastructure, or lifespan realistic interstellar civilisations need.